Agjent\u00ebt e udh\u00ebtimit kan\u00eb p\u00ebrpiluar nj\u00eb list\u00eb me k\u00ebrkesat m\u00eb t\u00eb \u00e7uditshme q\u00eb u jan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb atyre nga udh\u00ebtar\u00eb t\u00eb ndrysh\u00ebm nd\u00ebr vite. Ajo \u00ebsht\u00eb botuar n\u00eb nj\u00eb raport t\u00eb publikuar nga Shoqata Amerikane e Agjent\u00ebve t\u00eb Udh\u00ebtimit. Disa prej k\u00ebtyre k\u00ebrkesave jan\u00eb befasuese, disa \u201ct\u00eb ve\u00e7anta\u201d dhe t\u00eb tjera, nj\u00eb budallall\u00ebk kok\u00eb e k\u00ebmb\u00eb. Ja disa prej tyre: \u201cA flasin anglisht n\u00eb Britani?\u201d, ose \u201cNuk dua t\u00eb ulem pran\u00eb dritares n\u00eb avion, sepse sapo kam b\u00ebr\u00eb permanent flok\u00ebt!\u201d. Ka edhe nga ato k\u00ebrkesa q\u00eb kan\u00eb lidhje me intimitetin e \u00e7ifti dhe nd\u00ebrrimin e \u00e7ifteve: \u201cA mund t\u00eb na rezervoni, ju lutem, suit\u00ebn e muajit t\u00eb mjaltit p\u00ebr ne dhe nj\u00eb \u00e7ift tjet\u00ebr?\u201d, ose nga nj\u00eb tradhtar pa skrupuj: \u201cA mund t\u00eb m\u00eb rezervoni dy dhoma n\u00eb vende t\u00eb ndryshme t\u00eb hotelit, nj\u00eb p\u00ebr mua e gruan dhe tjetr\u00ebn p\u00ebr t\u00eb dashur\u00ebn time?\u201d. Ja, edhe nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr i paturp: \u201cDua t\u00eb martohem n\u00eb nj\u00eb ishull n\u00eb Karaibe, martesa n\u00eb t\u00eb cilin nuk njihet n\u00eb SHBA\u201d.<\/p>\n
Ja, pra, k\u00ebrkesat dhe pyetjet me radh\u00eb:<\/p>\n
– A mund t\u00eb planifikoni muajin e mjaltit p\u00ebr mua, nusen time dhe time m\u00eb?<\/p>\n
– A mund t\u00eb garantoni se n\u00eb dhom\u00ebn e hotelit nuk ka pasur kurr\u00eb kafsh\u00eb sht\u00ebpiake?<\/p>\n
– A mund t\u00eb peshkoj me grep nga kro\u00e7era?<\/p>\n
– A \u00ebsht\u00eb marr\u00ebdh\u00ebnia mes nesh nj\u00ebsoj si ajo e nj\u00eb avokati me klientin e vet?<\/p>\n
– A fle ekuipazhi brenda anijes?<\/p>\n
– Mos i thoni t\u00eb fejuar\u00ebs sime se k\u00ebtu kam \u00e7uar edhe ish-gruan time p\u00ebr muajin e mjaltit.<\/p>\n
– Do t\u00eb doja t\u00eb shkoja diku ku nuk ka… shum\u00eb burra.<\/p>\n
– Do t\u00eb doja t\u00eb takoja Elvisin…<\/p>\n
– A do t\u00eb ket\u00eb hije n\u00eb fytyr\u00ebn time, n\u00eb or\u00ebn 4 pasdite, kur t\u00eb b\u00ebhen fotografit\u00eb?<\/p>\n
– A do t\u00eb kujdeseni p\u00ebr qenin tim kur t\u00eb jem me pushime?<\/p>\n
– A ka pagesa autostrade rrug\u00ebs p\u00ebr n\u00eb Havai?<\/p>\n
– A mund t\u00eb shkoj n\u00eb Evrop\u00eb me rrug\u00eb tjet\u00ebr, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 detit apo ajrit?<\/p>\n
– Do t\u00eb doja t\u00eb vizitoja Skocin\u00eb dhe Danimark\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb rrug\u00eb (Agjenti i thot\u00eb klientit se nuk ka koh\u00eb t\u2019i vizitoj\u00eb t\u00eb dyja). Po ato jan\u00eb vet\u00ebm 2 centimentra larg n\u00eb hart\u00eb!<\/p>\n
– A mund ta rregulloni q\u00eb balena t\u00eb hidhet n\u00eb uj\u00eb n\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn koh\u00eb kur do t\u2019i propozoj p\u00ebr martes\u00eb t\u00eb dashur\u00ebs?<\/p>\n
– A mund t\u2019i k\u00ebrkoni shoq\u00ebris\u00eb ajrore t\u00eb bllokoj\u00eb kolltukun af\u00ebr meje, q\u00eb t\u00eb shtrij k\u00ebmb\u00ebt?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Agjent\u00ebt e udh\u00ebtimit kan\u00eb p\u00ebrpiluar nj\u00eb list\u00eb me k\u00ebrkesat m\u00eb t\u00eb \u00e7uditshme q\u00eb u jan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb atyre nga udh\u00ebtar\u00eb t\u00eb ndrysh\u00ebm nd\u00ebr vite. Ajo \u00ebsht\u00eb botuar n\u00eb nj\u00eb raport t\u00eb publikuar nga Shoqata Amerikane e Agjent\u00ebve t\u00eb Udh\u00ebtimit. Disa prej k\u00ebtyre k\u00ebrkesave jan\u00eb befasuese, disa \u201ct\u00eb ve\u00e7anta\u201d dhe t\u00eb tjera, nj\u00eb budallall\u00ebk kok\u00eb e k\u00ebmb\u00eb. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-enciklopedi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9983\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}