{"id":9954,"date":"2015-07-12T00:41:00","date_gmt":"2015-07-11T22:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=9954"},"modified":"2015-07-12T00:41:00","modified_gmt":"2015-07-11T22:41:00","slug":"donald-lu-do-kerkoj-te-shkoj-ambasador-ne-kube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2015\/07\/donald-lu-do-kerkoj-te-shkoj-ambasador-ne-kube\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald Lu: \u201cDo k\u00ebrkoj t\u00eb shkoj ambasador n\u00eb Kub\u00eb\u2026\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ambasadorin amerikan n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, zotin Donald Lu e takova rast\u00ebsisht n\u00eb nj\u00eb dyqan te zona e Medreses\u00eb. Isha nisur t\u00eb blija ca lojna p\u00ebr f\u00ebmij\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb cil\u00ebt kinez\u00ebt shquhen\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kaso Kosa: \u00a0– Mund t\u00eb m\u00eb jepni nj\u00eb makin\u00eb me telekomand\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb karroc\u00eb me kal\u00eb, ju lutem?!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Donald Lu:<\/strong> – M\u00eb falni, po un\u00eb nuk jam shit\u00ebsi. Un\u00eb jam thjesht nj\u00eb bler\u00ebs si ju.<\/p>\n

– T\u00eb m\u00eb falni ju, mua! Ju kujtova si shit\u00ebs kinez, por sa that\u00eb \u201cm\u00eb falni\u201d e kuptova q\u00eb nuk jeni kinez e aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr, shit\u00ebs.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Si e kuptuat?<\/p>\n

– Shit\u00ebsit kinez\u00eb asnj\u00ebher\u00eb nuk i p\u00ebrdorin \u201cfjal\u00ebt magjike\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– E v\u00ebrtet\u00eb! U mungon kultura e tregut, jan\u00eb m\u00ebsuar me sistemin socialist. N\u00eb socializ\u00ebm, shit\u00ebsit i p\u00ebrdornin ato fjal\u00eb vet\u00ebm n\u00eb filma.<\/p>\n

– Si quheni?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Un\u00eb quhem Donald Lu. Juve ju njoh. Jeni Kaso Kosa.<\/p>\n

– Donald Luuuu! Ambasadori amerikan? K\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi q\u00eb u takuam zoti Lu! Po p\u00ebrse keni ardhur n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb dyqan?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Do blej disa zbukurime, Kaso. Kemi fest\u00ebn e Pavar\u00ebsis\u00eb s\u00eb SHBA-ve.<\/p>\n

– Ta g\u00ebzoni, zoti Lu! Mbetshi vend demokratik dhe multietnik gjith\u00eb jet\u00ebn! Dhe, m\u00eb falni q\u00eb nuk ju njoha, por \u00e7\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrteta, faji \u00ebsht\u00eb i juaji.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– P\u00ebrse \u00ebsht\u00eb faji im, Kaso?<\/p>\n

– Po ju rrall\u00eb dilni n\u00eb televizor\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Eh, Kaso! S\u2019m\u00eb p\u00eblqen t\u00eb dal shpesh, n\u00eb fakt. Planin e t\u00eb shfaqurit n\u00eb televizor e kan\u00eb p\u00ebrmbushur dy ambasador\u00ebt p\u00ebrpara meje.<\/p>\n

– V\u00ebrtet, zoti Lu, ku b\u00ebhen zoti Uidhers dhe zoti Arvizu? Na ka marr\u00eb malli p\u00ebr ta.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– N\u00eb Amerik\u00eb, Kaso. N\u00eb pension, me sa di un\u00eb.<\/p>\n

– Po si ia b\u00ebjn\u00eb pa dal\u00eb n\u00eb televizor ata?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Kan\u00eb hapur nga nj\u00eb stacion t\u00eb vog\u00ebl televiziv t\u00eb dy. Dalin aty p\u00ebrdit\u00eb.<\/p>\n

– Zoti Lu, komplimente! Gjuh\u00ebn shqipe e flisni bukur. Ku e keni m\u00ebsuar?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– N\u00eb Amerik\u00eb, Kaso. Gjiton\u00eb kisha shum\u00eb shqiptar\u00eb. Sidomos pe Kor\u00e7e dhe Kolonje. E keni v\u00ebn\u00eb re ju Kaso?! Shumica e atyre q\u00eb i ka dal\u00eb Llotaria Amerikane jan\u00eb nga Kor\u00e7a. \u201cT\u00eb ket\u00eb ndonj\u00eb marifet n\u00eb p\u00ebrzgjedhje?\u201d, mendoj ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb. Nejse! Ku e lam\u00eb? A, po! Aty i d\u00ebgjoja tek llafoseshin me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin dhe duke d\u00ebgjuar e duke folur me ta, m\u00ebsova shqipen\u2026<\/p>\n

– Cilat fjal\u00eb i m\u00ebsuat t\u00eb parat, zoti Lu?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– T\u2019\u00ebm\u00ebn!<\/p>\n

– S\u2019ju p\u00eblqeu pyetja ime?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Jo, jo! T\u2019\u00ebm\u00ebn o! K\u00ebt\u00eb m\u00ebsova t\u00eb par\u00ebn. Aty me ta m\u00ebsova t\u2019i bija edhe kitares. Mbaj mend nj\u00eb djal\u00eb pe Kor\u00e7e Kaso q\u00eb shkonte n\u00ebn ballkonin e nj\u00eb vajze dhe luante serenat\u00eb me kitar\u00eb. Po a e di \u00e7\u2019ndodhi?<\/p>\n

– M\u00eb thoni, ju lutem!<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Babai i vajz\u00ebs nd\u00ebrroi sht\u00ebpin\u00eb. N\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb ku jetonte vajza kishte vajtur nj\u00eb grua rreth t\u00eb 60-ave q\u00eb s\u2019l\u00ebvizte dot se kishte nervin shiatik, e gjora. D\u00ebgjonte gruaja sa bukur luante djali me kitar\u00eb posht\u00eb ballkonit… Prit e prit ai djali t\u00eb dilte n\u00eb ballkon vajza. Hi\u00e7! U fut nj\u00eb nat\u00eb djali nga ballkoni direkt e te dhoma e gjumit. Aty pa k\u00ebt\u00eb gruan. Q\u00eb mos t\u00eb ta zgjas. P\u00ebrfundimisht, djali u martua me at\u00eb gruan. Mori edhe \u201cletrat amerikane\u201d Kaso!<\/p>\n

– I lumt\u00eb pushka dhe kitara! Po ju, i keni qejf k\u00ebng\u00ebt shqiptare?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Po, Kaso, por nganj\u00ebher\u00eb habitem me to\u2026<\/p>\n

– Pse?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Po ja, Kaso. E para k\u00ebng\u00eb shqiptare q\u00eb m\u00ebsova ishte \u201cN\u00eb bangat e shkoll\u00ebs moj mike. Dy emra i gdhend\u00ebm dikur\u201d. E d\u00ebgjoja dhe habitesha. \u201cSi mund t\u2019i k\u00ebndohet dashuris\u00eb, duke prishur bangat?!\u201d, mendoja. \u201cPo ky, nuk mund t\u2019i gdhendte emrat n\u00eb ndonj\u00eb shk\u00ebmb n\u00eb mal?\u201d. Pastaj, kur ardha k\u00ebtu n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri i dhash\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00eb atij djalit Kaso. Ka pas jetuar n\u00eb fush\u00ebn e Kor\u00e7\u00ebs dhe s\u2019kishte ku t\u00eb gjente mal.<\/p>\n

– Ju p\u00eblqen jeta n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, zoti Lu?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– T\u2019jua them tro\u00e7, Kaso!<\/p>\n

– Ma thoni! Me mua vet\u00ebm k\u00ebshtu flitet.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Nuk m\u00eb p\u00eblqen fare! Megjith\u00ebse di shqip, politikan\u00ebt shqiptar\u00eb nuk i kuptoj \u00e7\u2019flasin. Flasin vet\u00ebm kund\u00ebr korrupsionit, por asnj\u00eb nuk vepron. Do k\u00ebrkoj t\u00eb iki n\u00eb Kub\u00eb, Kaso, meq\u00eb edhe rivendos\u00ebm marr\u00ebdh\u00ebniet. Atje mendoj se do t\u2019i kuptoj komunist\u00ebt m\u00eb tep\u00ebr se \u00e7\u2019kuptoj \u201cantikomunist\u00ebt\u201d k\u00ebtu. Dhe tani, Kaso, po largohem. Mirupafshim Kaso dhe je i ftuar n\u00eb fest\u00ebn ton\u00eb. Mos harro t\u00eb vish\u2026<\/p>\n

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Bisedoi me shaka KASO KOSA<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ambasadorin amerikan n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, zotin Donald Lu e takova rast\u00ebsisht n\u00eb nj\u00eb dyqan te zona e Medreses\u00eb. Isha nisur t\u00eb blija ca lojna p\u00ebr f\u00ebmij\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb cil\u00ebt kinez\u00ebt shquhen\u2026 \u00a0 Kaso Kosa: \u00a0– Mund t\u00eb m\u00eb jepni nj\u00eb makin\u00eb me telekomand\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb karroc\u00eb me kal\u00eb, ju lutem?! Donald Lu: – M\u00eb falni, po […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,99],"tags":[744,117],"class_list":["post-9954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aktualitet","category-kaso-kosa","tag-gazeta-intervista","tag-kaso-kosa-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}