Zotin Bojaxhiu e takova n\u00eb shkall\u00ebt e pallatit. At\u00eb dit\u00eb nuk kishte drita dhe as ashensori, as pompa e ujit nuk punonin…<\/p>\n
– Zoti Bojaxhi, p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje!
\n– P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje Kaso!
\n– \u00c7\u2019po b\u00ebni k\u00ebshtu, me k\u00ebta bidona n\u00eb duar?
\n– Po u \u00e7oj uj\u00eb banor\u00ebve t\u00eb pallatit. Ti e di, Kaso, q\u00eb un\u00eb jam alpinist. Tani n\u00eb fushat\u00eb meq\u00eb nuk u hipi maleve, u ngjitem shkall\u00ebve. Me k\u00ebt\u00eb rast, ndihmoj edhe banor\u00ebt, duke u shp\u00ebn\u00eb uj\u00eb n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi.
\n– Kur ju lindi pasioni p\u00ebr alpiniz\u00ebm, zoti Bojaxhi?
\n– Q\u00eb n\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebri, Kaso. Mbaj mend q\u00eb kur isha i vog\u00ebl, shok\u00ebt m\u00eb thoshin mua t\u00eb hipja n\u00eb pem\u00eb dhe t\u00eb vidhja kumbulla, dardha, fiq\u2026
\n– I shisnit?
\n– Eh, mo Kaso, sa mir\u00eb do ishte sikur t\u2019i shisja; do isha si Erion Veliaj! Fiqt\u00eb q\u00eb merrja, i hanim t\u00eb gjitha, ndaj nuk vura asnj\u00eb lek m\u00ebnjan\u00eb q\u00eb t\u2019i p\u00ebrdorja p\u00ebr fushat\u00eb.
\n– Gabim keni b\u00ebr\u00eb, zoti Bojaxhi!
\n– Mbaj mend Kaso q\u00eb, kur isha i vog\u00ebl, theva nj\u00eb llamb\u00eb n\u00eb rrug\u00eb. \u00c7\u2019t\u00eb b\u00ebja? Sa t\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebnin qepaze ata t\u00eb K\u00ebshillit t\u00eb Lagjes, bleva nj\u00eb llamb\u00eb dhe i hipa shtyll\u00ebs e vendosa vet\u00eb. Q\u00eb prej asaj dite, mbeta maj\u00eb shtyllave. Elektri\u00e7ist\u00ebt, meq\u00eb p\u00ebrtonin t\u00eb hipnin vet\u00eb, m\u00eb thoshin mua t\u00eb hipja.
\n– Po m\u00eb von\u00eb, si e ruajt\u00ebt pasionin p\u00ebr ngjitje, zoti Bojaxhi?
\n– Procesin e ngjitjes e vazhdova edhe n\u00eb adoleshenc\u00eb, Kaso. Kur ndonj\u00eb shok kishte p\u00ebr t\u2019i dh\u00ebn\u00eb let\u00ebr dashurie ndonj\u00eb vajze, ngjitesha un\u00eb deri te dritarja e vajz\u00ebs, dor\u00ebzoja letr\u00ebn dhe zbrisja posht\u00eb. Pasi misioni im mbaronte, merrja 5 lek\u00eb shp\u00ebrblim nga djali.
\n– Meq\u00eb kujtuat adoleshenc\u00ebn, si ka qen\u00eb ajo?
\n– E bukur Kaso! Mbaj mend q\u00eb puthjen e par\u00eb ia kam dh\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb vajze\u2026
\n– Sigurisht q\u00eb nj\u00eb vajze do t\u2019ia jepnit zoti Bojaxhi!
\n– E kasha llafin, ia kam dh\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb vajze t\u00eb panjohur, Kaso. Ishte err\u00ebsir\u00eb e plot\u00eb.
\n– Paska qen\u00eb puthje romantike\u2026
\n– Po \u00e7\u2019romantike, o Kaso, m\u00eb qafsh! Rri e m\u00eb d\u00ebgjo. S\u2019t\u00eb rri goja, sikur ke trefazorin n\u00eb goj\u00eb, i themi ne t\u00eb KESH-it.
\n– M\u00eb falni, zoti Bojaxhi!
\n– Si\u00e7 t\u00eb thash\u00eb, ishte err\u00ebsir\u00eb e plot\u00eb e tek u ngjita n\u00eb ballkonin e nj\u00eb vajze t\u2019i jepja letr\u00ebn q\u00eb m\u00eb dha shoku, ajo m\u00eb afroi dhe m\u00eb puthi.
\n– Si ndodhi q\u00eb zoti Berisha ju vuri Drejtor t\u00eb Koorporat\u00ebs Energjetike?
\n– Zoti Berisha m\u00eb pa nj\u00ebher\u00eb q\u00eb i hipa nj\u00eb shtylle af\u00ebr selis\u00eb s\u00eb PD-s\u00eb.
\n– Qenka interesante\u2026
\n– Ishte nat\u00eb Kaso. Ishim mbledhur n\u00eb Selin\u00eb e PD-s\u00eb. Dikush jasht\u00eb kishte ngjitur nj\u00eb fletushk\u00eb lart n\u00eb shtyll\u00eb. Zoti Berisha at\u00ebher\u00eb i kishte syt\u00eb brisk. Dallonte gjith\u00e7ka nga dritarja, madje edhe nat\u00ebn. N\u00eb at\u00eb fletushk\u00eb, shahej vet\u00eb zoti Berisha. \u201cAlarm!\u201d, thirri zoti Berisha. N\u00eb zyr\u00eb erdh\u00ebn me vrap Ridvani, Mul Noka, Ed Paloka dhe shum\u00eb t\u00eb tjer\u00eb. Pasi mor\u00ebm vesh \u00e7\u2019kish ngjar\u00eb, u l\u00ebshuam me vrap drejt shyll\u00ebs. U l\u00ebshova edhe un\u00eb. U p\u00ebrpoq Ridvani, me Mul Nok\u00ebn dhe Palok\u00ebn t\u00eb hipnin, por lesh ia dol\u00ebn. Ziheshim kush t\u00eb hiqte fletushk\u00ebn m\u00eb par\u00eb. At\u00ebher\u00eb hipa un\u00eb dhe e hoqa at\u00eb trakt antiberishian. Por, jam b\u00ebr\u00eb pishman Kaso…
\n– Pse, keni r\u00ebn\u00eb ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb nga shtyllat?
\n– T\u00eb t\u00eb them t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn Kaso, sapo hoqa traktin rash\u00eb. Kur hoqa traktin, zoti Berisha b\u00ebrtiti: \u201cE gjet\u00ebm drejtorin e KESH-it. Do jet\u00eb Bojaxhiu! T\u00eb tjer\u00ebt q\u00eb kemi jan\u00eb duarthar\u00eb.\u201d Aty m\u2019u than\u00eb duart dhe rash\u00eb mbi Mul Nok\u00ebn. Mulin e \u00e7uan n\u00eb spital. Ah, sa gabim b\u00ebra Kaso q\u00eb nuk rash\u00eb mbi Berish\u00ebn!
\n– Cila \u00ebsht\u00eb arsyeja q\u00eb m\u00eb von\u00eb pat\u00ebt kontradikta me t\u00eb?
\n– Po ngjiteshim n\u00eb Dajt, o Kaso. Ishte doktor Berisha dhe nip\u00ebrit e mbesat e tij dhe pas tyre, un\u00eb. Teksa ngjiteshim, b\u00ebra nj\u00eb gabim fatal; parakalova zotin Berisha. Aty e h\u00ebngra. Doktori m\u00eb shkarkoi n\u00eb vend.
\n– Po ju, \u00e7\u2019pat\u00ebt q\u00eb i dol\u00ebt p\u00ebrpara?
\n– Fisnik\u00ebria ime Kaso, ajo m\u00eb nxiti. Ne Bojaxhinjt\u00eb e kemi k\u00ebt\u00eb veti. E till\u00eb ka qen\u00eb edhe kush\u00ebrira ime Gonxhe Bojaxhi, N\u00ebn\u00eb Tereza.
\n– S\u2019e dija q\u00eb Goxhe Bojaxhiun e keni kush\u00ebrir\u00eb…
\n– E mo Kaso, sa gj\u00ebra fsheh media!
\n– Si kandidat p\u00ebr kryetar bashkie, \u00e7\u2019u premtoni qytetar\u00ebve, zoti Bojaxhi?
\n– U premtoj banor\u00ebve t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs se do mbush uj\u00eb n\u00eb Bovill\u00eb dhe do t\u2019ua \u00e7oj vet\u00eb n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi n\u00ebp\u00ebrmjet shkall\u00ebve, deri n\u00eb kat t\u00eb n\u00ebnt\u00eb. U premtoj se edhe kur rrug\u00ebt nuk do t\u00eb kena po\u00e7a, do ngjitem vet\u00eb e t\u2019i vendos. Tani, m\u00eb fal Kaso, se q\u00ebndrova gjat\u00eb. Po ngrihem t\u00eb \u00e7oj k\u00ebta bidonat me uj\u00eb te Qazimi. Mbeta me bidona, pavar\u00ebsisht se e di se ky popull… \u201cvari bidonat\u201d, nuk do m\u00eb votoj\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Bisedoi me shaka KASO KOSA<\/p>\n