{"id":9643,"date":"2015-06-16T23:08:15","date_gmt":"2015-06-16T21:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=9643"},"modified":"2015-06-16T23:08:15","modified_gmt":"2015-06-16T21:08:15","slug":"gershera-ne-dore-te-brunes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2015\/06\/gershera-ne-dore-te-brunes\/","title":{"rendered":"G\u00cbRSH\u00cbRA N\u00cb DOR\u00cb T\u00cb BRUN\u00cbS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cZotni! Me k\u00ebto flok\u00eb m\u00eb je b\u00ebr\u00eb si majmun! Po l\u00eb kokr\u00ebn e nam duke u l\u00ebpir\u00eb para pasqyr\u00ebs. Pika burrit: U plake e u thinje\u2026 ?!\u201d<br \/>\nP\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb hak I thash\u00eb:\u201d U plake e u thinje, \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00ebm gjysma e vargut t\u00eb poetit Ki\u00e7o Spidhi. E di pjes\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr? \u2026E me seks nuk u nginje\u2026N\u00eb fakt poeti, q\u00eb ka q\u00ebn\u00eb trim, jo si puna ime, p\u00ebrdorte fjal\u00ebn shqip nga ka dal\u00eb rraca njer\u00ebzore&#8230;<br \/>\nNuk e d\u00ebgjova replik\u00ebn, sepse zbrita me vrap shkall\u00ebve. \u2026Pas dy or\u00ebve u ktheva.<br \/>\n-Me g\u00ebrsh\u00ebr\u00ebn e deleve t\u00eb ka qethur berberi ? E di si me duke? Si instruktor partie n\u00eb koh\u00ebn e Enverit\u2026<br \/>\n-Kam nd\u00ebrruar nj\u00eb duzin\u00eb me berber\u00eb,- I thash\u00eb Ezmerk\u00ebs.- T\u00eb gjith\u00eb dele pa qum\u00ebsht.\u2026Sikur t\u00eb qethem tek nj\u00eb berbere?&#8230;N\u00eb mend kisha fjal\u00ebn \u201cfem\u00ebr\u201d. Nuk ma mbajti.\u2026Ezmerka, pasi rrudhi vetullat u hodh n\u00eb sulm: \u2026Ashtu, \u00eb\u00eb\u00eb? Dashke t\u00eb shkosh tek ndonj\u00eb nga ato \u201cflok\u00eb prer\u00ebset\u201d seksi, q\u00eb t\u00eb sh\u00ebtit\u00ebsh me kok\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr kodra t\u00eb buta? Por ato nuk e kan\u00eb m\u00ebndjen tek g\u00ebrsh\u00ebra?!&#8230;E di \u00e7far\u00eb I ngjau nj\u00eb shoqes sime? Bashk\u00eb me flok\u00ebt I pren\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb cop\u00eb veshi?!\u2026Pasi ra n\u00eb mendime m\u00eb tha:<br \/>\n-E para, duhet t\u00eb m\u00ebsosh: Nuk quhen berbere, por parukjere. S\u00eb dyti, parukjeren do t\u00eb ta gjej vet\u00eb\u2026S\u00eb treti. Pik\u00eb.<br \/>\nNj\u00eb t\u00eb premte u nis\u00ebm p\u00ebr t\u2019u qethur. Rrug\u00ebs nuk di pse mu kujtua nj\u00eb histori. N\u00eb redaksin\u00eb e \u201cFiks Fare\u201d erdhi nj\u00eb gazetar. I kishte vesh\u00ebt llapush. E tallnin t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. I thartuar u arratis n\u00eb Greqi. Pagoi 400 euro. Preu vesh\u00ebt. Fashoi kok\u00ebn. Me kok\u00eb t\u00eb fashuar erdhi n\u00eb redaksi. I pari e pikasi Ismet Drishti: \u201c Uaa\u2026Djali, q\u00ebnke b\u00ebr\u00eb synet nga koka?!\u201d<br \/>\nPasi b\u00ebm\u00eb nj\u00eb cop\u00eb rrug\u00eb q\u00ebndruam tek \u201cHair &amp; Estetie BrunA\u201d. Rr.\u201dMuhamet Gjollesha\u201d. Pallati 5\/3. Pran\u00eb stadiumit \u201cDinamo\u201d. Tel 274 468. Sall\u00eb e gj\u00ebr\u00eb. E past\u00ebr. E bukur. G\u00ebrsh\u00ebr\u00ebt I kishte n\u00eb dor\u00eb pronarja: Bruna. N\u00eb ndihm\u00eb t\u00eb saj ishin tre femra dhe nj\u00eb djal\u00eb. Pasi m\u00eb dor\u00ebzoi, Ezmerka u largua\u2026<br \/>\nSipas \u201cprotokollit\u201d, n\u00eb fillim m\u00eb lan\u00eb kok\u00ebn. Bukuroshja nisi t\u00eb l\u00ebvizi gishtat mes flok\u00ebve. Kur gati po m\u00eb zint gjumi, d\u00ebgjova:<br \/>\n-Lexova nj\u00eb shkrimin tek revista \u201cShije\u201d. Si t\u00eb duron gruaja, p\u00ebr ato q\u00eb shkruan?&#8230;Thjesht\u00eb. Nuk I lexon dhe thot\u00eb: M\u00eb vjen turpa nga shoqet me bro\u00e7kullat q\u00eb shkruan?!&#8230;Si do t\u00eb qethesh?- Tha Bruna\u2026Me m\u00ebshir\u00eb,- ju p\u00ebrgjigja.-Mos I jep shum\u00eb g\u00ebrsh\u00ebr\u00ebs. Nga mosha, qimja m\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb holluar dhe mezi rritet?!<br \/>\n-M\u00eb p\u00eblqen zonja juaj,- m\u00eb tha Bruna.-Tregon kujdes p\u00ebr flok\u00ebt, trupin, l\u00ebkur\u00ebn. Them q\u00eb do jet\u00eb nga der\u00eb e madhe?<br \/>\n&#8211; I ke r\u00ebn\u00eb pik\u00ebs. Po kaloi 59 kilogram, pakson buk\u00ebn dhe shton vrapin\u2026Kur u fejuam ishte 52 kilogram. Ka shtuar n\u00eb pesh\u00eb, sepse nuk mund tja prishte vjerr\u00ebs\u2026Si ndodhi? Erdhi p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb Ezmerka n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi. Pyeta maman\u00eb: \u201cSi t\u00eb duket nusja?\u201d\u2026E kolme\u2026Por gjoksin e ka t\u00eb vog\u00ebl!&#8230;Ka derman. Do t\u00eb t\u00eb hapet pak pun\u00eb: Duhet tja f\u00ebrkosh sa m\u00eb shum\u00eb\u2026<br \/>\nBruna ja shkrepi gazit. \u201cE di pse qesh?- M\u00eb tha.- E njejta histori m\u00eb ka ndodhur edhe mua. Jo me vjerr\u00ebn , por me motr\u00ebn e saj.\u201d<br \/>\nSipas protokollit, p\u00ebrsi lajrje flok\u00ebsh\u2026Pastaj Davidi b\u00ebri rregullimet\u2026 M\u00eb pyeti: Pak xhel\u00eb?&#8230;Normale. Rruga p\u00ebr n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi kalon para shkoll\u00ebs \u201cPetro Nini\u201d\u2026Ha\u2026ha\u2026ha\u2026qeshi Bruna, q\u00eb p\u00ebr familjen ton\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb parukjerja m\u00eb e mir\u00eb n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cZotni! Me k\u00ebto flok\u00eb m\u00eb je b\u00ebr\u00eb si majmun! Po l\u00eb kokr\u00ebn e nam duke u l\u00ebpir\u00eb para pasqyr\u00ebs. Pika burrit: U plake e u thinje\u2026 ?!\u201d P\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb hak I thash\u00eb:\u201d U plake e u thinje, \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00ebm gjysma e vargut t\u00eb poetit Ki\u00e7o Spidhi. E di pjes\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr? \u2026E me seks nuk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6508,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,573],"tags":[890,891,576],"class_list":["post-9643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aktualitet","category-haberet-e-mitros","tag-bruna","tag-bruna-parukiere","tag-mitro-cela"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}