K\u00ebt\u00eb radh\u00eb, vendosa t\u00eb intervistoja zotin Rama. Hyra n\u00eb Kryeministri dhe trokita n\u00eb der\u00ebn e tij. Nga brenda, dikush foli:<\/p>\n
– Hyyyyyr! Uuuueeee Kasua! Hajd Kaso, hajd, se ke ardh si me porosi. T\u00eb dashka vjehrra, si\u00e7 duket. – M\u00eb tha Bamir Topi, i cili po hante f\u00ebrges\u00eb e po pinte raki.
\n– Nuk ndodhet k\u00ebtu zoti Rama?
\n– Jo, doli t\u00eb \u00e7onte n\u00eb banj\u00eb breshkat dhe vjen shpejt. P\u00ebrse e doje, Kaso?
\n– T\u2019i merrja nj\u00eb intervist\u00eb. Meq\u00eb ai nuk qenka, po ta marr ty, zoti Topi.
\n– M\u00eb merr sa intervista t\u00eb duash. Dhe na, merre k\u00ebt\u00eb – m\u00eb afroi nj\u00eb lug\u00eb f\u00ebrges\u00eb t\u00eb gatuar k\u00ebndsh\u00ebm.
\n– Nuk e ha f\u00ebrges\u00ebn zoti Topi. Po pate ndonj\u00eb cop\u00eb mish t\u00eb pjekur, e ekzekutoj n\u00eb vend, si lab q\u00eb jam\u2026
\n– Cop\u00eb mishi duam t\u00eb gjith\u00eb Kaso, ndaj edhe erdha k\u00ebtu n\u00eb Kryeministri. P\u00ebr nj\u00eb cop\u00eb. Po kush t\u00eb jep, thuaj!
\n– H\u00eb, se do marr\u00ebsh ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb edhe ti pas zgjedhjeve vendore, po h\u00eb…
\n– T\u00eb lumt\u00eb goja, Kaso! – E nd\u00ebrsa po hante, hodhi nj\u00eb v\u00ebshtrim n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb dhe m\u00eb pyeti: – A mendon ti Kaso, se m\u00eb ka dal\u00eb boja?
\n– P\u00ebrse!? Q\u00eb si i djatht\u00eb q\u00eb je, b\u00ebre koalicion me Ram\u00ebn?! Po mos e vrit mendjen fare, o derman!
\n– Jo o Kaso, jo! Nuk kam hall se m\u00eb del boja politikisht mua, m\u00ebr jo, se k\u00ebtu politika p\u00ebrzierje boj\u00ebrash \u00ebsht\u00eb. Se mos jam i vetmi un\u00eb! T\u00eb pyeta: A mendon se m\u00eb ka dal\u00eb boja k\u00ebtu te k\u00ebto qimet e flok\u00ebve af\u00ebr veshit? Se i leva mbr\u00ebm\u00eb dreqin, por s\u2019paskan marr\u00eb mir\u00eb.
\n– Mua top fare m\u00eb duken, zoti Topi. Pastaj, mos u shqet\u00ebso! Zotit Rama i jan\u00eb zbardhur flok\u00ebt fare dhe s\u2019e ka problem.
\n– E kam zakon nga doktor Berisha dhe Fatmir Mediu. \u201cFlok\u00ebt duhen lyer\u201d, m\u00eb thoshin kur ishim bashk\u00eb. Nejse Kaso, ke ndonj\u00eb pyetje, sa pa ardhur zoti Rama?
\n– Zoti Topi, desha t\u00eb t\u00eb pyes: P\u00ebrse nuk u bashkuat k\u00ebt\u00eb radh\u00eb me PD-n\u00eb?
\n– Un\u00eb me PD-n\u00eb!? Kurr\u00ebn e kurr\u00ebs, Kaso! At\u00eb q\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebri mua Saliu\u2026
\n– T\u00eb b\u00ebri President…
\n– President m\u00eb b\u00ebri Nanoja mua, n\u00eb fakt, por muhabetin ta kisha, q\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebri at\u00eb q\u00eb s\u2019m\u00eb b\u00ebri kryetar t\u00eb PD-s\u00eb…
\n– Pretendoje t\u00eb b\u00ebheshe kryetar, zoti Topi?
\n– Sigurisht, Kaso! Cili tjet\u00ebr mund t\u2019i hypte kalit pasi i zbriti Sala?
\n– Mbase ke t\u00eb drejt\u00eb…
\n– Sigurisht q\u00eb kam t\u00eb drejt\u00eb, Kaso. Atij kali m\u00eb takonte mua t\u2019i hypja. Un\u00eb jam me profesion veteriner-zooteknik dhe e di si i hypet kalit, si trajtohet kali kur \u00ebsht\u00eb i s\u00ebmur\u00eb dhe si ushqehet. Q\u00eb, edhe t\u00eb mos fryhet shum\u00eb, por nj\u00ebkoh\u00ebsisht, t\u00eb mos mbetet kock\u00eb e l\u00ebkur\u00eb. M\u00eb kupton, Kaso?
\n– Kuptova zoti Topi! Po tani, di si ta trajtosh nj\u00eb kal\u00eb? U b\u00ebn\u00eb vite q\u00eb s\u2019e ushtron m\u00eb veterinarin\u00eb…
\n– Kaso, ti e di q\u00eb zoti Gazmend Oketa ka qen\u00eb Minist\u00ebr i Mbrojtjes. Kur ishte n\u00eb ministri ai, shkoja p\u00ebrher\u00eb e b\u00ebja st\u00ebrvitje p\u00ebr hypje kali. N\u00eb nj\u00eb nga k\u00ebto st\u00ebrvitje e h\u00ebngra un\u00eb, Kaso.
\n– Si e h\u00ebngre? Re nga kali?<\/p>\n
– M\u00eb keq akoma, Kaso! Kur po b\u00ebja st\u00ebrvitje me kal\u00eb, dikush m\u00eb d\u00ebgjoi q\u00eb po i thosha Gazmend Oket\u00ebs: \u201cHo Gazo, si dukem n\u00eb moj t\u00eb kalit m\u00ebr plak?\u201d. Ai q\u00eb d\u00ebgjoi, shkoi i tha Saliut.
\n– \u00c7\u2019i tha?
\n– I tha q\u00eb Bamiri po b\u00ebnte st\u00ebrvitje si t\u2019i hypte kalit t\u00ebnd dhe tha q\u00eb Saliu \u00ebsht\u00eb plak. Q\u00eb at\u00ebher\u00eb, Saliu sa m\u00eb shikonte, mendonte kalin.
\n– Kuptoj, zoti Topi! T\u00eb t\u00eb pyes: P\u00ebrse nuk dol\u00ebt me nj\u00eb kandidat t\u00eb pavarur n\u00eb zgjedhje, por b\u00ebt\u00eb koalicion me t\u00eb majt\u00ebn?
\n– A mo Kaso q\u00eb mbete carac, mbete! Po un\u00eb tashm\u00eb jam i majt\u00eb.
\n– Si je i majt\u00eb, zoti Topi!? Un\u00eb forc\u00ebn tuaj e di t\u00eb djatht\u00eb\u2026
\n– Un\u00eb i djatht\u00eb isha, sa mora tokat. Ke par\u00eb ndonj\u00eb ish-pronar tjet\u00ebr t\u2019i t\u00eb ket\u00eb marr\u00eb tokat? Jam i ve\u00e7ant\u00eb un\u00eb, Kaso. I boj gjonat n\u00ebn rrogoz.
\n– Je zoti Topi…
\n– Pra, k\u00ebshtu, o Kaso. Sa s\u2019kisha marr\u00eb tokat, isha i djatht\u00eb. Q\u00eb PD-ja t\u00eb m\u00eb jepte tokat. Tani jam i majt\u00eb. Kuptove Kaso? Edhe po s\u2019kuptove, ik tani se kam ca muhabete pune me zotin Rama. Tujtjeta Kaso!<\/p>\n
Bisedoi me shaka: KASO KOSA<\/p>\n