Zotin Meta e takova rast\u00ebsisht t\u00eb tregu fshatar te Pazari i Ri. Sa e pash\u00eb ngarkuar me torba, ia mora nga dora. N\u00eb fillim u tremb pak, se kujtoi mos ia vidhja, por pastaj m\u00eb p\u00ebrqafoi gjith\u00eb mall…<\/p>\n
Ilir Meta: – \u00c7\u2019b\u00ebn Kaso?
\nKaso Kosa: – U trembe se mos t\u00eb vidhja?
\n– Mua t\u00eb m\u00eb vjedhin, mo Kaso? S\u2019m\u00eb njeh mir\u00eb. Un\u00eb k\u00eb t\u00eb… Nejse! \u00c7\u2019po b\u00ebn, Kaso?
\n– Hi\u00e7, zoti Meta. Ja, kam dal\u00eb t\u00eb blej ca jeshill\u00ebqe se jam sh\u00ebndoshur shum\u00eb dhe k\u00ebto t\u00eb dob\u00ebsojn\u00eb.
\n– Mir\u00eb b\u00ebn. Edhe un\u00eb kam qen\u00eb i sh\u00ebndosh\u00eb sa nj\u00eb mullar, besoj se e mban mend. Aq i fryr\u00eb isha, sa nuk ruaja dot balanc\u00ebn. M\u00eb merreshin mendt\u00eb kur ecja, madje edhe kur rrija n\u00eb kolltuk. Kjo marrje mendsh m\u00eb shkaktonte shp\u00ebrqendrim. Zihesha me t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. Ku nuk shkova p\u00ebr ta kuruar k\u00ebt\u00eb t\u00eb met\u00eb, derisa derman m\u00eb b\u00ebri nj\u00eb mjek popullor i cili m\u00eb tha: Ti, zoti Met\u00eb e ke k\u00ebt\u00eb t\u00eb met\u00eb, sepse je i sh\u00ebndosh\u00eb. Po t\u00eb dob\u00ebsohesh, do shmang\u00ebsh z\u00ebnkat me politikan\u00ebt e tjer\u00eb. Mos harro shprehjen e popullit ton\u00eb: \u201cUrt\u00eb e but\u00eb dhe plot tenxherja!\u201d.
\n– Urt\u00eb e but\u00eb e plot tigani, zoti Meta!
\n– Kaso, un\u00eb nuk ha t\u00eb skuqura, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb nuk e p\u00ebrdor tiganin; p\u00ebrdor tenxheren. E, q\u00eb thua ti, q\u00eb nga ajo dit\u00eb, un\u00eb vendosa t\u00eb dob\u00ebsohesha, p\u00ebr t\u00eb mbajtur balanc\u00ebn.
\n– Si po shkoni me fushat\u00ebn, zoti Meta?
\n– \u00c7\u2019fushat\u00eb?
\n– T\u00eb zgjedhjeve vendore, pra!
\n– Ah, po, harrova fare. Se ne, Kaso, po b\u00ebhemi gati p\u00ebr zgjedhjet e ardhshme parlamentare.
\n– Un\u00eb ju pyeta p\u00ebr fushat\u00ebn tani n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb, zoti Meta\u2026
\n– Po \u00e7\u2018fushat\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb kjo, or Kaso!? Pse, gomar jam un\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj fushat\u00eb p\u00ebr Erion Veliajn? Un\u00eb votuesve ua kam b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb qart\u00eb: Votoni koalicionin! Kaq m\u00eb duhet mua. Si individ, n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb un\u00eb dua t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb doktor Halimi. Besoj m\u00eb ke d\u00ebgjuar kur u kam th\u00ebn\u00eb njer\u00ebzve q\u00eb Halimi \u00ebsht\u00eb njeri i mir\u00eb.
\n– Ju kam d\u00ebgjuar, zoti Meta, ju kam d\u00ebgjuar, por mendova se do t\u00eb donit t\u00eb fitonte zoti Veliaj.
\n– O Kaso, po t\u00eb thash\u00eb pra q\u00eb un\u00eb s\u2019jam idiot. Zoti Veliaj do fitoj\u00eb, por jo me votat e LSI-s\u00eb. Ti e di q\u00ebllimin tim final, Kaso.
\n– Cilin zoti Meta?
\n– At\u00eb, pra, q\u00eb t\u00eb marr PS-n\u00eb!
\n– Po n\u00eb bashkit\u00eb e tjera, a keni b\u00ebr\u00eb fushat\u00eb, zoti Meta?
\n– Hi\u00e7 fare, Kaso. Fushat\u00eb le t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb PS-ja. Pse t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb ne? Pse, gomar jam un\u00eb t\u00eb harxhoj para?! Ne, njer\u00ebzit tan\u00eb t\u00eb pun\u00ebsuar i kemi n\u00eb bashki. Parat\u00eb po i mbajm\u00eb q\u00eb t\u2019i hedhim n\u00eb zgjedhjet e p\u00ebrgjithshme ne, Kaso.
\n– Keni mbledhur shum\u00eb para p\u00ebr at\u00eb dit\u00eb?
\n– Keq situata Kaso, keq. Ka r\u00ebn\u00eb leku fare. Qeveria e kaluar ku isha pjes\u00eb edhe un\u00eb, na la me borxhe dhe kjo qeveri ku jam prap\u00eb pjes\u00eb edhe un\u00eb, po shlyen borxhet e kaluara. U kam dh\u00ebn\u00eb urdh\u00ebr ministrave tan\u00eb n\u00eb qeveri, sidomos zotit Haxhinasto dhe zotit Panariti, q\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00eb dor\u00ebzojn\u00eb pjes\u00ebn, por s\u2019kan\u00eb, Kaso. Keq gjendja. Nuk ka fonde fare. Dhe kur thesi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb plot, nuk ke \u00e7\u2019merr. Rrug\u00eb nuk po b\u00ebhen. Bujq\u00ebsia \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb ng\u00ebr\u00e7. Tro\u00e7 t\u00eb ta them, jemi dob\u00ebt me financat e partis\u00eb, Kaso. Vet\u00ebm me nj\u00eb gj\u00eb jemi mir\u00eb.
\n– Me cil\u00ebn, zoti Meta?
\n– Me mbushjen e radh\u00ebve t\u00eb partis\u00eb son\u00eb. Ata t\u00eb PD-s\u00eb e kan\u00eb kuptuar se vet\u00ebm me ne fitojn\u00eb. Tani edhe an\u00ebtar\u00ebt e PS-s\u00eb po e kuptojn\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb gj\u00eb. Pra, parrulla jon\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb: Me ne fitojn\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb!
\n– Kjo ka qen\u00eb parrull\u00eb e doktorit, me sa m\u00eb kujtohet…
\n– Mos ma kujto Doktorin, aman Kaso! Kam nostalgji. \u00c7far\u00eb doja, m\u00eb jepte. \u201cVe\u00e7 t\u00eb rri n\u00eb pushtet un\u00eb, m\u00eb thoshte, pa hap goj\u00ebn merr \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb duash!\u201d. Nj\u00eb hapje goje n\u00eb at\u00eb koh\u00eb, m\u00eb shkonte nj\u00eb hapje thesi me para. Ishin koh\u00eb t\u00eb tjera ato, Kaso… Jo se Rama nuk m\u00eb thot\u00eb \u201chap goj\u00ebn\u201d, por \u00e7\u2019ta hap kot?! S\u2019ka akoma lek\u00eb Kaso.
\n– Meq\u00eb ra fjala te zoti Rama… A jua hap telefonin kur keni ndonj\u00eb problem t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn?
\n– Telefonin?! Rama?! Kaso, kur dua, edhe ia hap, po pse t\u2019ia hap? Le t\u00eb vij\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00eb takoj\u00eb vet\u00eb.
\n– P\u00ebrse ju duan t\u00eb gjith\u00eb, zoti Meta?
\n– E, mor Kaso, q\u00eb mbete aguridhe mbete. Un\u00eb ta shpjegova pra. Kam ndjekur rrug\u00ebn e duhur. At\u00eb t\u00eb bashk\u00ebpunejsh\u00ebn.
\n– \u00c7\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb kjo bashk\u00ebpunejsh\u00ebn?
\n– Bashk\u00ebpunejsh\u00ebn, Kaso, n\u00eb anglisht, i thon\u00eb bashk\u00ebpunimit.
\n– Zoti Meta, m\u00eb falni q\u00eb ju korrigjoj, por bashk\u00ebpunimit, n\u00eb anglisht, i thon\u00eb \u201cCooperation\u201d…
\n– Ouuu, po \u00e7ne q\u00eb gjith\u00eb drejtor\u00ebt e LSI-s\u00eb i thon\u00eb bashk\u00ebpunejsh\u00ebn? Ne kemi p\u00ebrzgjedhur njer\u00ebz t\u00eb aft\u00eb q\u00eb din\u00eb anglisht! Po m\u00eb \u00e7udit ky fakt… Ika, Kaso, t\u2019u b\u00ebj mbledhje drejtor\u00ebve t\u00eb LSI-s\u00eb e t\u2019u m\u00ebsoj pak anglisht. Me k\u00ebt\u00eb rast, e m\u00ebsoj edhe un\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n
Bisedoi me shaka: KASO KOSA<\/p>\n