P\u00ebr t\u00eb takuar zotin Halim Kosova nuk e pata fare t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb. E dija ku ta gjeja. Si p\u00ebrher\u00eb, n\u00eb klinik\u00eb. Shkova atje dhe trokita\u2026<\/p>\n
Halim Kosova: – Hyr! Uaaaa, Kasua! Hajde Kaso hajde! \u00c7\u2019e mir\u00eb t\u00eb solli? Do lind\u00ebsh?
\nKaso Kosa: – \u00c7\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb kjo fjal\u00eb, zoti Kosova?! Q\u00ebkur kan\u00eb filluar t\u00eb lindin burrat?
\n– L\u00ebre Kaso, jam b\u00ebr\u00eb l\u00ebmsh. M\u00eb ka hutuar politika. \u00c7\u2019m\u2019u desh mua t\u2019i futesha k\u00ebsaj t\u00eb flamosure!
\n– Jeni penduar?
\n– Edhe po, edhe jo.
\n– Si, edhe po, edhe jo, zoti Kosova?
\n– Po ja, mo Kaso. Lindjet kan\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00eb fare, po kur t\u00eb them fare, dometh\u00ebn\u00eb fare-fare. Grat\u00eb s\u2019lindin m\u00eb si m\u00eb par\u00eb. Edhe ato q\u00eb lindin, shkojn\u00eb e lindin jasht\u00eb. Pra, nga nj\u00ebra an\u00eb, mir\u00eb b\u00ebra q\u00eb hoqa dor\u00eb nga gjinekologjia. Nga ana tjet\u00ebr: S\u2019ia them fare p\u00ebr politik\u00eb un\u00eb, Kaso. Ti m\u00eb ke par\u00eb q\u00eb s\u2019kam folur asnj\u00ebher\u00eb n\u00eb Parlament.
\n– Si ndodhi q\u00eb vendos\u00ebt t\u00eb kandidonit p\u00ebr Bashkin\u00eb e Tiran\u00ebs, zoti Kosova?
\n– Si ndodhi, the? M\u00eb mori n\u00eb telefon n\u00eb or\u00ebn 2.22, Kryetari i PD-s\u00eb son\u00eb, Kaso. \u201cEja, tha se dua t\u00eb t\u00eb them di\u00e7ka\u201d.
\n– Ju mori vet\u00eb zoti Basha?!
\n– Nuk m\u00eb mori Basha, jo! M\u00eb mori zoti Berisha. Nejse! \u201c\u00c7\u2019t\u00eb ket\u00eb ndodhur, mendova q\u00eb m\u00eb do me urgjenc\u00eb?\u201d. P\u00ebr t\u00eb lindur, s\u2019ma ha mendja t\u00eb kishte lindur zonja Berisha. Jo se s\u2019mundet, se edhe zonjat e tjera kan\u00eb lindur me vez\u00eb nga donator\u00eb, por nga bisedat q\u00eb kam b\u00ebr\u00eb m\u00eb par\u00eb me zotin Berisha, m\u00eb kishte th\u00ebn\u00eb q\u00eb bashk\u00eb me zonj\u00ebn e tij kishin vendosur t\u00eb mos lindin m\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb, se do t\u2019ua p\u00ebrflisnin p\u00ebr biznese t\u00eb paligjshme.
\n– Dhe ju shkuat?
\n– Mendova se mos m\u00eb donte q\u00eb ta ndihmoja n\u00eb ndonj\u00eb lindje t\u00eb ndonj\u00eb zonje n\u00eb strukturat drejtuese te partis\u00eb dhe u nisa. Mora veglat me vete. Kur e takova zotin Berisha, m\u00eb tha q\u00eb \u201cty Halim t\u00eb kemi vendosur si kandidat p\u00ebr n\u00eb bashki. Vet\u00ebm ti si gjinekolog mund ta nxjerr\u00ebsh partin\u00eb ton\u00eb nga… i s\u2019\u00ebm\u00ebs ku u fut\u00ebm pas zgjedhjeve t\u00eb fundit\u201d. Aty m\u00eb ran\u00eb veglat Kaso. Veglat e pun\u00ebs, dometh\u00ebn\u00eb.
\n– Besoni se do fitoni?
\n– Ku di un\u00eb, Kaso! Po t\u00eb m\u00eb votojn\u00eb gjith\u00eb grat\u00eb q\u00eb kam ndihmuar n\u00eb lindje, fitoj, po ti e di, shoq\u00ebria jon\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb patriarkale. Vendimet i marrin burrat dhe grat\u00eb do b\u00ebjn\u00eb si\u00e7 duan ata.
\n– Zoti Kosova, desha t\u2019ju pyes. Si u ndjet\u00eb kur zoti Rama ju quajti \u201ct\u00eb lodhur\u201d?
\n– Kaso, nj\u00eb burr\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb i lodhur kur nuk i punojn\u00eb \u201cveglat\u201d. Po k\u00ebshtu, edhe nj\u00eb gjinekolog.
\n– Po p\u00ebr deklarat\u00ebn e zotit Taulant Balla, i cili tha q\u00eb \u201czoti Kosova ku nuk i ka futur duart\u201d, \u00e7\u2019mendoni?
\n– Mir\u00eb ka th\u00ebn\u00eb, ku nuk i kam futur, por s\u2019besoj se zoti Balla ka lindur me ndihm\u00ebn time. Pra, diku edhe nuk i kam futur. Pastaj, Kaso, detyra e gjinekologut kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb. Mbase zoti Balla ka lindur n\u00eb autobus dhe nuk e di k\u00ebt\u00eb gj\u00eb, se do ta ket\u00eb ndihmuar n\u00eb lindje ndonj\u00eb q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb ndodhur aty rast\u00ebsisht. Mbase mund t\u00eb ket\u00eb lindur me ndihm\u00ebn e veterinerit t\u00eb ferm\u00ebs, ose shoferit, apo faturinos s\u00eb autobusit. Ose mund t\u00eb ket\u00eb lindur edhe n\u00eb fush\u00eb, dometh\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb ndonj\u00eb shkurre a ferr\u00eb anash fush\u00ebs…
\n– Si ju duket fushata, zoti Kosova?
\n– Ku di un\u00eb! Aq sa di ti, di edhe un\u00eb. Un\u00eb s\u2019ia thek fare p\u00ebr premtime. Shkoj takoj njer\u00ebzit. Po m\u00eb tha ndonj\u00eb q\u00eb ka gruan p\u00ebr t\u00eb lindur, mir\u00eb. Ndryshe, \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb llafos me ta? Iki shpejt.
\n– Mendoni se do fitoni?
\n– Fitova, humba, nj\u00eblloj \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebr mua Kaso, por un\u00eb nuk besoj se do fitoj, sepse ky popull nuk voton at\u00eb q\u00eb i ndihmon n\u00ebn\u00ebn, por at\u00eb q\u00eb i b\u00ebn n\u00ebn\u00ebn… Nuk e kam problem, fitoj a humbas, por p\u00ebr nj\u00eb gj\u00eb jam i k\u00ebnaqur; q\u00eb me ndarjen e re t\u00eb zonave elektorale, tashm\u00eb n\u00eb bashki futen edhe fshatrat. Fshatar\u00ebt lindin shum\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb se qytetar\u00ebt dhe, n\u00ebse fitoj, u premtoj se do u gjendem pran\u00eb n\u00eb lindje. Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb ndryshimi im me Erion Veliajn. Ai thot\u00eb q\u00eb do u gjendet pran\u00eb me \u201crilindjen\u201d, un\u00eb me lindjen.<\/p>\n
Bisedoi me shaka: Kaso KOSA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
P\u00ebr t\u00eb takuar zotin Halim Kosova nuk e pata fare t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb. E dija ku ta gjeja. Si p\u00ebrher\u00eb, n\u00eb klinik\u00eb. Shkova atje dhe trokita\u2026 Halim Kosova: – Hyr! Uaaaa, Kasua! Hajde Kaso hajde! \u00c7\u2019e mir\u00eb t\u00eb solli? Do lind\u00ebsh? Kaso Kosa: – \u00c7\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb kjo fjal\u00eb, zoti Kosova?! Q\u00ebkur kan\u00eb filluar t\u00eb lindin burrat? – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,99],"tags":[880,882,117,881],"class_list":["post-9192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aktualitet","category-kaso-kosa","tag-hali","tag-halim-kosova","tag-kaso-kosa-2","tag-kosova"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}