Prind\u00ebrit
\nDy djem po diskutojn\u00eb me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin.
\nThot\u00eb i pari: – Babi im \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i miri n\u00eb bot\u00eb!
\nP\u00ebrgjigjet i dyti: – Ia ke fut kot, plako!
\nThot\u00eb i pari: – V\u00ebllai im \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i mir\u00eb se i yti!
\nP\u00ebrgjigjet i dyti: – Ia ke fut kot, plako!
\nThot\u00eb i pari: – Mami im \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb e mir\u00eb se e jotja!
\nP\u00ebrgjigjet i dyti: – A, k\u00ebtu mund t\u00eb kesh t\u00eb drejt\u00eb, se k\u00ebshtu thot\u00eb edhe babi im…<\/p>\n
K\u00ebshill\u00eb
\nN\u00eb \u00e7do grup shoq\u00ebror, nj\u00ebri \u00ebsht\u00eb patjet\u00ebr budalla. N\u00ebse n\u00eb grupin t\u00ebnd shoq\u00ebror, nuk ka asnj\u00eb t\u00eb till\u00eb, ka ardhur momenti t\u00eb shqet\u00ebsohesh!<\/p>\n
Krokodili
\nNj\u00eb bjonde shkon p\u00ebr pushime n\u00eb Brazil dhe i hip\u00ebn keq n\u00eb kok\u00eb t\u00eb blej\u00eb k\u00ebpuc\u00eb krokodil\u00ebsh. Pyeti shit\u00ebsit n\u00ebp\u00ebr dyqane, por meq\u00eb nuk i p\u00eblqeu \u00e7mimi me t\u00eb cilin ata ia ofruan, vendosi t\u00eb shkonte t\u00eb vriste vet\u00eb nj\u00eb krokodil.
\n– Dakord – i tha shit\u00ebsi, – Zoti t\u00eb ndihmoft\u00eb dhe ishalla kapsh ndonj\u00eb t\u00eb madh!
\nGjith\u00eb zell, bjondja largohet. T\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen, nd\u00ebrsa shitesi kalon para nj\u00eb liqeni, sheh bjonden me nj\u00eb pushk\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb, duke iu qepur pas nj\u00eb krokodili shum\u00eb t\u00eb madh. Bjondja godet krokodilin dhe ai ngordh n\u00eb vend. Af\u00ebr saj ka edhe 7 krokodil\u00eb t\u00eb tjer\u00eb t\u00eb ngordhur… Shit\u00ebsi afrohet t\u00eb shoh\u00eb se \u00e7\u2019po ndodh. Bjondja kthen krokodilin n\u00eb kurriz, q\u00eb barku t\u00eb q\u00ebndronte lart dhe nd\u00ebrsa i analizon k\u00ebmb\u00ebt, si\u00e7 kishte b\u00ebr\u00eb edhe me 7 t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt m\u00eb p\u00ebrpara, ul\u00ebret:
\n– Ptttu, t\u00eb mori dreqi, rac\u00eb e posht\u00ebr! As ti mor zagar s\u2019paske veshur k\u00ebpuc\u00eb?<\/p>\n
Virgj\u00ebria
\nN\u00eb nj\u00eb fshat t\u00eb vog\u00ebl jetonte nj\u00eb zonj\u00eb e moshuar, e cila ishte ende e virgj\u00ebr dhe madje, ishte krenare p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb! Kur ishte n\u00eb momentet e fundit t\u00eb jet\u00ebs, ajo i la amanet pronarit t\u00eb agjencis\u00eb funerale q\u00eb, n\u00eb gurin e saj t\u00eb varrit, t\u00eb shkruhej: \u201cLindi e virgj\u00ebr, jetoi e virgj\u00ebr, vdiq e virgj\u00ebr\u201d. Kur gruaja vdiq, pronari u dha urdh\u00ebr pun\u00ebtor\u00ebve t\u00eb tij t\u00eb shkruanin k\u00ebt\u00eb sentenc\u00eb n\u00eb varrin e zonj\u00ebs, por k\u00ebta q\u00eblluan shum\u00eb dembel\u00eb, ndaj e shkurtuan sa mund\u00ebn sentenc\u00ebn dhe shkruan k\u00ebshtu: \u201cKthehet e ambalazhuar\u201d!<\/p>\n
Gruaja dhe burri
\nT\u00eb h\u00ebn\u00ebn m\u00eb dhan\u00eb rrog\u00ebn, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb, n\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u00eb kthehesha n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, ndenja gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebn jasht\u00eb, pastaj n\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje shkova n\u00eb nj\u00eb restorant dhe nat\u00ebn e kalova duke shkuar nga nj\u00ebri lokal n\u00eb tjetrin. T\u00eb mart\u00ebn, n\u00eb or\u00ebn 5 t\u00eb m\u00ebngjesit, u ktheva n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi dhe e gjeta time shoqe shum\u00eb t\u00eb inatosur. Ajo nisi t\u00eb m\u00eb thoshte se ishte e shqet\u00ebsuar, se un\u00eb isha i pap\u00ebrgjegjsh\u00ebm e k\u00ebshtu me radh\u00eb… N\u00eb fund, m\u00eb tha: \u201cPo ti, si do t\u00eb ndiheshe po t\u00eb mos m\u00eb shihje p\u00ebr nj\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb?\u201d. Un\u00eb u p\u00ebrgjigja: \u201cAs q\u00eb do ta kisha problem\u201d. Dhe k\u00ebshtu ndodhi. Arrita ta shihja vet\u00ebm sot n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes, kur m\u00eb n\u00eb fund, m\u00eb jan\u00eb pak\u00ebsuar enjtjet e fytyr\u00ebs…<\/p>\n
E dini se pse…
\nE dini se pse \u00ebsht\u00eb shpikur pianoja? Sepse deri n\u00eb at\u00eb moment, muzikant\u00ebt nuk kishin nj\u00eb vend ku t\u00eb vendosnin birr\u00ebn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Prind\u00ebrit Dy djem po diskutojn\u00eb me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin. Thot\u00eb i pari: – Babi im \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i miri n\u00eb bot\u00eb! P\u00ebrgjigjet i dyti: – Ia ke fut kot, plako! Thot\u00eb i pari: – V\u00ebllai im \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i mir\u00eb se i yti! P\u00ebrgjigjet i dyti: – Ia ke fut kot, plako! Thot\u00eb i pari: – Mami […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,241],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-letersi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9067\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}