{"id":9057,"date":"2015-04-30T11:44:21","date_gmt":"2015-04-30T09:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=9057"},"modified":"2015-04-30T11:44:21","modified_gmt":"2015-04-30T09:44:21","slug":"ne-kerkim-te-gjakut-blu-nga-mitro-cela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2015\/04\/ne-kerkim-te-gjakut-blu-nga-mitro-cela\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00cb K\u00cbRKIM T\u00cb GJAKUT BLU Nga Mitro Cela"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nes\u00ebr m\u00eb 1 maj mbush 67 pranvera?! Me k\u00ebt\u00eb rast po ribotoj k\u00ebt\u00eb haber. I gjat\u00eb? Si mosha ime&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Erdhi n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb nj\u00eb miku im. Esht\u00eb nga Austria. N\u00eb dejet e tij rrjedh &#8220;Gjak Blu&#8221;! Kjo metafor\u00eb n\u00eb shqip p\u00ebrkthehet: Rrjedh nga nj\u00eb familje e fisme. N\u00eb fisin e tij, ka deg\u00ebzime q\u00eb futen n\u00eb shum\u00eb familje mbret\u00ebrore t\u00eb Evrop\u00ebs.<br \/>\nMiku im quhet Shmid, dhe b\u00ebn pjes\u00eb n\u00eb l\u00ebvizjen Panevropiane. Kur i tregova se Panevropa \u00ebsht\u00eb krijuar edhe n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb, dhe ka p\u00ebr Kryetar Genc Pollon, f\u00ebrkoi duart nga k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsia. Kur i shtova se edhe un\u00eb jam an\u00ebtar i Panevrop\u00ebs, k\u00ebrceu m\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb. M\u00eb mb\u00ebshtolli mes duarve dhe nisi nga pyetjet:<br \/>\n-M\u00eb trego p\u00ebr Trungun e Familjes&#8230;<br \/>\n-N\u00eb fshatin ton\u00eb, nuk mbanim kurr\u00eb trungje n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi. I prisnim dhe b\u00ebnim zjarr n\u00eb oxhak&#8230;<br \/>\n-E kam fjal\u00ebn p\u00ebr fisin. Ku nis e ku bitis? Me cilin princ \u00ebsht\u00eb martuar st\u00ebrgjyshja&#8230;Sa &#8220;Gjak Blu&#8221;&#8230;<br \/>\n-Nuk kam asgj\u00eb&#8230;<br \/>\n-Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb kulmi! Por do t\u00eb gjejm\u00eb derman! S\u00eb pari, pak &#8220;ngjyr\u00eb&#8221; marrim nga Partia Demokratike. Shtojm\u00eb pak boj\u00eb nga an\u00ebtar\u00ebsia n\u00eb Panevrop\u00ebn. S\u00eb fundi, duhet t\u00eb gatuash historin\u00eb e fisit t\u00ebnd&#8230;Nxito! P\u00ebr gjasht\u00eb muaj do t\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj me &#8220;Gjak Blu&#8221;&#8230;<br \/>\n-Harrova t\u00eb t\u00eb them: Kam medaljen &#8220;N\u00ebn\u00eb me shum\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb&#8221;. E ka marr\u00eb mamaja, k\u00ebtu e 30 vite m\u00eb par\u00eb, sepse zbatoi n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb krijuese direktiv\u00ebn e Shokut Enver, p\u00ebr t\u00eb mbushur oborrin me kalaman\u00eb&#8230;Si thua: Mund t\u00eb &#8220;tretet&#8221; kjo medalje n\u00eb &#8220;Gjakun Blu&#8221;?<br \/>\n-Futet q\u00eb \u00e7ke me t\u00eb&#8230;<br \/>\nKy \u00ebsht\u00eb sebepi q\u00eb m\u00eb nxiti t\u00eb shkruaj artikullin q\u00eb do t\u00eb lexoni m\u00eb posht\u00eb. Kam nj\u00eb k\u00ebshill\u00eb: Mos e merrni \u00e7do gj\u00eb seriozisht! Nuk kam mund\u00ebsi t\u00eb importoj &#8220;Gjak Blu&#8221; p\u00ebr k\u00ebndonj\u00ebsit!<br \/>\nKam lindur n\u00eb P\u00ebrmet. M\u00eb sakt\u00eb n\u00eb fshatin Mbrezhdan. Nj\u00eb fshat q\u00eb ka m\u00eb shum\u00eb shk\u00ebmbenj e gur\u00eb se sa pem\u00eb e tok\u00eb buke. Shumica ishin kallajxhinj. Zanat q\u00eb i b\u00ebnte endacak\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr Shqip\u00ebri. (Deri n\u00eb epok\u00ebn e ndritur t\u00eb Enverit. K\u00ebtu stop. &#8211; Kallajxhiu ishte profesion privat, dmth mikroborgjez. Person i rreziksh\u00ebm p\u00ebr shoq\u00ebrin\u00eb socialiste. Kjo b\u00ebri q\u00eb fshati t\u00eb braktiset dhe si &#8220;\u00e7e\u00e7en\u00ebt&#8221; t\u00eb v\u00ebrshojm\u00eb drejt zonave t\u00eb buta- Tiran\u00eb, Durr\u00ebs, Vlor\u00eb, Berat.)<br \/>\nS\u00eb bashku me dervish\u00ebt, sa imagjinar\u00eb aq edhe me fam\u00eb t\u00eb Mal\u00ebshov\u00ebs, q\u00eb me b\u00ebmat e tyre mashtruan rreth nj\u00eb shekull gjysm\u00ebn e vendit, kishin gatuar nj\u00eb kod gjuh\u00ebsor p\u00ebr bisedime, marr\u00ebveshje, traktate, allishverishe.<br \/>\nNe kemi edhe gjuh\u00ebn ton\u00eb p\u00ebr tu llafosur. Ky n\u00ebndialekt ka nj\u00eb p\u00ebrzjerje fjal\u00ebsh nga m\u00eb t\u00eb \u00e7udit\u00ebshmet. Njihet me termin DOGAN\u00c7E. Thon\u00eb se ka nj\u00eb fjalor prej 700-800 fjal\u00ebsh. Ja disa fjal\u00eb. Vajz\u00eb = proke. Plak\u00eb = shidhe. E bukur = e kolme. Seks = t\u00eb thursha. Myslyman = gorro. Kupton = rruc. Grek = ckulo.<br \/>\nShum\u00ebkush mendoi se Dogan\u00e7ia u harrua. I takon t\u00eb kaluar\u00ebs. Por jo. Shqip\u00ebria \u00ebsht\u00eb vendi i skafeve. Skafist\u00ebt e kan\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebsojn\u00eb dy &#8211; tre gjuh\u00eb t\u00eb huaja. (Gjuh\u00ebn e kurd\u00ebve, kinez\u00ebve, arab\u00ebve. Shqip: Gjuh\u00ebn e mallit q\u00eb transportojn\u00eb.) U mblodh\u00ebn nj\u00eb dit\u00eb kapot. N\u00eb roje komisar\u00ebt e policis\u00eb. Ndryshe do t\u00eb kishte k\u00ebrcitur kallashi. Pas debatesh t\u00eb gjata, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb vendos\u00ebn t\u00eb m\u00ebsojn\u00eb gjuh\u00ebn dogan\u00e7e. U quajt m\u00eb e leht\u00eb, fal\u00eb fjalorit t\u00eb shkurt\u00ebr.<br \/>\nTani k\u00ebrkojn\u00eb instruktor\u00eb. Pagesa: T\u00eb ardhurat nga eksporti i dy kurd\u00eb dhe tre kinez\u00eb! N\u00eb vler\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb tre milion\u00eb lireta!&#8230;Po m\u00eb k\u00ebrkuan, un\u00eb do t\u00eb shkoj. Nuk v\u00eb dor\u00ebn n\u00eb zjarr p\u00ebr Vasil Gjik\u00ebn, q\u00eb edhe ai si un\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nga Mbrezhani dhe ka q\u00ebn\u00eb deputet!<br \/>\nThon\u00eb se prejardhjen e kemi nga Hormova e Tepelen\u00ebs. Disa nuk e besojn\u00eb, sepse nuk ka nj\u00eb dokument t\u00eb shkruar. Un\u00eb i besoj babit. (Nuk mund t\u00eb vlej\u00eb kurr\u00eb nj\u00eb dokument sa d\u00ebshmija e nj\u00eb robi t\u00eb gjall\u00eb. U duket citat nga e kaluara? Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb sagllam. A nuk u lirua nga burgu Zani me Kakamin her\u00ebn e par\u00eb, sepse nuk kishte d\u00ebshmitar\u00eb?) Ku na na geci muhabeti&#8230; Tek babai&#8230; Ai na tregonte. Ali Pasha donte t\u00eb na kthente bes\u00ebn. Donte t\u00eb na b\u00ebnte muhamedan\u00eb. Por nuk pranonte katragjyshi yn\u00eb, \u00c7elo Z\u00ebra me fam\u00eb. Prandaj nj\u00eb dit\u00eb u nis\u00ebn t\u00eb gjith\u00eb si fis. Duan t\u00eb thon\u00eb se kjo ka ngjar\u00eb aty rreth viteve 1815.<br \/>\nSot jan\u00eb zhb\u00ebr\u00eb zakonet fetare. Po shkoi Mazll\u00ebmi n\u00eb Greqi, e ndjellin Vasillaq. Kur kap\u00ebrcen Adriatikun Manushaqja, n\u00eb pashaport\u00eb ka emrin Xhozefina! Un\u00eb n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb tima, q\u00eb jam edhe st\u00ebrnip i \u00c7elo Z\u00ebr\u00ebs me fam\u00eb, e kam bastarduar fen\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb far\u00eb m\u00ebnyre, q\u00eb nuk ke nga t\u00eb m\u00eb mb\u00ebrthesh. Un\u00eb Ortodoks. Vjehrra myslymane. Vjehrri katolik. Nusja e shartuar. Djali hibrid!<br \/>\nKoh\u00ebt e fundit jan\u00eb zbuluar fakte t\u00eb reja p\u00ebr braktisjen e Hormov\u00ebs nga st\u00ebrgjyshi im. Arratisja e madhe nuk ka ardhur nga feja, por nga homoseksi. Oficer\u00ebt anglez\u00eb q\u00eb q\u00ebndruan k\u00ebt\u00eb pranver\u00eb n\u00eb Elbasan, paskan treguar se \u00c7elo Z\u00ebra na paska patur miq\u00ebsi me Bajronin, shum\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb gjer\u00eb se sa miq\u00ebsia e Blerit me Pandeli Majkon. Po pse vall\u00eb? Sipas arkivave anglez\u00eb del se baza e miq\u00ebsis\u00eb q\u00ebndronte n\u00eb dy arsye. S\u00eb pari, \u00c7elo Z\u00ebra nuk dinte anglisht. Dhe kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb arsye e fort\u00eb p\u00ebr miq\u00ebsi midis anglezit poet, me st\u00ebrgjyshin tim, kapedan.<br \/>\nPo ka edhe nj\u00eb arsye t\u00eb dyt\u00eb. Bajroni \u00e7alonte nga e m\u00ebngj\u00ebra. Populli thot\u00eb: Mish ngjale e seks \u00e7ale. (Un\u00eb n\u00eb fakt thash\u00eb t\u00eb shkruaj llafin q\u00eb p\u00ebrdori Adami, kur Eva h\u00ebngri moll\u00ebn e ndaluar n\u00eb kopshtin e parajs\u00ebs. Por t\u00eb l\u00eb redaktori! Jo m\u00eb tha, se b\u00ebn pjes\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb parti serioze! ) Por le t\u00eb kthehemi tek miq\u00ebsia e \u00c7elos me Bajronin. Dihet q\u00eb Bajroni ishte i ri, i bukur, i famsh\u00ebm dhe p\u00ebrthyente pak k\u00ebmb\u00ebn e m\u00ebngj\u00ebr! Cil\u00ebsi, q\u00eb n\u00eb koh\u00ebn moderne t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb jetosh i qet\u00eb dhe i lumtur. Homoseksual\u00ebt i bron me ligj K\u00ebshilli i Evrop\u00ebs!<br \/>\nNj\u00eb dit\u00eb, Pashai thirri \u00c7elon. E ke mik Bajronin? E kam. Mund t\u00eb ma biesh n\u00eb bashdhom\u00eb? Ta bije, Pasha t\u00eb ndrit\u00eb shpirti.<br \/>\nDhe shkoi Bajroni duke u tundur tek Pashai. Thon\u00eb se u k\u00ebnaq aq\u00eb shum\u00eb nga Pashai 70 vje\u00e7ar, sa me vrap thuri nj\u00eb tak\u00ebm vjershash, nga ato q\u00eb vijn\u00eb si t\u00eb mjergulluara, si vargjet e nj\u00ebr\u00ebs nga sonetat e Shekspirit, q\u00eb duke q\u00ebn\u00eb se i k\u00ebndohet bukuris\u00eb s\u00eb nj\u00eb mashkulli, mund\u00ebn t&#8217;i zb\u00ebrthejn\u00eb dhe lezetojn\u00eb, nj\u00eb tak\u00ebm nga punonj\u00ebsit e nderuar t\u00eb meritokracis\u00eb shqiptare.<br \/>\nKjo love story midis Pashait t\u00eb fuqish\u00ebm dhe m\u00eb t\u00eb madhit poet t\u00eb anglez\u00ebve, zgjati sa nuk mbahet m\u00ebnd. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb pranvere, pasi thuri poezin\u00eb: &#8220;Bishtalecat gjer p\u00ebrdhe \/ er\u00eb e detit se \u00e7&#8217;ti ngre&#8230;Bajroni u p\u00ebrqafua si burrat me \u00c7elo Z\u00ebr\u00ebn dhe morri rrug\u00ebt e Evrop\u00ebs.<br \/>\nPas disa dit\u00ebsh, st\u00ebrgjyshin tim e thirri Pashai:<br \/>\nAliu:-N\u00eb Dark\u00eb dua t\u00eb bisedoj me Dylberin p\u00ebr problemet e financ\u00ebs..hi&#8230;hi&#8230;!<br \/>\n\u00c7elo: -Pasha i ndritur! Nuk kemi n\u00eb oborr asnj\u00eb Dylber. Do t\u00eb vij\u00eb nj\u00eb i till\u00eb. Por shum\u00eb mote m\u00eb von\u00eb. Do t\u00eb jet\u00eb nga fisi i Vrion\u00ebve, do t\u00eb ket\u00eb diplom\u00ebn e inxhinierit, por do t\u00eb b\u00ebhet Guvernator i Bank\u00ebs dhe Minist\u00ebr i Financave. P\u00ebr Pasha do t\u00eb ket\u00eb nj\u00eb mjek nga fisi i Berishajve. Dylberi i ardhsh\u00ebm do t&#8217;i b\u00ebj\u00eb nj\u00eb sh\u00ebrbim t\u00eb madh kombit: Do t\u00eb zgjidhi borxhin e Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb n\u00eb Klubin e Parisit&#8230;Pastaj do t\u00eb humbasi nga politika, si\u00e7 humbet n\u00eb p\u00ebrrall\u00eb s\u00ebpata bishtin&#8230;<br \/>\nAliu:- Ne t\u00eb fes\u00eb s\u00eb Allahut, Dylber\u00ebt nuk i b\u00ebjm\u00eb ministra, por i futim n\u00eb krevat. Un\u00eb fjal\u00ebn e kam p\u00ebr Bajronin&#8230;<br \/>\nZ\u00ebra:- U largua&#8230;<br \/>\nAliu:- Lanet, se ishte djal\u00eb i \u00ebmb\u00ebl. Do m\u00eb dh\u00ebmbi xhani&#8230;.Duku nga mesnata t\u00eb shk\u00ebmbejm\u00eb ca muhabete&#8230;<br \/>\nDhe shkoi \u00c7elo Z\u00ebra tek Pashai, si cjapi tek kasapi. H\u00ebngri, por m\u00eb shum\u00eb piu raki prej mani t\u00eb zi. N\u00eb fund thithi edhe nargjile&#8230;Klu-klu b\u00ebnte nargjileja n\u00eb po\u00e7in e prodhuar enkas. \u00c7elua per\u00ebndoi syt\u00eb duke par\u00eb \u00ebndrra me mbret&#8230;<br \/>\nN\u00eb m\u00ebngjes ndjeu nj\u00eb dh\u00ebmbje, atje ku kryq\u00ebzohen k\u00ebmb\u00ebt. I thot\u00eb pashait: \u00c7far\u00eb dreq rakie \u00ebsht\u00eb kjo, e pi nga goja dhe t\u00eb dh\u00ebmbin t\u00eb ndenjurat. Ha&#8230;ha&#8230;ha&#8230;qeshi me zem\u00ebr Pashai. Do m\u00ebsohesh evlat do m\u00ebsohesh! Kur mori vesh t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn, \u00c7elo Z\u00ebra rr\u00ebmbeu fisin dhe b\u00ebri at\u00eb q\u00eb tregoi babai n\u00eb historit\u00eb e tij&#8230;<br \/>\nN\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb t\u00eb malit t\u00eb Trebeshin\u00ebs, atje ku gjarp\u00ebron lumi i Vjos\u00ebs, dhe ku nis Gryka e K\u00eblcyr\u00ebs, \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb rrip toke q\u00eb quhet Fusha e Ftoht\u00eb. Nuk mbillnim as grur\u00eb e as mis\u00ebr, &#8211; tregonte babai. Ishte livadh. Kullosnin lop\u00ebt, dh\u00ebnt\u00eb dhe gomer\u00ebt e fshatit. Nuk ka kafsh\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb bekuar p\u00ebr fshatarin se sa gomari! Rron me gjethe fiku, bar e gj\u00ebmba. I fort\u00eb? Si nj\u00eb mushk\u00eb italiane. E ka bekuar per\u00ebndia edhe pse emrin e ka gomar!<br \/>\nPor un\u00eb them se nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb i keq gomari si gomar, si kafsh\u00eb. I keq \u00ebsht\u00eb njeriu, q\u00eb kur i peshojn\u00eb trut\u00eb dhe huqet, i thon\u00eb gomar! Dhe i pa\u00e7im urat\u00ebn Per\u00ebndis\u00eb, k\u00ebto koh\u00ebt e fundit jan\u00eb shtuar t\u00eb dy llojet e gomar\u00ebve: Ata, p\u00ebr samar dhe ata, p\u00ebr kapistall! Nuk i shohim rrug\u00ebve, sepse mishi u eksportohet n\u00eb Itali. Trut\u00eb q\u00eb nuk i ha italiani, i blejn\u00eb politikan\u00ebt e kombit!<br \/>\nNeise! E lam\u00eb tek livadhi. N\u00eb an\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr t\u00eb lumit, n\u00eb shpat t\u00eb malit, jan\u00eb Sarajet e Beut. Sot jan\u00eb t\u00eb shkretuara. Dikur: Bukuri dhe mister. Aty banonin st\u00ebrgjysh\u00ebt e Ali Bej K\u00eblcyr\u00ebs. Bejler\u00ebt ishin t\u00eb pangopur. Kishin gjith\u00eb fushat, donin edhe livadhin ton\u00eb.<br \/>\nNj\u00eb dit\u00eb Beu thirri Kryeplakun e fshatit. I tha: Hiqni lop\u00ebt! Aty do t\u00eb kullosin kuajt e mi. Do t\u00eb haj\u00eb bar\u00eb vet\u00eb Pela q\u00eb e kam sjall\u00eb nga Stambolli p\u00ebr Zonj\u00ebn time!<br \/>\nKryeplaku, q\u00eb ishte njeri me nj\u00eb bar\u00eb m\u00ebnd tha: Lepe! Po heqim lop\u00ebt dhe po l\u00ebm\u00eb gomar\u00ebt. Mbase, nd\u00ebrhyn qoftlargu dhe ndonj\u00eb gomar i rrac\u00ebs son\u00eb ia hip\u00ebn Pel\u00ebs s\u00eb Zonj\u00ebs dhe na del ndonj\u00eb mushk\u00eb e bukur si peri, sepse do t\u00eb ket\u00eb trut\u00eb e gomarit ton\u00eb dhe bukurin\u00eb e Pel\u00ebs s\u00eb Zonj\u00ebs!<br \/>\nBeu: P\u00ebrjashta zuzar! Qehajai, n\u00eb shenj\u00eb respekti e &#8220;gostiti&#8221; kryeplakun me disa shkopinj thane byth\u00ebve. Ishte e vetmja gj\u00eb e men\u00e7ur q\u00eb dinte t\u00eb b\u00ebnte qehajai. Thon\u00eb se u desh\u00ebn 40 dit\u00eb q\u00eb prapanicat t\u00eb riparoheshin, duke ngr\u00ebn\u00eb \u00e7do dit\u00eb vaj ulliri dhe flet\u00eb m\u00ebllage! Nuk jam shum\u00eb i sigurt\u00eb, por thon\u00eb se ila\u00e7in ia gatuante dhe vendoste n\u00ebn t\u00eb nd\u00ebnjura vet\u00eb prift\u00ebresha, n\u00eb shk\u00ebmbim t\u00eb hallateve.<br \/>\nK\u00ebto g\u00ebr-m\u00ebre, un\u00eb mendoj, jan\u00eb mbajtur gjall\u00eb nga cmira e vejushave t\u00eb fshatit! Se q\u00eb ta dish, vazhdonte tregimin babai, uj\u00ebt e fshatit ton\u00eb u zgjat jet\u00ebn grave dhe ua shkurton burave. Ndaj nj\u00eb burr\u00eb, sipas defter\u00ebve t\u00eb kish\u00ebs, mund t\u00eb mbante edhe kat\u00ebr gra. Por ishin pa fat, sepse n\u00eb vend t\u00eb xhamis\u00eb kishin nj\u00eb tak\u00ebm kishash!<br \/>\nP\u00ebr kureshtar\u00ebt do t\u00eb vazhdojm\u00eb historin\u00eb e vjet\u00ebr. Fshati yn\u00eb kishte Zot! Kishte Kapedanin. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb zbriti nga strofa ku jetonte. N\u00eb livadh kullosnin bag\u00ebtit\u00eb e Beut. Maj\u00ebn e barit e hante Pela e Zonj\u00ebs. Kapedani i thot\u00eb qehajait:<br \/>\n-Kape Pel\u00ebn e Zonj\u00ebs dhe bjere tek shal\u00ebt e mija!<br \/>\n-T\u00eb puth\u00e7a atje ku nuk e thot\u00eb goja, &#8211; mjaulliste qehajai. &#8211; Po nuk e \u00e7ova Pel\u00ebn n\u00eb Saraje, m\u00eb vret Beu!<br \/>\n-Po un\u00eb, pse e kam Belxhikun, &#8211; se Kapedani mbante nj\u00eb pushk\u00eb q\u00eb kishte ardhur nga Belgjika. E r\u00ebnd\u00eb. E frikshme. Villte vdekje. Kuptohet vet\u00ebm kur ishte n\u00eb duart e Kapedanit.<br \/>\n(Sot trimat kan\u00eb nd\u00ebrruar qimen, por jo zakonet. Nuk rr\u00ebmbejn\u00eb pela, por autobuz\u00eb, sidomos kur jan\u00eb t\u00eb mbushnur me grek\u00eb. Pastaj rr\u00ebmbehen \u00e7upat, mund\u00ebsisht sa m\u00eb t\u00eb vogla. Pa folur p\u00ebr parallinjt\u00eb dhe f\u00ebmij\u00ebt e tyre.)<br \/>\nPor le t\u00eb kthehemi tek kapedani yn\u00eb, q\u00eb mban belxhikun n\u00eb dor\u00eb dhe&#8230;Dhe fap, ia vuri qyt\u00ebn mbi trurin e vog\u00ebl! Qehajai u lag. Ashtu i qullur, mes er\u00ebs s\u00eb thart\u00eb, kapi Pel\u00ebn e Zonj\u00ebs.<br \/>\nHop kap\u00ebrceu Kapedani dhe hipi mbi Pel\u00eb. Ajo, sa nuk u k\u00ebput n\u00eb mes! Ishte m\u00ebsuar t\u00eb mbante Zonj\u00ebn q\u00eb nuk peshonte m\u00eb shum\u00eb se 45 ok\u00eb. Kurse Kapedanit vet\u00ebm hallatet i peshonin 5 ok\u00eb e gjysm\u00eb! K\u00ebshtu tregonte Marua e \u00c7i\u00e7orrajt, q\u00eb thon\u00eb se ishte e pangopur si bu\u00e7ja e Jarazit. Ve\u00e7se nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, pasi p\u00ebrlau nj\u00eb p\u00ebrshesh me pon\u00e7, n\u00eb avull e sip\u00ebr Marua tregoi nj\u00eb sekret:<br \/>\n-Kur ma vuri Kapedani nj\u00eb her\u00eb tek rrota e mullirit, nj\u00eb jav\u00eb m\u00eb humbi thumbi!&#8230;Po \u00e7&#8217;\u00ebsht\u00eb ky thumb, moj Maro korba, q\u00eb mos t\u00eb tret\u00eb dheu!&#8230;Qyqja! Thumbi i qejfit, de dhe ha..ha&#8230; e ku&#8230;ku!<br \/>\nPasi hipi, n\u00eb koh\u00ebn kur pela u drodh nj\u00eb her\u00eb rreth vetes, Kapedani p\u00ebrdrodhi mustaqet dhe tha:<br \/>\n-T&#8217;i b\u00ebsh me sh\u00ebndet Beut. Thuaj: Atje ku vendoste Zogun Zonja do t\u00eb v\u00ebr\u00eb Bilbilin Kapedani!<br \/>\nT\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen, nga Sarajet doli nj\u00eb sht\u00ebllung\u00eb tymi. Pastaj nj\u00eb shp\u00ebrthim tek sht\u00ebpia e Kapedanit. Beu q\u00ebllonte me top nga t\u00eb Turqis\u00eb. Shum\u00eb shpejt sht\u00ebpia u rrafshua.<br \/>\nPor nuk e hante buk\u00ebn that\u00eb Kapedani! Beu \u00e7do m\u00ebngjes pinte kafe n\u00eb ballkon. Fresk! Posht\u00eb &#8211; Vjosa. P\u00ebrball\u00eb -Trebeshina. Parajs\u00eb e shkuar parajs\u00ebs. Rrufiste kafe e kulloste syt\u00eb Beu!<br \/>\nPor pamp! Dhe Beu vari kok\u00ebn. Ne i themi h\u00ebngri buk\u00eb e fiq &#8211; e vdiq. U sul\u00ebn q\u00ebn e mace! Na iku beu!&#8230;Dhe zun\u00eb kuj\u00ebn graria. Kishte ngjar\u00eb hataja. Vdis t\u00eb t\u00eb dua! Po \u00e7&#8217;ishte kjo hata q\u00eb nuk e kishte parashikuar as personazhi m\u00eb simpatik i shtypit shqiptar n\u00eb vitin 1999, Nostradamus?<br \/>\nKarshi Beut, n\u00eb shpatin tjet\u00ebr t\u00eb malit kishte z\u00ebn\u00eb pusi Kapedani. N\u00eb duar mbante Belxhikun. Mori nishan. T\u00ebrhoqi k\u00ebmz\u00ebn dhe Beu na la sh\u00ebnden\u00eb!<br \/>\nBalta do t\u00eb do t\u00eb mbuloj\u00eb balt\u00ebn, tha kapedani, q\u00eb pasi e flaku belxhikun n\u00eb gremin\u00eb, filloj t\u00eb imitoj\u00eb Nanon duke f\u00ebrkuar mjekr\u00ebn me dor\u00ebn e majt\u00eb&#8230; P\u00ebrdori dor\u00ebn e majt\u00eb, sepse k\u00ebshtu i kishte edhe bindjet: Ndryshe nuk do t&#8217;ia zbraste n\u00eb lule t\u00eb ballit gjyshit t\u00eb Ali Bej K\u00eblcyr\u00ebs, q\u00eb ishte i djatht\u00eb me soj e sorollop&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nes\u00ebr m\u00eb 1 maj mbush 67 pranvera?! Me k\u00ebt\u00eb rast po ribotoj k\u00ebt\u00eb haber. I gjat\u00eb? Si mosha ime&#8230; Erdhi n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb nj\u00eb miku im. Esht\u00eb nga Austria. N\u00eb dejet e tij rrjedh &#8220;Gjak Blu&#8221;! Kjo metafor\u00eb n\u00eb shqip p\u00ebrkthehet: Rrjedh nga nj\u00eb familje e fisme. 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