Kaso Kosa: – P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje zoti Veliaj!
\nErion Veliaj: – \u00c7a b\u00ebn Kaso, mir\u00eb je? Ulu Kaso ulu, na jep ndonj\u00eb vodka!
\n– Mir\u00eb jam zoti Veliaj, mir\u00eb. Urime p\u00ebr kandidimin p\u00ebr kryetar t\u00eb Bashkis\u00eb s\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs. T\u00eb m\u00ebrzitur t\u00eb shoh. \u00c7\u2019ka ndodhur?
\n– Si \u00e7\u2019ka ndodhur mo Kaso!? Vet\u00eb e the, m\u00eb kandiduan mua\u2026
\n– Po shum\u00eb mir\u00eb. Ku ta gjesh?! Nuk je i k\u00ebnaqur p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb?
\n– Ma kan\u00eb me t\u00eb futur ata t\u00eb mit\u00eb, o Kaso; m\u00eb hoq\u00ebn nga minist\u00ebr. Po sikur t\u00eb humbas un\u00eb?!
\n– Nuk ma ha mendja se humbet, po edhe po humbe, kthehesh prap\u00eb minist\u00ebr.
\n– E kush t\u00eb b\u00ebn m\u00eb minist\u00ebr?! Le aman, se isha mir\u00eb n\u00eb ministri. B\u00ebja pall\u00eb gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebn.
\n– Po pall\u00eb do b\u00ebsh edhe n\u00eb Bashki!
\n– Pall\u00eb o pall\u00eb, por n\u00eb bashki t\u00eb duket puna. T\u00eb k\u00ebrkojn\u00eb njer\u00ebzit: Sa rrug\u00eb shtrove, sa uj\u00eb solle? N\u00eb ministri rrija rehat. Dilja ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb n\u00eb rrug\u00eb, merrja ndonj\u00eb rom n\u00eb krah\u00eb dhe kaq. Mos kujto se jam i pir\u00eb, jo. \u00cbsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb se n\u00eb ministri b\u00ebja pall\u00eb. Dy muaj, p\u00ebr shembull, nuk kishim vul\u00eb, se meq\u00eb ministris\u00eb iu nd\u00ebrrua emri, duhet t\u2019i nd\u00ebrrohej edhe vula. Sa t\u00eb b\u00ebhej tenderi i vul\u00ebs s\u00eb re, ik\u00ebn dy muaj. Pastaj u vonuam edhe ca, se ata q\u00eb b\u00ebn\u00eb vul\u00ebn, ishin vul\u00ebhumbur. N\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u00eb shkruanin \u201cMinistria e Pun\u00ebs\u201d, kishin shkruar \u201cMinistria e Tun\u00ebs\u201d. Si duket, ata q\u00eb b\u00ebn\u00eb vul\u00ebn e Ministrise se Pun\u00ebs, e kishin mendjen te zogu i Tun\u00ebs.
\n– Mos u m\u00ebrzit zoti Veliaj. Pastaj si kryetar bashkie, ke mund\u00ebsi t\u00eb fitosh ndonj\u00eb lek\u00eb. Jep ndonj\u00eb leje nd\u00ebrtimi\u2026
\n– Po ku ka ngelur vend t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtosh o Kaso? I ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb Lul Basha t\u00eb gjitha k\u00ebto muajt e fundit. Eh, \u00e7\u2019m\u00eb gjeti mua, thuaj!
\n– T\u00eb pash\u00eb n\u00eb stadium para dy jav\u00ebsh. Je b\u00ebr\u00eb tifoz me Tiron\u00ebn m\u00eb duket. Do t\u00eb hiqesh si tirons i vjet\u00ebr, apo si?
\n– E ku ka tirons t\u00eb vjet\u00ebr?! Ata t\u00eb gjith\u00eb nga Dibra jan\u00eb. Pastaj, \u00e7\u2019tifoz t\u00eb jem un\u00eb?! Un\u00eb s\u2019kam par\u00eb futboll n\u00eb Angli, do shikoj k\u00ebtu! Shkova n\u00eb stadium t\u00eb takoja ndonj\u00eb tirons q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebja ndonj\u00eb pazar paraprak p\u00ebr shesh nd\u00ebrtimi.
\n– Po shyqyr! Ishallah del gj\u00eb…
\n– Aman, o Kaso… Tironsit jan\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb me v\u00ebllez\u00ebrit. \u201cTa jap un\u00eb, m\u00eb than\u00eb ata q\u00eb takova, por s\u2019ta jep v\u00ebllai tok\u00ebn, se kam 20 vjet pa folur me t\u00eb\u201d. Ja, prandaj ika n\u00eb pjes\u00ebn e dyt\u00eb t\u00eb ndeshjes. S\u2019gjeta asnj\u00eb tirons pa konflikt me v\u00ebllain. Aman Kaso se po m\u00eb ik\u00ebn truri, ndaj e kam filluar pijen.
\n– Zoti Veliaj, mos u m\u00ebrzit! Un\u00eb mendoj se kandidimi yt nga zoti Rama \u00ebsht\u00eb nder dhe vler\u00ebsim.
\n– Kaso! N\u00ebse do t\u00eb m\u00eb vler\u00ebsonte, do t\u00eb m\u00eb linte akoma minist\u00ebr. Un\u00eb p\u00ebr nder ia di vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb njeriu n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb jet\u00eb…
\n– Zotit Rama ia di p\u00ebr nder, e di un\u00eb. Dhe, e meriton t\u2019ia dish…
\n– Jo, Kaso, jo! P\u00ebr nder ia di vet\u00ebm Fatos Nanos. Po t\u00eb mos ishte ai, un\u00eb nuk do b\u00ebja G-99. Ajo l\u00ebvizje kund\u00ebr tij m\u00eb ngriti mua, Kaso.
\n– Qet\u00ebsohu, zoti Veliaj! Fushata k\u00ebrkon p\u00ebrqendrim dhe posti i kryebashkiakut k\u00ebrkon pun\u00eb.
\n– O Kaso! Po un\u00eb nuk kam punuar n\u00eb rini, jo m\u00eb tani q\u00eb jam i martuar.
\n– Zoti Veliaj, keni pir\u00eb shum\u00eb. M\u00eb mir\u00eb e mbyllim k\u00ebtu intervist\u00ebn dhe shkoni n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi tani…
\n– T\u00eb shkoj thua?! Po ku t\u00eb shkoj? \u00c7el\u00ebsat e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb time m\u00eb kan\u00eb humbur. Te sht\u00ebpia e mamas\u00eb nuk shkoj dot…
\n– Pse?
\n– Se ka kallaball\u00ebk t\u00eb madh te dera e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb, Kaso. Mblidhen gra nga gjith\u00eb Shqip\u00ebria. Duan t\u00eb takojn\u00eb n\u00ebn\u00ebn time e ta pyesin se si ia doli q\u00eb, me pension, i b\u00ebri dasm\u00ebn djalit. Mblidhen aq shum\u00eb gra Kaso, sa as te dervish Hatixheja dhe n\u00eb kish\u00eb t\u00eb La\u00e7it nuk shkojn\u00eb. L\u00ebre Kaso, se m\u00eb ka z\u00ebn\u00eb belaja!
\n– Po t\u00eb l\u00eb vet\u00ebm, zoti Veliaj, se m\u00eb duhet t\u00eb iki…
\n– Ku do ik\u00ebsh pa paguar ti!? Paguaj k\u00ebto, paguam edhe nj\u00eb teke tjet\u00ebr vodka dhe ik.
\n– Po paguaj zoti Veliaj dhe po largohem. Edhe qet\u00ebsohu! Buz\u00ebqeshja jote na duhet n\u00eb krye t\u00eb bashkis\u00eb. Zoti Basha i shtyu kat\u00ebr vjet duke mos b\u00ebr\u00eb asgj\u00eb, vet\u00ebm duke buz\u00ebqeshur…
\n– Edhe un\u00eb, po t\u00eb mos kisha k\u00ebt\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshje, nuk do b\u00ebja prokopi, o Kaso. Do isha nj\u00eb i ri i r\u00ebndomt\u00eb pa pun\u00eb.<\/p>\n
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Kaso Kosa: – P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje zoti Veliaj! Erion Veliaj: – \u00c7a b\u00ebn Kaso, mir\u00eb je? Ulu Kaso ulu, na jep ndonj\u00eb vodka! – Mir\u00eb jam zoti Veliaj, mir\u00eb. Urime p\u00ebr kandidimin p\u00ebr kryetar t\u00eb Bashkis\u00eb s\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs. T\u00eb m\u00ebrzitur t\u00eb shoh. \u00c7\u2019ka ndodhur? – Si \u00e7\u2019ka ndodhur mo Kaso!? Vet\u00eb e the, m\u00eb kandiduan mua\u2026 – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":8990,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,99],"tags":[117],"class_list":["post-8989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aktualitet","category-kaso-kosa","tag-kaso-kosa-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8989\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}