{"id":8586,"date":"2015-03-25T19:00:32","date_gmt":"2015-03-25T18:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=8586"},"modified":"2015-03-25T19:56:51","modified_gmt":"2015-03-25T18:56:51","slug":"12-genjeshtrat-e-preferuara-te-burrave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2015\/03\/12-genjeshtrat-e-preferuara-te-burrave\/","title":{"rendered":"12 g\u00ebnjeshtrat&#8230;  &#8230;e preferuara t\u00eb burrave&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Qoft\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u l\u00ebn\u00eb mbresa grave, qoft\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019i dh\u00ebn\u00eb vetes m\u00eb shum\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi, burrave u p\u00eblqen ta deformojn\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn n\u00eb interesin e tyre. Doni t\u00eb dini cilat jan\u00eb g\u00ebnjeshtrat e tyre t\u00eb vogla, t\u00eb preferuara?<\/p>\n<p>1. Sa her\u00eb shkon n\u00eb palest\u00ebr dhe sa koh\u00eb kalon aty&#8230;<br \/>\nN\u00ebse ai nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb bodibilld\u00ebr (bodybuilder) q\u00eb duket sikur e ka sht\u00ebpin\u00eb nj\u00eb kat sip\u00ebr palestr\u00ebs dhe nuk ka nj\u00eb pun\u00eb q\u00eb i merr gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebn, ka gjasa q\u00eb t\u2019i shum\u00ebzoj\u00eb me tre, her\u00ebt q\u00eb t\u00eb tha se shkon n\u00eb palest\u00ebr. Ka shum\u00eb mund\u00ebsi q\u00eb ai, n\u00eb vend t\u00eb girave dhe peshave, ngre kano\u00e7e birre!<br \/>\n2. Performanca seksuale<br \/>\nLogjika e do q\u00eb, n\u00ebse mendoni se nj\u00eb burr\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb i mir\u00eb n\u00eb shtrat, ju do t\u00eb keni m\u00eb shum\u00eb d\u00ebshir\u00eb t\u00eb flini me t\u00eb. Asnj\u00eb burr\u00eb seksualisht aktiv nuk do t\u00eb thot\u00eb: \u00abP\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje, do t\u00eb flesh me mua sonte?\u00bb, sepse asnj\u00eb grua nuk do t\u2019i p\u00ebrgjigjej pozitivisht k\u00ebsaj pyetjeje q\u00eb her\u00ebt e para&#8230;<br \/>\n3. Madh\u00ebsia e penisit<br \/>\n\u00c7far\u00ebdo shifre q\u00eb ai t\u2019ju thot\u00eb, hiqini (minimalisht) 5 centimetra.<br \/>\n4. Numri i grave me t\u00eb cilat ka shkuar<br \/>\nAi, me siguri, do ta reduktoj\u00eb numrin e partnereve seksuale n\u00ebse flet me nj\u00eb grua q\u00eb i intereson&#8230; N\u00ebse tani do t\u00eb ishte duke folur me pjes\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr t\u00eb njer\u00ebzve, do t\u00eb thoshte se ai shkon me nj\u00eb fem\u00ebr \u00e7do nat\u00eb dhe \u00e7do dit\u00eb. Bile, ai \u00ebsht\u00eb duke shkuar me nj\u00eb grua edhe tani, p\u00ebrball\u00eb jush&#8230; Sigurisht, me nj\u00eb fantazm\u00eb t\u00eb eksituar!<br \/>\n5. Forca fizike<br \/>\nPo, ai mund ta ngrej\u00eb komodin\u00ebn tuaj p\u00ebr ta \u00e7uar n\u00eb apartamentin e katit t\u00eb tet\u00eb, bile pa ashensor. V\u00ebrtet e besoni k\u00ebt\u00eb? Sido q\u00eb t\u00eb jet\u00eb, mos e lini t\u00eb ngrej\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb se 20 kilogram\u00eb nj\u00ebher\u00ebsh&#8230; sidomos n\u00ebse \u00ebsht\u00eb i r\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm p\u00ebr ju.<br \/>\n6. Puna<br \/>\nAtij i jepen gjithmon\u00eb \u201cpun\u00eb t\u00eb ve\u00e7anta\u201d, bile b\u00ebn pun\u00ebn e shefit n\u00eb vend t\u00eb tij&#8230; Po ta d\u00ebgjosh kur flet, duket sikur \u00ebsht\u00eb super-heroi i nd\u00ebrmarrjes.<br \/>\n7. Niveli i besimit n\u00eb vetvete<br \/>\nGrave u p\u00eblqejn\u00eb burrat q\u00eb kan\u00eb besim n\u00eb vetvete, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb burrat e p\u00ebrkthejn\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb k\u00ebshtu: \u00abDuhet vepruar si nj\u00eb idiot i pandjesh\u00ebm dhe i fort\u00eb\u00bb. N\u00eb realitet, ai \u00ebsht\u00eb thjesht nj\u00eb idiot emotiv dhe i ndjesh\u00ebm.<br \/>\n8. Sasia e alkoolit q\u00eb mund t\u00eb mbaj\u00eb<br \/>\n\u201cGjith\u00eb k\u00ebto historira mbr\u00ebmjesh t\u00eb kaluara duke pir\u00eb alkool me oping\u00eb&#8230; birra dhe koktejle, p\u00ebr t\u00eb vazhduar me pijet e forta dhe pik\u00ebrisht pse ishte tap\u00eb, i kan\u00eb v\u00ebn\u00eb gjob\u00eb se ka urinuar n\u00eb rrug\u00eb\u201d&#8230; Uau, \u00e7far\u00eb skenari! Ai, sigurisht q\u00eb ka shum\u00eb fantazi sepse realisht, ka pir\u00eb vet\u00ebm dy gota me ver\u00eb spumante, ka b\u00ebr\u00eb urin\u00ebn jasht\u00eb dhe ka qar\u00eb kur ka par\u00eb policin duke ardhur drejt tij.<br \/>\n9. Shpejt\u00ebsia me t\u00eb cil\u00ebn i ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb makin\u00ebs<br \/>\nAi e shkel gazin n\u00eb d\u00ebrras\u00eb, sepse \u00ebsht\u00eb trim dhe nuk ka frik\u00eb nga vdekja. Jeta \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb autostrad\u00eb dhe atij i p\u00eblqen shpejt\u00ebsia&#8230; U tremb\u00ebt? Mos kini frik\u00eb, makina e tij Chevrolet Malibu, e vitit 1984, nuk i kalon 90km\/or\u00eb.<br \/>\n10. Ai ka rrahur gjysm\u00ebn e qytetit<br \/>\nSepse \u00ebsht\u00eb trim dhe nuk ia ka frik\u00ebn askujt, prandaj edhe nuk i shmanget sherrit. Ai kujton se me k\u00ebt\u00eb do t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb pik\u00eb n\u00eb syt\u00eb tuaj (n\u00eb fakt, b\u00ebn efektin e kund\u00ebrt). Sidoqoft\u00eb, ka m\u00eb shum\u00eb gjasa t\u00eb jet\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb me llafe me ndonj\u00eb shokun e tij&#8230;<br \/>\n11. Talenti si kitarist<br \/>\nAi ka k\u00ebrkuar n\u00eb Google nj\u00eb tutorial p\u00ebr t\u00eb luajtur \u00abVvondervvall\u00bb, kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e gjitha. Mos prisni m\u00eb shum\u00eb prej tij e gjithashtu, ju kujtojm\u00eb se nuk ia vlen t\u00eb shkoni n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e tij, p\u00ebr ta par\u00eb se si luan n\u00eb kitar\u00eb&#8230;<br \/>\n12. Numri i \u00ebmb\u00eblsirave q\u00eb mund t\u00eb haj\u00eb p\u00ebr 30 sekonda<br \/>\nBurrave u p\u00eblqen t\u00eb lavd\u00ebrohen se jan\u00eb t\u00eb aft\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb shum\u00eb gj\u00ebra qesharake, si p\u00ebr shembull, t\u00eb g\u00eblltisin nj\u00eb num\u00ebr t\u00eb madh \u00ebmb\u00eblsirash. Kjo nuk ka lidhje me asgj\u00eb, por dijeni se jan\u00eb t\u00eb aft\u00eb ta b\u00ebjn\u00eb v\u00ebrtet, bile mund t\u2019jua provojn\u00eb aty p\u00ebr aty. E \u00e7\u00eb pastaj? Edhe ne jemi t\u00eb afta t\u00eb ham\u00eb 20 biskota p\u00ebr 30 sekonda!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Qoft\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u l\u00ebn\u00eb mbresa grave, qoft\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019i dh\u00ebn\u00eb vetes m\u00eb shum\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi, burrave u p\u00eblqen ta deformojn\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn n\u00eb interesin e tyre. Doni t\u00eb dini cilat jan\u00eb g\u00ebnjeshtrat e tyre t\u00eb vogla, t\u00eb preferuara? 1. Sa her\u00eb shkon n\u00eb palest\u00ebr dhe sa koh\u00eb kalon aty&#8230; N\u00ebse ai nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb bodibilld\u00ebr (bodybuilder) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":8587,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-intimitet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8586\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}