HABERET E MITROS<\/p>\n
SEVDA ME KONSULLEN KANADEZE<\/p>\n
Udh\u00ebtimi drejt Kanadas\u00eb, mori rrug\u00eb gjat\u00eb nj\u00eb darke. N\u00ebn efektin e veres \u201cKallmet\u201d dhe t\u00eb peshkut t\u00eb pjekur n\u00eb krip\u00eb, m\u00eb thot\u00eb Filip \u00c7akuli:
\n– Kam nj\u00eb haber: bisesmeni Bujar Paralliu, do t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb n\u00eb Kanada.
\n-Nuk p\u00ebrb\u00ebn lajm p\u00ebr mua?!
\n– D\u00ebgjo deri n\u00eb fond, o i uruar! A \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb nderin ton\u00eb ta l\u00ebm\u00eb vet\u00ebm, si jetim mikun ton\u00eb? Urdh\u00ebr: merri leje Ezmerk\u00ebs dhe p\u00ebrgatit valixhen. Udh\u00ebtimi: xhaba! Bileta: bisnes klas.
\nPo m\u00eb tej? Duhej shkuar n\u00eb Rom\u00eb p\u00ebr viz\u00eb\u2026 Dhe nj\u00eb t\u00eb enjte, fluturuam ndrejt Rom\u00ebs\u2026 Shi. Qamet. Trafik. Morali: n\u00eb dyert e ambasad\u00ebs kanadeze p\u00ebrfunduam n\u00eb or\u00ebn 12. Na thot\u00eb polici:
\n-Tep\u00ebr von\u00eb! Letrat p\u00ebr viza dor\u00ebzohen deri n\u00eb or\u00ebn 11. N\u00eb or\u00ebn dy, konsullata jep p\u00ebrgjigje.
\nE pam\u00eb si gjynahqar\u00eb. Pamja jon\u00eb, si duket, preku policin. Na la takim p\u00ebr n\u00eb or\u00ebn dy.
\nDhe ndodhi thagma! Na priti konsullja: Linda Gagna. E re. E bukur. Bionde nga ato, q\u00eb edhe pse prapa xhamit, t\u00eb b\u00ebn t\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrrosh me sy hapur! Na buz\u00ebqeshi. U zg\u00ebrdhiva edhe un\u00eb. M\u00eb doli engll\u00ebsht. Buz\u00ebqeshja ishte p\u00ebr bisesmenin. Normale. Ai sa ka mbushur 35 pranvera. Kujtova maman\u00eb. Shum\u00eb pjellore: 13 f\u00ebmij\u00eb. Gj\u00eb e bukur! Un\u00eb jam I nj\u00ebmb\u00ebdhjeti. Por i dat\u00eblindjes 1948?!
\nDor\u00ebzuam letrat. B\u00ebm\u00eb pages\u00ebn. U ul\u00ebm n\u00eb sall\u00eb. N\u00eb tension. Pa fjal\u00eb, si murgjit budist\u00eb\u2026K\u00ebrciti nj\u00eb brav\u00eb. U hap nj\u00eb der\u00eb…Ruana Zot!…Drejt nesh erdhi Linda. Nisi t\u00eb flas\u00eb:
\n-N\u00eb shqip fjala \u201cAlbania\u201d ka dy kuptime. Em\u00ebr vendi dhe em\u00ebr zogu. Edha fjala \u201ckanada\u201d ka dy kuptime. S\u00eb pari, shtet n\u00eb Amerik\u00ebn e Veriut. S\u00eb dyti, n\u00eb shekullin e dyt\u00eb, para er\u00ebs s\u00eb re, ka jetuar nj\u00eb fillozof indian. E quanin Kanada. Ai ka zbuluar, para grek\u00ebve t\u00eb lasht\u00eb, teorin\u00eb mbi atomin. Sipas k\u00ebsaj filozofie, universi p\u00ebrb\u00ebhet nga pes\u00eb element\u00eb: uji, zjarri, toka, ajri, eteri. Perimet kan\u00eb vet\u00ebm uj\u00eb. Insektet: uj\u00eb dhe zjarr\u2026 Njeriu formohet nga pes\u00eb element\u00ebt\u2026
\n-\u201cKodrat e buta\u201d t\u00eb Lind\u00ebs, me sa element\u00eb i ka \u201cgatuar\u201d n\u00ebna natyra? – i thash\u00eb shqip mikut tim.
\nLinda i mori fjal\u00ebt p\u00ebr kompliment. Buz\u00ebqeshi dhe m\u00eb shterngoi dor\u00ebn me delikates\u00eb fem\u00ebrore. Ky gjest m\u00eb b\u00ebri aq trim sa e ftova p\u00ebr dark\u00eb\u2026Kuptohet. Nuk pranoi\u2026Nxorri si sebep pun\u00ebn\u2026Nuk ja mora p\u00ebr keq\u2026P\u00ebr t\u00eb mos na \u201cvrar\u00eb\u201d me refuzimin, si\u00e7 b\u00ebjn\u00eb biondinat n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb, na k\u00ebshilloj\u00eb t\u00eb mos largohemi nga Roma pa shijuar \u201cPic\u00ebn Berluskon\u201d.
\n– E dini historin\u00eb e k\u00ebsaj pice? Tha Linda\u2026Jo I thash\u00eb, edhe pse e kisha lexuar n\u00eb internet. \u2026 \u201cPica Berluskoni\u201d, si p\u00ebr ironi \u00ebsht\u00eb recet\u00eb finlandeze. Prodhim i kompanis\u00eb \u201cKoti Pizza\u201d. N\u00eb vitin 2005 n\u00eb Helsinki u organizua nj\u00eb panair p\u00ebr ushqimin. Berluskoni k\u00ebmb\u00ebnguli q\u00eb panairi t\u00eb b\u00ebhej n\u00eb Parm\u00eb, sepse ai mendon q\u00eb Parma \u00ebsht\u00eb kryeqytet i ushqimit n\u00eb Evrop\u00eb. Argumenti: N\u00eb Parm\u00eb b\u00ebhet djathi i famsh\u00ebm parmixhano. Kuptohet k\u00ebmb\u00ebngulja e Berluskonit, i \u201cthartoi\u201d filandez\u00ebt. P\u00ebr hak\u00ebmarrje, kompania filandeze \u201cKote Pizza\u201d nxorri nj\u00eb recet\u00eb t\u00eb re pice me thek\u00ebr, qep\u00eb t\u00eb kuqe, k\u00ebrpudha dhe … mish dreri t\u00eb tymosur…Dhe e quajti \u201cPiza Berluskon\u201d… Mishi i drerit i tymosur e b\u00ebn kaq t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb n\u00eb shije, sa \u201cPica Berluskon\u201d \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebre e preferuar n\u00eb Finland\u00eb, Itali, Poloni dhe sidomos n\u00eb SHBA.
\nNuk \u00ebsht\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb n\u00eb Rom\u00eb t\u00eb gjesh nj\u00eb piceri t\u00eb mir\u00eb. Porosit\u00ebm sipas k\u00ebshill\u00ebs s\u00eb Lind\u00ebs\u2026Doli fjala ime: Biondinat kurr\u00eb nuk gabojn\u00eb kur japin\u2026k\u00ebshilla.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
HABERET E MITROS SEVDA ME KONSULLEN KANADEZE Udh\u00ebtimi drejt Kanadas\u00eb, mori rrug\u00eb gjat\u00eb nj\u00eb darke. N\u00ebn efektin e veres \u201cKallmet\u201d dhe t\u00eb peshkut t\u00eb pjekur n\u00eb krip\u00eb, m\u00eb thot\u00eb Filip \u00c7akuli: – Kam nj\u00eb haber: bisesmeni Bujar Paralliu, do t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb n\u00eb Kanada. -Nuk p\u00ebrb\u00ebn lajm p\u00ebr mua?! – D\u00ebgjo deri n\u00eb fond, o i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6508,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,573],"tags":[917,576],"class_list":["post-8563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aktualitet","category-haberet-e-mitros","tag-haberet-e-mitros","tag-mitro-cela"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8563\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}