E dini se pse…
\nE dini se pse \u00ebsht\u00eb shpikur pianoja? Sepse deri n\u00eb at\u00eb moment, muzikant\u00ebt nuk kishin nj\u00eb vend ku t\u00eb vendosnin birr\u00ebn!<\/p>\n
Teknologjia
\nDy miq po bisedojn\u00eb me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin:
\n– E di, jav\u00ebn e shkuar, n\u00eb zyr\u00eb na instaluan komjuterat e rinj, shpikjet m\u00eb t\u00eb fundit t\u00eb teknologjis\u00eb. Imagjino, vet\u00ebm nj\u00ebri prej tyre mund t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb pun\u00ebn e 100 n\u00ebpun\u00ebsve!
\n– Uau, e jasht\u00ebzakonshme! Po \u00e7far\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb ata konkretisht?
\n– Epo… nuk e di… sapo i ndez\u00ebn, pushuan nga puna t\u00eb gjith\u00eb punonj\u00ebsit!<\/p>\n
Profesioni i babait
\nM\u00ebsuesja e shkoll\u00ebs fillore pyet f\u00ebmij\u00ebt me \u00e7far\u00eb merrej babai i secilit.
\n– Babi im \u00ebsht\u00eb mjek! – thot\u00eb i pari.
\n– I imi \u00ebsht\u00eb shofer…
\n– Po babai yt, Beni, \u00e7far\u00eb b\u00ebn?
\n– Babai im ka vdekur!
\n– Po \u00e7far\u00eb b\u00ebnte para se t\u00eb vdiste?
\n– B\u00ebnte: \u201cAh… ah… ah…\u201d<\/p>\n
Sipas nj\u00eb sondazhi…
\nSipas nj\u00eb sondazhi, 50% e burrave t\u00eb martuar kan\u00eb patur nj\u00eb lidhje jasht\u00ebmartesore. Imagjino, plot 50%! E di \u00e7far\u00eb do t\u00eb thot\u00eb kjo? Q\u00eb, n\u00ebse nuk ke patur ti nj\u00eb lidhje t\u00eb till\u00eb, gruaja jote e ka patur, me siguri!<\/p>\n
D\u00ebshirat
\nNj\u00eb grua e moshuar po q\u00ebndronte ulur para oxhakut, kur i del p\u00ebrpara nj\u00eb zan\u00eb q\u00eb i thot\u00eb se ka ardhur t\u2019i plot\u00ebsoj\u00eb tre d\u00ebshirat m\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdha q\u00eb ka.
\n– Dua q\u00eb kjo sht\u00ebpi t\u00eb b\u00ebhet e bukur, si\u00e7 ishte nj\u00ebher\u00eb e nj\u00eb koh\u00eb! – thot\u00eb gruaja.
\nU tha, u b\u00eb!
\n– Tani, dua t\u00eb b\u00ebhem edhe nj\u00eb her\u00eb e bukur, si\u00e7 isha n\u00eb rini!
\nU tha, u b\u00eb!
\n– D\u00ebshira ime e fundit \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb ma\u00e7oku im t\u00eb shnd\u00ebrrohet n\u00eb nj\u00eb Princ t\u00eb Kalt\u00ebr!
\nU tha, u b\u00eb!
\nPrinci i kalt\u00ebr i afrohet gruas dhe, duke e p\u00ebrk\u00ebdhelur but\u00ebsisht, i p\u00ebshp\u00ebrit n\u00eb vesh: – H\u00eb, \u00e7far\u00eb ke, u pendove tani q\u00eb m\u00eb ke tredhur?<\/p>\n
Profesor\u00ebt
\nDy profesor\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00eb shkolle t\u00eb mesme, takohen s\u00eb bashku n\u00eb bot\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr.
\n– Oh, \u00e7far\u00eb leht\u00ebsimi! – thot\u00eb i pari. – N\u00eb krahasim me at\u00eb klas\u00ebn e tmerrshme q\u00eb kisha, parajsa \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb mrekulli e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb.
\n– Si? – thot\u00eb i dyti. – Po k\u00ebtu nuk jemi n\u00eb parajs\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Shitet dyqani
\nPronari i nj\u00eb dyqani, duke u gjendur n\u00eb nj\u00eb situat\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb financiare, vendos t\u00eb shes\u00eb pjes\u00ebn e prapme t\u00eb dyqanit, ndaj shkruan n\u00eb nj\u00eb let\u00ebr: \u201cShitet pjesa mbrapa\u201d. Gruaja, pa e v\u00ebn\u00eb re letr\u00ebn, ulet mbi t\u00eb, vesh k\u00ebpuc\u00ebt dhe del jasht\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb pazar.
\nNj\u00eb kalimtar, q\u00eb ia shikon letr\u00ebn e ngjitur nga pas, e pyet i habitur:
\n– M\u00eb falni, po pse shisni vet\u00ebm t\u00eb pasmen?
\n– Epo, – p\u00ebrgjigjet gruaja, – sepse p\u00ebrpara punon ende im shoq!<\/p>\n