Te mjekja
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb me probleme urinare, shkon tek urologu, por habitet kur gjendet para nj\u00eb mjekeje t\u00eb re dhe t\u00eb bukur. Mjekja i k\u00ebrkon t\u00eb zhvishet dhe t\u00eb shtrihet n\u00eb krevat.
\n– N\u00eb fillim, – thot\u00eb ajo, – dua t\u00eb kontrolloj testikulin e djatht\u00eb. Gjat\u00eb ekzaminimit, ju duhet t\u00eb thoni tridhjet\u00eb e tre\u2026
\n– Tridhjet\u00eb e tre.
\n– Me sa duket, s\u2019paskeni probleme. Tani do t\u00eb kontrolloj t\u00eb majtin. Prap\u00eb duhet t\u00eb thoni tridhjet\u00eb e tre!
\n– Tridhjet\u00eb e tre!
\n– Nuk shoh ndonj\u00eb problem as k\u00ebtu. Tani m\u00eb duhet t\u00eb ekzaminoj penisin. Mos harroni t\u00eb thoni tridhjet\u00eb e tre\u2026
\nDhe burri: – Nj\u00eb, dy, tre, kat\u00ebr, pes\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n
Pyetja
\n– P\u00ebrse seksi me nj\u00eb burr\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj si nj\u00eb telenovel\u00eb?
\n– Sepse p\u00ebrfundon n\u00eb pjes\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb bukur dhe t\u00eb l\u00eb takim n\u00eb edicionin e ardhsh\u00ebm!<\/p>\n
Memeci
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb hyn n\u00eb bar dhe i drejtohet baristit: Nj\u00eb bi-bi-bi-bi-birr\u00eb t\u00eb lu-lu-lu-lutem!
\nBaristi, duke i dh\u00ebn\u00eb birr\u00ebn: – Edhe un\u00eb isha memec si ju, p\u00ebr nj\u00ebfar\u00eb kohe. Pastaj i k\u00ebrkova gruas t\u00eb m\u00eb rrihte \u00e7do nat\u00eb dhe, e di ti q\u00eb funksionoi? Tani nuk belb\u00ebzoj m\u00eb! Pse nuk e provon edhe ti?
\nBurri ik\u00ebn. Dy jav\u00eb m\u00eb von\u00eb, ai rikthehet n\u00eb bar dhe k\u00ebrkon: – Nj\u00eb bi-bi-bi-bi-birr\u00eb t\u00eb lu-lu-lu-lutem!
\nBaristi: – Akoma belb\u00ebzon ti? Nuk e provove at\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb thash\u00eb?
\nBurri: – Po, po, e pro-pro-provova, po nuk-nuk-nuk funksionoi… Megjithat\u00eb, t\u00eb p\u00ebrg\u00ebzoj; ke alamet gru-gru-gruaje!<\/p>\n
Mes miqsh
\n– Sot \u00e7ova qenin te veterineri, se i \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb ves t\u00eb m\u00eb kafshoj\u00eb gruan!
\n– V\u00ebrtet?! I b\u00ebre injeksion q\u00eb t\u00eb ngordhte?
\n– Jo, jo, i mpreha dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt!<\/p>\n
Polic\u00ebt dhe pul\u00ebbardha
\nDy polic\u00eb sh\u00ebtisin n\u00eb bregdet. I pari: – Oh, shiko sa gjynah, nj\u00eb pul\u00ebbardh\u00eb e ngordhur.
\nI dyti, duke ngirtur syt\u00eb lart: Ku \u00ebsht\u00eb? S\u2019po e shoh!<\/p>\n
Pacientja
\nSot, n\u00eb klinik\u00eb m\u00eb erdhi nj\u00eb nga pacientet e mia m\u00eb t\u00eb vjetra. E nj\u00ebjta vizit\u00eb e p\u00ebrgjithshme, e nj\u00ebjta recet\u00eb, mir\u00ebsjellje, si me pjes\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb madhe t\u00eb pacienteve t\u00eb mia\u2026 Para se t\u00eb ikte, zonja m\u00eb tha:
\n– Doktor, un\u00eb ju vler\u00ebsoj shum\u00eb. U b\u00ebn\u00eb kaq vjet q\u00eb njihemi dhe, n\u00eb fund t\u00eb fundit, jemi b\u00ebr\u00eb si miq t\u00eb vjet\u00ebr. P\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb arsye, nuk ju kam paguar\u2026 M\u00eb dukej sikur do t\u00eb fyeja miq\u00ebsin\u00eb ton\u00eb\u2026 Megjithat\u00eb, p\u00ebr mir\u00ebnjohje, jua kam v\u00ebn\u00eb emrin n\u00eb testamentin tim!
\nAt\u00ebhere i thash\u00eb: – Ju fal\u00ebnderoj shum\u00eb zonj\u00eb\u2026 A mund t\u00eb ma jepni pak recet\u00ebn q\u00eb ju dhash\u00eb?! Duhet t\u00eb b\u00ebj nj\u00eb modifikim t\u00eb vog\u00ebl\u2026<\/p>\n