Kafsh\u00ebt
\nNj\u00eb gruaje i nevojiten vet\u00ebm pes\u00eb kafsh\u00eb n\u00eb jet\u00eb: Nj\u00eb xhaguar n\u00eb garazh, nj\u00eb tig\u00ebr n\u00eb shtrat, nj\u00eb vizon mbi shpatulla, nj\u00eb zog mes k\u00ebmb\u00ebve dhe nj\u00eb gomar, q\u00eb t\u2019i paguaj\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha.<\/p>\n
Mikrobet
\nDy mikrobe takohen me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin:
\n– \u00c7far\u00eb ke? Je s\u00ebmur\u00eb?
\n– Po, kam marr\u00eb penicilina…<\/p>\n
Polici dhe taksia
\nNj\u00eb polic shkon n\u00eb Rom\u00eb dhe, p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00ebn her\u00eb n\u00eb jet\u00ebn e tij, do t\u00eb marr\u00eb nj\u00eb taksi, por p\u00ebr t\u00eb evituar ndonj\u00eb surpriz\u00eb t\u00eb pak\u00ebndshme, para se t\u00eb hip\u00eb, pyet se sa kushton.
\n– Varet nga koha… – i p\u00ebrgjigjet taksisti.
\n– V\u00ebrtet? Epo, e z\u00ebm\u00eb se do t\u00eb ket\u00eb vran\u00ebsira, por nuk do t\u00eb bjer\u00eb shi…<\/p>\n
Miqt\u00eb
\nDy miq, takohen pas shum\u00eb koh\u00ebsh.
\n– E di, kam bler\u00eb nj\u00eb sht\u00ebpi t\u00eb re…
\n– Po gruaja, e la pun\u00ebn q\u00eb b\u00ebnte?
\n– …Kam bler\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb motoskaf q\u00eb e p\u00ebrdor kur shkoj n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb q\u00eb kam n\u00eb bregdet…
\n– Po gruaja, e la pun\u00ebn q\u00eb b\u00ebnte?
\n– …p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos folur p\u00ebr helikopterin q\u00eb e bleva p\u00ebr ta p\u00ebrdorur kur jam von\u00eb n\u00eb takime…
\n– Po gruaja, e la pun\u00ebn q\u00eb b\u00ebnte?
\n– M\u00eb fal pak, po un\u00eb t\u00eb tregoj p\u00ebr gjith\u00eb ato blerje interesante dhe ti prap\u00eb m\u00eb pyet p\u00ebr gruan?
\n– N\u00eb fakt, desha t\u00eb m\u00ebsoja a e kishte l\u00ebn\u00eb gruaja pun\u00ebn si prostitut\u00eb, po l\u00ebre fare, se e mora p\u00ebrgjigjen…<\/p>\n
N\u00eb klas\u00eb
\nM\u00ebsuesi: – Kamila, sa vje\u00e7 jam un\u00eb?
\n– Rreth 40…
\n– M\u00eb vjen keq, por kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigje shum\u00eb e paqart\u00eb. Po ti, Franko, si mendon?
\n– 32, them un\u00eb…
\n– Jo! Mund ta gjesh ti, Beni?
\n– Po, patjet\u00ebr, m\u00ebsues. Ti je 36 vje\u00e7!
\n– Uau, po si e gjete?
\n– Me matematik\u00eb, m\u00ebsues. Un\u00eb kam nj\u00eb kush\u00ebri gjys\u00ebm budalla dhe ai \u00ebsht\u00eb 18 vje\u00e7…<\/p>\n
Te mjeku
\n– Doktor, m\u00eb dhemb shum\u00eb m\u00ebl\u00e7ia!
\n– A pini?
\n– Po, po… ama do t\u00eb paguaj un\u00eb, s\u2019ka llafe!<\/p>\n
Topi
\nGjat\u00eb nj\u00eb ndeshjeje futbolli, topi fluturon dhe bie mbi nj\u00eb pulari. Gjeli i afrohet dhe e shikon me v\u00ebmendje. Pastaj, u drejtohet pulave:
\n– T\u00eb m\u00eb falni \u00eb, m\u00eb vjen keq q\u00eb jua them k\u00ebt\u00eb, ama shikoni pun\u00ebn e kompanive rivale dhe t\u00eb merrni pak shembull!<\/p>\n