Tatuazhi
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb, i dashuruar marr\u00ebzisht pas t\u00eb dashur\u00ebs, b\u00ebn tatuazh emrin e saj n\u00eb penisin e tij n\u00eb ereksion: Merita. Natyrisht, n\u00eb kushte qet\u00ebsie, lexohen vet\u00ebm shkronja e par\u00eb dhe e fundit e emrit: M dhe A. N\u00eb ver\u00eb, ai shkon me pushime n\u00eb Kenia, n\u00eb nj\u00eb plazh nudist\u00ebsh, ku v\u00eb re nj\u00eb djalosh me ngjyr\u00eb, n\u00eb penisin e t\u00eb cilit, gjithashtu, lexohet M dhe A. At\u00ebhere, ai, i mahnitur nga kjo rast\u00ebsi, i drejtohet djaloshit:
\n– Edhe ti, Merita ke shkruar?
\n– Jo, jo… Un\u00eb kam shkruar: Mir\u00eb se erdh\u00ebt dhe q\u00ebndrim t\u00eb k\u00ebndsh\u00ebm n\u00eb Kenia!<\/p>\n
Shum\u00ebzimi
\nOficeri, i drejtohet rekrutit:
\n– Sa b\u00ebjn\u00eb 2 her\u00eb 8?
\n– Gjasht\u00ebmb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb, zoti kapiten!
\n– T\u00eb lumt\u00eb! Po t\u00eb jap 16 dit\u00eb leje!
\n– O bo bo, ta kisha ditur, do t\u00eb kisha th\u00ebn\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb…<\/p>\n
Dy miqt\u00eb
\nDy miq takohen pas shum\u00eb koh\u00ebsh dhe pasi bisedojn\u00eb p\u00ebr gj\u00ebra t\u00eb ndryshme, nj\u00ebri e pyet tjetrin:
\n– Si e ke gruan?
\n– Mir\u00eb, mir\u00eb, por kam frik\u00eb se m\u00eb tradhton.
\n– Jooo, s\u2019ma merr mendja! Po pse mendon k\u00ebshtu?
\n– Epo, p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb pun\u00ebs, ne jetojm\u00eb n\u00eb qytete t\u00eb ndryshme, p\u00ebr periudha t\u00eb gjata kohe.
\n– E pastaj?
\n– Po ja, kemi jetuar dy vjet n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb, tre n\u00eb Sarand\u00eb, kat\u00ebr vjet n\u00eb Shkod\u00ebr, kurse tani kemi nj\u00eb vit q\u00eb jetojm\u00eb n\u00eb P\u00ebrmet…
\n– Edhe?
\n– Po ja, n\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha qytetet, gjith\u00e7ka ndryshon, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 postierit! Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb i nj\u00ebjti!<\/p>\n
N\u00eb \u00e7mendin\u00eb
\nI pari: – E shikon \u00e7far\u00eb qeni t\u00eb bukur kam?!
\nI dyti: – Po \u00e7\u2019qen more? Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb dhi!
\nI pari: – Ta thash\u00eb nj\u00ebher\u00eb se \u00ebsht\u00eb qen!
\nI dyti: – Po a nuk e shikon q\u00eb ka brir\u00eb?
\nI pari: – Po kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb pun\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb! \u00c7\u2019m\u00eb duhet mua \u00e7far\u00eb v\u00eb n\u00eb ball\u00eb qeni im?!<\/p>\n
Bjondia
\nE dini historin\u00eb e asaj bjondes q\u00eb u \u00e7mend? Jo?! Po ja, s\u2019pati faj e shkreta, se punoi n\u00eb nj\u00eb sht\u00ebpi publike dhe pas pes\u00eb vjet\u00ebsh pun\u00eb, zbuloi se vajzat e tjera paguheshin!<\/p>\n
Te mjeku
\nMjeku: – E shikoni q\u00eb sot kolliteni pa u sforcuar fare?
\nPacienti: – Po, sigurisht… kam gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn q\u00eb st\u00ebrvitem!<\/p>\n
Hidrauliku
\nHidrauliku p\u00ebrfundon s\u00eb vendosuri sifonin n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e nj\u00eb avokati dhe i jep atij fatur\u00ebn:
\n– Treqind euro p\u00ebr gjy\u00ebsm ore pun\u00eb?! – habitet avokati – po kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb qesharake! As un\u00eb q\u00eb jam avokat nuk marr kaq shum\u00eb!
\n– E di, e di, – i p\u00ebrgjigjet hidrauliku – As un\u00eb nuk merrja kaq, kur isha avokat\u2026<\/p>\n