E pse duhet t\u00eb jesh \u00e7ift q\u00eb t\u2019ia kalosh bukur m\u00eb 14 shkurt. Ja, 10 plane p\u00ebr t\u00eb kaluar nj\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb paharrueshme, ju, q\u00eb jeni beqar\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Plani 1. Nj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje \u00abMasterchef\u00bb me shoq\u00ebrin\u00eb
\nPara disa dit\u00ebsh, i d\u00ebrgoj nj\u00eb sms grupit t\u00eb shoq\u00ebris\u00eb sime q\u00eb jan\u00eb beqar\u00eb: M\u00eb 14 shkurt do t\u00eb organizojm\u00eb mbr\u00ebmjen \u00abMasterchef\u00bb n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb time. Rregullat e loj\u00ebs jan\u00eb si n\u00eb televizor, vet\u00ebm se k\u00ebtu do ta luajm\u00eb ne rolin e kuzhinier\u00ebve n\u00eb ekran. Tre dit\u00eb m\u00eb par\u00eb takohemi n\u00eb nj\u00eb kafe me librat dhe recetat e kuzhin\u00ebs, p\u00ebr t\u00eb vendosur nj\u00eb menu kolektive. Kujdes, do t\u00eb jet\u00eb nj\u00eb menu e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb, me aperitiv\u00eb, koktejle, meze dhe gjith\u00eb \u00e7\u2018vjen nga pas. Secili zgjedh \u00e7far\u00eb do t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb n\u00eb dit\u00ebn e caktuar e i futet pun\u00ebs…<\/p>\n
Plani 2. Mbr\u00ebmje hamam apo spa me shoqet
\nB\u00ebj nj\u00eb studim t\u00eb vog\u00ebl p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjetur nj\u00eb hamam t\u00eb mir\u00eb, apo nj\u00eb spa t\u00eb hapur m\u00eb 14 shkurt. U telefonoj nj\u00eb ose dy shoqeve dhe l\u00ebm\u00eb takim. B\u00ebj gati \u00e7ant\u00ebn: Nj\u00eb peshqir n\u00eb form\u00eb penjuari, nj\u00eb pal\u00eb rroba banjoje dhe shapka. I b\u00ebjm\u00eb vetes dhurat\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb masazh, nj\u00eb eksfoljim, t\u00eb shoq\u00ebruar me nj\u00eb \u00e7aj t\u00eb ngroht\u00eb. \u00cbsht\u00eb momenti p\u00ebr t\u2019u relaksuar dhe p\u00ebr t\u00eb menduar vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr veten…<\/p>\n
Plani 3. Nj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje \u00abfilma dhe gj\u00ebra t\u00eb shijshme\u00bb me nj\u00eb shoqe
\nNj\u00eb dit\u00eb m\u00eb par\u00eb e marr n\u00eb telefon dhe i propozoj planin tim p\u00ebr Sh\u00ebn Valentin. Vendosim t\u00eb shohim disa filma apo nj\u00eb serial q\u00eb na p\u00eblqen t\u00eb dyjave, \u00abHomeland\u00bb, p\u00ebr shembull. \u00cbsht\u00eb historia e nj\u00eb vajze q\u00eb punon p\u00ebr CIA-n dhe p\u00ebrpiqet t\u00eb provoj\u00eb se Brodi, nj\u00eb ushtar amerikan q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb mbajtur peng 8 vjet n\u00eb Bagdad, \u00ebsht\u00eb transformuar n\u00eb nj\u00eb terrorist t\u00eb aft\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019i b\u00ebr\u00eb atentat SHBA-s\u00eb. Dhe, q\u00eb t\u00eb mos vdesim urie, parashikojm\u00eb ushqime nga m\u00eb t\u00eb ndryshmet, q\u00eb nga dietiket e deri tek \u00ebmb\u00eblsirat, n\u00ebse na p\u00eblqen. Nj\u00eb nat\u00eb p\u00ebrpara, p\u00ebrgatis ndonj\u00eb kek, biskota, pije, etj. Lejtmotivi i mbr\u00ebmjes: Nuk e privojm\u00eb veten nga asgj\u00eb: 100% sheqer, 100% filma dhe sidomos, 100% k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi! Seriale t\u00eb tjera \u00abGames of Thrones\u00bb, \u00abHovv I met your mother\u00bb, \u00abBing Bang Theory\u00bb etj.<\/p>\n
Plani 4. Nj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje me nj\u00eb djal\u00eb (megjith\u00ebse nuk jemi bashk\u00eb)
\nMeq\u00eb ekzistojn\u00eb seks-friendsat (miqt\u00eb q\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb seks), mund t\u00eb ket\u00eb edhe Sh\u00ebn Valentin friend, apo jo? K\u00ebrkoj nj\u00eb shok beqar mes miqve t\u00eb mi dhe i propozoj nj\u00eb plan shp\u00ebtimi p\u00ebr Sh\u00ebn Valentin, si miq, sigurisht. Programi yn\u00eb: T\u00eb takohemi pas pune p\u00ebr t\u00eb pir\u00eb nj\u00eb got\u00eb, t\u00eb ndjekur nga nj\u00eb restorant i vog\u00ebl, pastaj kinema. Kjo e zbavit at\u00eb. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb p\u00ebrpara shohim filmat dhe restorantet q\u00eb na p\u00eblqejn\u00eb, q\u00eb t\u00eb mos sillemi v\u00ebrdall\u00eb n\u00eb t\u00eb ftoht\u00eb, p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjetur nj\u00eb restorant p\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb. V\u00ebm\u00eb bast se do ta mbani mend nj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje t\u00eb till\u00eb…<\/p>\n
Plani 5. Nj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje me dhurata reciproke
\nJo vet\u00ebm t\u00eb dashuruarit shk\u00ebmbejn\u00eb dhurata t\u00eb vogla. U propozoj, pra, shoqeve beqare, t\u00eb cilat kan\u00eb d\u00ebshir\u00eb p\u00ebr ngroht\u00ebsi dhe p\u00ebrkujdesje n\u00eb dit\u00ebn e Sh\u00ebn Valentinit, t\u00eb shk\u00ebmbejm\u00eb dhurata, gj\u00ebra t\u00eb k\u00ebndshme, si nj\u00eb var\u00ebse, nj\u00eb borset\u00eb uji t\u00eb ngroht\u00eb n\u00eb form\u00eb zemre, nj\u00eb \u00e7ant\u00eb t\u00eb vog\u00ebl p\u00ebr t\u00eb v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb rregull t\u00eb brendshmet, etj. Caktojm\u00eb nj\u00eb buxhet, p\u00ebr shembull, deri n\u00eb nj\u00eb mij\u00eb lek\u00eb dhe i b\u00ebjm\u00eb qejfin nj\u00ebra-tjetr\u00ebs. Dit\u00ebn e caktuar u v\u00ebm\u00eb nga nj\u00eb num\u00ebr gjith\u00eb paketave dhe e b\u00ebjm\u00eb me short. Secila mund t\u00eb sjell\u00eb me vete edhe ndonj\u00eb \u00ebmb\u00eblsir\u00eb apo di\u00e7ka q\u00eb ka gatuar dhe, ja ku u organizua mbr\u00ebmja!<\/p>\n
Plani 6: Nj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje, ku nj\u00eb burr\u00eb m\u00eb merr n\u00eb krah\u00ebt e tij
\nRegjistrohem n\u00eb kursin e tangos apo sals\u00ebs, me nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb, n\u00eb nj\u00eb kurs ku ka burra q\u00eb duan t\u2019i kapin grat\u00eb prej beli! Kam par\u00eb nj\u00eb bar latin, ku jepen kurse n\u00eb dark\u00eb dhe shkoj me nj\u00eb shoqe. K\u00ebshtu, mund t\u00eb b\u00ebj edhe ndonj\u00eb takim interesant… Tregohem e shkath\u00ebt (nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb momenti p\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb e ndrojtura)! Pastaj, k\u00ebrcimi sh\u00ebrben p\u00ebr t\u00eb na afruar. Kjo do t\u00eb thot\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebsh hapin e par\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Plani 7. Mbr\u00ebmje me t\u00eb qeshura, me shoqen e ngusht\u00eb
\nNa p\u00eblqejn\u00eb burrat q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb qesh\u00ebsh. P\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb arsye, shkojm\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb teat\u00ebr ku shfaqet nj\u00eb komedi. Pastaj, mund t\u00eb rezervoj n\u00eb nj\u00eb restorant dy vende (mund t\u2019ia b\u00ebj edhe surpriz\u00eb). K\u00ebshtu, do t\u00eb k\u00ebnaqemi t\u00eb dyja dhe do t\u00eb shkrihemi s\u00eb qeshuri. E ku ka m\u00eb bukur?<\/p>\n
Plani 8. Nj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje surpriz\u00eb me shok\u00ebt
\nKa plot prej tyre q\u00eb jan\u00eb beqar\u00eb. 2-3 dit\u00eb p\u00ebrpara blej disa birra t\u00eb mira, dy-tre paketa me patatina dhe m\u00eb 14 shkurt, sjell me vete nj\u00eb loj\u00eb me letra, p\u00ebr t\u00eb luajtur nj\u00eb dor\u00eb pokeri, apo di\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr. I vetmi rrezik n\u00eb k\u00ebto raste \u00ebsht\u00eb se mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrfundosh duke luajtur loj\u00ebra elektronike me ta, si PS4, apo VVii… N\u00eb fund t\u00eb fundit, pse jo?! Mbase edhe mund t\u00eb fitosh…<\/p>\n
Plani 9. Nj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje tete-a-tete me maman\u00eb
\nEdhe ajo, n\u00eb nj\u00ebfar\u00eb m\u00ebnyre, \u00ebsht\u00eb dashuria (e pavdekshme) e jet\u00ebs son\u00eb, at\u00ebhere, pse jo? E ftoj n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, gatuaj p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjell\u00ebn e preferuar, blej nj\u00eb shishe ver\u00eb apo birr\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb dit\u00eb p\u00ebrpara, p\u00ebrgatis nj\u00eb \u00ebmb\u00eblsir\u00eb. I blej edhe nj\u00eb tuf\u00eb me lule (e di q\u00eb nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb 8 marsi!) apo nj\u00eb dhurat\u00eb, p\u00ebr ta k\u00ebnaqur. Dhe mama: N\u00ebse edhe ti ke bler\u00eb di\u00e7ka p\u00ebr mua, kjo provon… q\u00eb m\u00eb do v\u00ebrtet shum\u00eb!<\/p>\n
Plani 10. Nj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje hot me… vetveten
\nKam takim me veten dhe do t\u2019ia kaloj shum\u00eb mir\u00eb! S\u00eb pari, blej n\u00eb nj\u00eb parfumeri vajra esenciale dhe shkuma me er\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb, p\u00ebr banjon. Pastaj i blej p\u00ebrs\u00ebri vetes di\u00e7ka t\u00eb mir\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb, si ver\u00eb, \u00e7okollata, apo \u00ebmb\u00eblsira. N\u00eb fund, blej n\u00eb librari librin e bukur (apo DVD-n\u00eb e filmit) \u00ab50 Nuancat e Greit\u00bb. \u00cbsht\u00eb historia e Anastasias, 22 vje\u00e7e dhe ende e virgj\u00ebr, q\u00eb pranon t\u00eb filloj\u00eb nj\u00eb marr\u00ebdh\u00ebnie sadomazo me Kristian Grein, nj\u00eb biznesmen josh\u00ebs. Megjith\u00ebse heroi \u00ebsht\u00eb ithtar i sadomazokizmit, kjo ngjan m\u00eb shum\u00eb me nj\u00eb telefilm erotik, sesa me nj\u00eb DVD t\u00eb gjetur n\u00eb nj\u00eb seks-shop. Me loj\u00ebrat paraprake dhe nj\u00eb orgazm\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrshkruar \u00e7do pes\u00eb faqe, ke me se ta erotizosh 14 shkurtin. Nuk m\u00eb mbetet gj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr ve\u00e7se t\u00eb b\u00ebj nj\u00eb banj\u00eb n\u00eb vask\u00eb, t\u00eb nxjerr \u00e7okollatat e shishen nga frigoriferi dhe t\u00eb filloj leximin…<\/p>\n