{"id":7199,"date":"2014-12-21T10:00:25","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T09:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=7199"},"modified":"2014-12-20T18:30:25","modified_gmt":"2014-12-20T17:30:25","slug":"barcaletat-e-se-dieles-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/12\/barcaletat-e-se-dieles-8\/","title":{"rendered":"BARCALETAT E SE DIELES"},"content":{"rendered":"

Natyra<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dy shoqe bisedojn\u00eb me nj\u00ebra-tjetr\u00ebn:<\/p>\n

E para, tmerr\u00ebsisht e sh\u00ebmtuar: – \u00c7far\u00ebdo q\u00eb t\u00eb ndodh\u00eb, un\u00eb, m\u00eb shum\u00eb nga gjith\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr, adhuroj natyr\u00ebn\u2026<\/p>\n

E dyta: – V\u00ebrtet? Pavar\u00ebsisht k\u00ebsaj q\u00eb t\u00eb ka b\u00ebr\u00eb?<\/p>\n

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Indian\u00ebt<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb indian i vog\u00ebl, shkon tek i ati:<\/p>\n

– Babi, pse ne indian\u00ebt kemi emra t\u00eb \u00e7uditsh\u00ebm?<\/p>\n

– Oh, mor djal\u00eb… t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn pyetje m\u00eb b\u00ebn gjithmon\u00eb! Ta kam th\u00ebn\u00eb se emrat e njer\u00ebzve, duhet t\u00eb na kujtojn\u00eb momentin e ngjizjes s\u00eb tyre. P\u00ebr shembull, motra jote quhet Flok Bore, sepse at\u00eb nat\u00eb binte bor\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa v\u00ebllai yt quhet Er\u00eb Veriu, se at\u00eb nat\u00eb frynte shum\u00eb… Dhe tani, m\u00eb l\u00ebr t\u00eb lexoj i qet\u00eb, Prezervativ i Shpuar!<\/p>\n

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N\u00eb hotel<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

N\u00eb recepsionin e nj\u00eb hoteli, paraqiten nj\u00eb burr\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb grua. Recepsionisti i pyet:<\/p>\n

– T\u00eb martuar?<\/p>\n

– Po, po, q\u00eb t\u00eb dy…<\/p>\n

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Shp\u00ebtimtari<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb po peshkon buz\u00eb liqenit, nd\u00ebrsa shikon nga larg, gruan e tij q\u00eb po mbytet. Duke mos ditur t\u00eb notoj\u00eb, burri i lutet nj\u00ebrit q\u00eb po kalonte aty:<\/p>\n

– Ndihm\u00eb, ndihm\u00eb! Po m\u00eb mbytet gruaja… kam nj\u00ebqind mij\u00eb lek n\u00eb protofol. Do t\u00eb t\u2019i jap ty, po e shp\u00ebtove!<\/p>\n

Burri hidhet n\u00eb liqen dhe arrin ta nxjerr\u00eb gruan sh\u00ebndosh\u00eb e mir\u00eb nga uji. At\u00ebhere, i thot\u00eb burrit:<\/p>\n

– M\u2019i jepni tani nj\u00ebqind mij\u00eb lek\u00ebt…<\/p>\n

– Mos… nga larg m\u2019u duk si ime shoqe, por n\u00eb fakt, paska qen\u00eb vjehrra…<\/p>\n

At\u00ebhere, shp\u00ebtimtari, me nj\u00eb fytyr\u00eb t\u00eb trishtuar, nxjerr nga xhepi portofolin e vet dhe i drejtohet burrit:<\/p>\n

– Keni t\u00eb drejt\u00eb… Sa ju detyrohem?<\/p>\n

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Pyetja<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

– Cilat jan\u00eb tre dhimbjet m\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdha n\u00eb jet\u00ebn e nj\u00eb burri?<\/p>\n

– Humbja e mamit, humbja e vendit t\u00eb pun\u00ebs dhe g\u00ebrvishtja e makin\u00ebs.<\/p>\n

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Prostituta<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb djalosh shkon te nj\u00eb prostitut\u00eb dhe e pyet se sa e ka pages\u00ebn p\u00ebr nj\u00eb nat\u00eb.<\/p>\n

– 250 euro! – i thot\u00eb ajo.<\/p>\n

– Sa keq! Ti je shum\u00eb e bukur, por un\u00eb kam vet\u00ebm 150 euro\u2026<\/p>\n

– Ah, jo, m\u00eb vjen keq, por nuk e ul pazarin. Pranoj vet\u00ebm me 250 euro!<\/p>\n

At\u00ebhere, djali i b\u00ebn nj\u00eb propozim: – Po sikur ve\u00e7 150 eurove, t\u00eb t\u00eb jap edhe celularin, do t\u00eb vish me mua?<\/p>\n

Prostituta mendohet pak dhe pastaj pranon. Pasi mbarojn\u00eb pun\u00eb, djaloshi paguan 150 euro dhe p\u00ebrgatitet t\u00eb ik\u00eb, kur prostituta i kujton se i kishte premtuar t\u2019i jepte edhe celularin.<\/p>\n

– Oh, po, m\u00eb fal! – i thot\u00eb djaloshi – Shkruaj: 0035569\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Natyra Dy shoqe bisedojn\u00eb me nj\u00ebra-tjetr\u00ebn: E para, tmerr\u00ebsisht e sh\u00ebmtuar: – \u00c7far\u00ebdo q\u00eb t\u00eb ndodh\u00eb, un\u00eb, m\u00eb shum\u00eb nga gjith\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr, adhuroj natyr\u00ebn\u2026 E dyta: – V\u00ebrtet? Pavar\u00ebsisht k\u00ebsaj q\u00eb t\u00eb ka b\u00ebr\u00eb?   Indian\u00ebt Nj\u00eb indian i vog\u00ebl, shkon tek i ati: – Babi, pse ne indian\u00ebt kemi emra t\u00eb \u00e7uditsh\u00ebm? – Oh, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-7199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7199\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}