{"id":7153,"date":"2014-12-19T21:15:51","date_gmt":"2014-12-19T20:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=7153"},"modified":"2014-12-19T20:49:58","modified_gmt":"2014-12-19T19:49:58","slug":"minikomedi-konet-e-zengjineve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/12\/minikomedi-konet-e-zengjineve\/","title":{"rendered":"MINIKOMEDI&#8230;KONET E ZENGJIN\u00cbVE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dy personazh\u00eb punojn\u00eb si bebisister me kone. I pari e ka m\u00ebsuar zanatin e n\u00eb Kanada. I dyti n\u00eb Franc\u00eb. Sh\u00ebtisin me dy-tre kone secili.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">Bebisiteri I par\u00eb:- Ke dijeni p\u00ebr mod\u00ebn e fundit? Grat\u00eb e burrave t\u00eb shtetit dhe t\u00eb zengjin\u00ebve lindin f\u00ebmij\u00eb me pakic\u00eb dhe blejn\u00eb kone me shumic\u00eb! F\u00ebmij\u00ebt I d\u00ebrgojn\u00eb p\u00ebr studime n\u00eb Selaniqi, Rom\u00eb, Paris, Lond\u00ebr, Hag\u00eb a n\u00eb n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb. Zagar\u00ebt, q\u00eb kan\u00eb z\u00ebv\u00ebnd\u00ebsuar boshll\u00ebkun e f\u00ebmijve n\u00eb vila, I d\u00ebrgojn\u00eb n\u00eb Shkoll\u00ebn e Q\u00ebn\u00ebve n\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs. Me k\u00ebt\u00eb rast jan\u00eb hapur edhe vende t\u00eb reja pune p\u00ebr bebisiter. Nukdi a futen n\u00eb defteret e vendeve t\u00eb reja t\u00eb pun\u00ebs, q\u00eb ka hapur Rama.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Bebisiteri I dyt\u00eb:- Ka edhe goj\u00eb t\u00eb liga q\u00eb thon\u00eb, se demek, disa zonja imitojn\u00eb filmat e Hollivudit me seks-dog, sepse burrat na q\u00ebnkan b\u00ebr\u00eb steril\u00eb, sepse I thau jallania politik\u00eb! Un\u00eb nuk besoj, sepse m\u00eb ngjan si propogand\u00eb antikomb\u00ebtare!<\/p>\n<p>I pari:-Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb jan\u00eb shtuar investimet. Dyqanet q\u00eb shesin zagar\u00eb jan\u00eb shtuar si \u201ck\u00ebrpudhat pas shiut\u201d n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb, n\u00eb Durr\u00ebs, n\u00eb Kor\u00e7\u00eb a Shkod\u00ebr. N\u00eb Tiran\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb shkuar m\u00eb tej. Jan\u00eb hapur tre-kat\u00ebr hotele p\u00ebr zagar\u00eb. Dy jan\u00eb me pes\u00eb yje. Normale. Jemi vend I paradokseve. M\u00eb shum\u00eb kujdes tregohet p\u00ebr zagar\u00ebt se sa p\u00ebr f\u00ebmij\u00ebt e rom\u00ebve?! Por sa \u201cqen luksi\u201d ka n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>I dyti:-Sipas statistikave zyrtare ka rreth 553 cop\u00eb. Po t\u00eb kemi parasysh faktin se 40 p\u00ebrqind e ekonomis\u00eb \u201cnoton n\u00eb t\u00eb zez\u00eb\u201d, konet dhe qent\u00eb e zengjin\u00ebve duhet t\u00eb jen\u00eb rreth 834 cop\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>I pari:- T\u00eb t\u00eb them nj\u00eb gallat\u00eb. Parlamenti, duke q\u00ebn\u00eb I ngesh\u00ebm me pun\u00eb, na paska nxjer\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb ligj p\u00ebr taksimin e q\u00ebn\u00ebve t\u00eb zengjin\u00ebve. Ligji \u00ebsht\u00eb miratuar n\u00eb tetorit t\u00eb vitit 2006. Por deri m\u00eb sot asnj\u00eb zengjin nuk ka paguar kok\u00ebrr leku?! Pronari im m\u00eb tha nj\u00eb dit\u00eb: Un\u00eb nuk paguaj faturat e dritave. Qeveria na v\u00eb taksa edhe p\u00ebr q\u00ebnt\u00eb, sikur t\u00eb jetojm\u00eb n\u00eb Lond\u00ebr?!<\/p>\n<p>I dyti:- Basha ka firmosur edhe nj\u00eb urdh\u00ebr \u201cekstra\u201d. Qent\u00eb e zengjin\u00ebve kan\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00eb t\u00eb sh\u00ebtisin rrug\u00ebve t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs dhe rrugicave t\u00eb Liqenit Artificial. Q\u00ebnt\u00eb e rracave sup\u00ebrjore dhe t\u00eb rreziksh\u00ebm-dob\u00ebrman- duhet t\u00eb ken\u00eb maska n\u00eb fytyr\u00eb. Pse u vendos ky rregull?<\/p>\n<p>I pari:-Sebep u b\u00eb kafshimi q\u00eb I b\u00ebri nj\u00eb q\u00ebn race Tomorr Dostit, ishe deputet demokrat. P\u00ebr fat t\u00eb keq edhe kjo urdh\u00ebres\u00eb ka mbetur n\u00eb let\u00ebr.<\/p>\n<p>I dyti: -Disa net\u00eb m\u00eb par\u00eb u vran\u00eb 5 zagar\u00eb rruga\u00e7\u00eb. Kur pikasa fatkeq\u00ebsin\u00eb, i b\u00ebr\u00eb dy gisht let\u00ebr aktores s\u00eb fam\u00ebshm\u00eb franceze Brixhid Bardos\u00eb. Ajo drejton shoqat\u00ebn &#8220;P\u00ebr mbrojtjen e t\u00eb drejtave dhe lirive t\u00eb kafsh\u00ebve&#8221;. Jemi miq n\u00eb facbook. Ke d\u00ebgjuar p\u00ebr Brixhit Bardon\u00eb?<br \/>\nI pari: Sigurisht. Nj\u00eb gazet\u00eb e koh\u00ebs ka shkruar se Brixhida b\u00ebnte 1000 sex-sho\u00eb n\u00eb vit! Bile e nj\u00ebjta gazet\u00eb shkruante se Presidenti De Gol, mbante mbi tavolin\u00ebn e pun\u00ebs nj\u00eb bust nudo t\u00eb aktores s\u00eb fam\u00ebshme! Thon\u00eb se Gjenerali k\u00ebrkonte t\u00eb vinte n\u00eb jet\u00eb nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb t\u00eb urt\u00eb popullore shqiptare: Do ma\u00e7oku mi t\u00eb njom\u00eb!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dy personazh\u00eb punojn\u00eb si bebisister me kone. I pari e ka m\u00ebsuar zanatin e n\u00eb Kanada. I dyti n\u00eb Franc\u00eb. Sh\u00ebtisin me dy-tre kone secili. Bebisiteri I par\u00eb:- Ke dijeni p\u00ebr mod\u00ebn e fundit? Grat\u00eb e burrave t\u00eb shtetit dhe t\u00eb zengjin\u00ebve lindin f\u00ebmij\u00eb me pakic\u00eb dhe blejn\u00eb kone me shumic\u00eb! F\u00ebmij\u00ebt I d\u00ebrgojn\u00eb p\u00ebr [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6508,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,573],"tags":[917,576],"class_list":["post-7153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aktualitet","category-haberet-e-mitros","tag-haberet-e-mitros","tag-mitro-cela"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7153\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}