MINI KOMEDI
\nFABULA.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb maternitet \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb norm\u00eb dh\u00ebnja e bakshishit. N\u00ebnat e reja paguajn\u00eb rreth 300 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb. Parat\u00eb ndahen sipas meritave. MINI KOMEDI FABULA. N\u00eb maternitet \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb norm\u00eb dh\u00ebnja e bakshishit. N\u00ebnat e reja paguajn\u00eb rreth 300 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb. Parat\u00eb ndahen sipas meritave. PERSONAZH\u00cb Dy n\u00ebna t\u00eb reja me f\u00ebmij\u00eb n\u00eb duar. Komisioni i bakshishit. Dy mjek\u00eb. Tre mami. Nj\u00eb sanitare. AKSIONI Dy n\u00ebna me bebe n\u00eb dor\u00eb bisedojn\u00eb N\u00cbNA E PAR\u00cb: – Kalova nj\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6508,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,573],"tags":[917,576],"class_list":["post-7129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aktualitet","category-haberet-e-mitros","tag-haberet-e-mitros","tag-mitro-cela"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7129\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nPERSONAZH\u00cb Dy n\u00ebna t\u00eb reja me f\u00ebmij\u00eb n\u00eb duar. Komisioni i bakshishit. Dy mjek\u00eb. Tre mami. Nj\u00eb sanitare.
\nAKSIONI
\nDy n\u00ebna me bebe n\u00eb dor\u00eb bisedojn\u00eb
\nN\u00cbNA E PAR\u00cb: – Kalova nj\u00eb stres t\u00eb papar\u00eb. Lexova n\u00eb shtyp. N\u00eb maternitet ishte kembyer nj\u00eb f\u00ebmije. Mbajta burrin gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn. N\u00eb dhome me mua lindi nj\u00eb diplomate zezake.
\n-N\u00cbN\u00cb E DYT\u00cb:-Ku e b\u00ebr\u00eb pages\u00ebn?
\nE para: -N\u00eb nj\u00eb qosk\u00eb n\u00eb brigjet e Lan\u00ebs. 300 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb.
\nE dyta:-Qyqja! Un\u00eb futa n\u00eb zarf 300 euro dhe nuk mora resto.
\nE para:-Un\u00eb jam katundare. Ka nj\u00eb rregull t\u00eb pashkruar. Ne pagujm\u00eb 50 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb m\u00eb pak. Normale. Niveli i jetes\u00ebs n\u00eb qytet \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i lart\u00eb.
\nE dyta:- Pes\u00eb vjet m\u00eb par\u00eb linda f\u00ebmij\u00ebn e par\u00eb n\u00eb maternitet. N\u00eb at\u00eb koh\u00eb ishte nj\u00eb rr\u00ebmuj\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet. Nuk kishte organizim. B\u00ebra a pes\u00eb zarfe. Zarfat mi shp\u00ebrndau kunata. Zarfi m\u00eb i madh p\u00ebr doktorin q\u00eb m\u00eb ndoqi gjat\u00eb shtazanis\u00eb. Zarfi i dyt\u00eb p\u00ebr doktorin q\u00eb priti f\u00ebmij\u00ebn. Zarf p\u00ebr mamin\u00eb e par\u00eb.
\nE para:- Le parat\u00eb q\u00eb ke pagur, pr edhe djersa curk\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb dh\u00ebn\u00eb zarfin. Sa ka t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb p\u00ebrvoja?
\nKOMISIONI I NDARJES S\u00cb BAKSHISHEVE: Nj\u00eb zyr\u00eb. \u00c7do gj\u00eb e bardh\u00eb. Dy mjek. Dy mami. Nj\u00eb sanitare.Senitarja hap cant\u00ebn. Hedh mbi tavolin\u00eb 3 zarfe.
\nDoktori i par\u00eb:- Pse kaq pak zarfe. Kjo tregon se n\u00eb nj\u00eb jav\u00eb kemi pasur 3 lindje. Kur ishte Berisha kryeminist\u00ebr, \u00e7do jav\u00eb kishim nga pes\u00eb lindje. Mos buzqesh doktor! Nuk e kam fjal\u00ebn se jan\u00eb pak\u00ebsuar zarfet. R\u00ebnja e lindjeve, \u00ebsht\u00eb sh\u00ebnj\u00eb q\u00eb shiprat\u00ebt po b\u00ebh\u00ebn steril\u00eb
\nSanitarja: – N\u00eb gjuh\u00ebn popullore thuhet: Shqiptar\u00ebve nuk u ngre kandari!
\nDoktori i dyt\u00eb:- Sa m\u00eb pak zarfe, pardon desha t\u00eb them lindje, ka rrezik qe Shqip\u00ebria t\u00eb b\u00ebhet si Greqia. Ka 10 vjet q\u00eb importon kopil\u00eb, n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb ket\u00eb shtes\u00eb t\u00eb popullsis\u00eb 0,001 p\u00ebrqind n\u00eb vit. Duhet t\u00eb gatujam\u00eb nj\u00eb informacion p\u00ebr kryeministrin, P\u00ebresidentin dhe ambasadorin e ri t\u00eb Amerik\u00ebs….
\nKryemamija:-T\u00eb flasim p\u00ebr problemin q\u00eb jemi mbledhur. Jeta po b\u00ebhet e shtrenj\u00ebt. Rrogat e sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsis\u00eb p\u00ebr tre vjet n\u00eb vend num\u00ebro. Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb qeveria do ngrej\u00eb taksat. Kam nj\u00eb propozim-N\u00ebnat duhet t\u00eb kontribojn\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb p\u00ebr mjek\u00ebsin\u00eb.
\nDoktori i dyt\u00eb:-Jam dakort. Kam k\u00ebt\u00eb propozim. Katundaret t\u00eb pagujan\u00eb 300 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb. N\u00ebnat nga qyteti 400 mij\u00eb lek\u00eb. K\u00ebshtu edhe n\u00ebn\u00ebt nuk i r\u00ebndojm\u00eb, edhe ne e p\u00ebrballojm\u00eb disi nivelin e ngritur t\u00eb jetes\u00ebs.
\nHapen zarfet dhe fillon ndarja e parave. N\u00eb radh\u00eb para sanitares. Ajo ndan parat\u00eb. Pa llafe…<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"