Jet\u00ebgjat\u00ebsia
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb i mosh\u00ebs mesatare, shkon te mjeku: – Doktor, ka ca koh\u00eb q\u00eb kam shum\u00eb frik\u00eb nga vdekja. Dua t\u00eb jetoj sa m\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb jet\u00eb e mundur. \u00c7far\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj?
\n– H\u00ebm… Mjekime p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb nuk ka, n\u00eb fakt, por m\u00eb thoni: A pini duhan?
\n– Po, nj\u00eb paket\u00eb n\u00eb dit\u00eb!
\n– Mir\u00eb, atwhere do ta lini menj\u00ebher\u00eb duhanin. Pini alkool?
\n– Nj\u00eb got\u00eb ver\u00eb n\u00eb drek\u00eb dhe ndonj\u00eb birr\u00eb n\u00eb fundjav\u00eb…
\n– At\u00ebhere, filloni t\u00eb pini vet\u00ebm uj\u00eb. Po p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb, \u00e7far\u00eb hani?
\n– Po, gjith\u00e7ka m\u00eb shijon…
\n– Duke nisur nga sot, do t\u00eb ndiqni nj\u00eb diet\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb rrept\u00eb; vet\u00ebm perime t\u00eb ziera, pa krip\u00eb dhe djath\u00eb pa yndyr\u00eb… Dhe, as mos e \u00e7oni nd\u00ebrmend ta nd\u00ebrprisni ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb diet\u00eb! B\u00ebni seks?
\n– Po, pak a shum\u00eb nj\u00eb her\u00eb n\u00eb jav\u00eb, me gruan…
\n– Epo, duke nisur q\u00eb nga sonte, ju do t\u00eb flini n\u00eb krevate t\u00eb ndara. Nuk do t\u00eb ket\u00eb kurr\u00eb m\u00eb seks p\u00ebr ju!
\n– Doktor, po k\u00ebto qenkan shum\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebshtira! T\u00eb pakt\u00ebn, a jeni i sigurt\u00eb se do t\u00eb jetoj m\u00eb gjat\u00eb?
\n– Me th\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn, k\u00ebt\u00eb nuk e di, ama, ju siguroj se juve do t\u2019ju duket nj\u00eb p\u00ebrjet\u00ebsi!<\/p>\n
Gj\u00ebagj\u00ebza
\n– \u00c7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb gj\u00eb q\u00eb dit\u00ebn leh dhe nat\u00ebn noton?
\n– Proteza e vjehrr\u00ebs sime!<\/p>\n
Lepujt
\nLepujt duke b\u00ebr\u00eb seks:
\nAi: – E dashur, mos u shqet\u00ebso, nuk do t\u00eb t\u00eb vras. T\u00eb vrava?<\/p>\n
Astronatut\u00ebt
\nDy astronaut\u00eb t\u00eb dashuruar han\u00eb dark\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb restorant n\u00eb H\u00ebn\u00eb.
\nAi: – Pa shiko… a nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb e pabesueshme? Po ham\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb restorant mbi H\u00ebn\u00eb! Si t\u00eb duket?
\nAjo: – Ke t\u00eb drejt\u00eb, i dashur, ushqimi \u00ebsht\u00eb fantastik, ama nuk ka atmosfer\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n
N\u00eb farmaci
\nTre miq takohen rast\u00ebsisht n\u00eb nj\u00eb farmaci.
\nI pari: – Dymb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb prezervativ\u00eb, ju lutem, nga nj\u00eb p\u00ebr \u00e7do muaj t\u00eb vitit\u2026
\nI dyti e d\u00ebgjon dhe nis t\u00eb qesh\u00eb n\u00ebn buz\u00eb. Pastaj, me krenari, i drejtohet farmacistit:
\n– P\u00ebr mua, shtat\u00eb prezervativ\u00eb, p\u00ebr t\u00eb shtata dit\u00ebt e jav\u00ebs\u2026
\nI treti i drejtohet farmacistit: – P\u00ebr mua, vet\u00ebm tre prezervativ\u00eb.
\nDy t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt nisin t\u00eb qeshin, por ai, i qet\u00eb, i drejtohet nj\u00ebrit dhe vazhdon: – Nj\u00eb p\u00ebr gruan time, nj\u00eb p\u00ebr gruan t\u00ebnde e nj\u00eb p\u00ebr gruan e k\u00ebtij tjetrit…<\/p>\n
Testi
\nM\u00ebsuesja jep tem\u00ebn e eses\u00eb: \u201cN\u00ebse do t\u00eb ishe drejtor i nj\u00eb nd\u00ebrmarrjeje…\u201d. T\u00eb gjith\u00eb nisin t\u00eb shkruajn\u00eb, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 Benit. Pas pak, m\u00ebsuesja e pyet:
\n– Po ti, pse nuk shkruan?
\n– Kjo nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb puna ime, por e sekretares, m\u00ebsuese!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jet\u00ebgjat\u00ebsia Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb i mosh\u00ebs mesatare, shkon te mjeku: – Doktor, ka ca koh\u00eb q\u00eb kam shum\u00eb frik\u00eb nga vdekja. Dua t\u00eb jetoj sa m\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb jet\u00eb e mundur. \u00c7far\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj? – H\u00ebm… Mjekime p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb nuk ka, n\u00eb fakt, por m\u00eb thoni: A pini duhan? – Po, nj\u00eb paket\u00eb n\u00eb dit\u00eb! – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6973\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}