F\u00ebmija
\nN\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e dy t\u00eb sapomartuarve, bebja qan pa pushuar. Gruaja, ngrihet nga shtrati dhe i thot\u00eb t\u00eb shoqit:
\n– I dashur, f\u00ebmija s\u2019ka nd\u00ebrmend t\u00eb pushoj\u00eb\u2026 Po shkoj ta nd\u00ebrroj!
\nBurri kthehet nga ana tjet\u00ebr dhe, duke rregulluar jast\u00ebkun n\u00ebn kok\u00eb, p\u00ebrgjigjet:
\n– Mir\u00eb do b\u00ebsh, po t\u00eb lutem, k\u00ebt\u00eb her\u00eb zgjidh nj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb urt\u00eb…<\/p>\n
\u00cbndrra
\nF\u00ebmij\u00ebt bisedojn\u00eb me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin.
\n– Un\u00eb, – thot\u00eb i pari, – \u00cbnd\u00ebrroj t\u00eb fitoj 200 milion euro n\u00eb muaj, si babi im…
\n– Uau, pse, babi yt fiton 200 milion euro n\u00eb muaj?
\n– Jo, jo, po edhe ai i \u00ebnd\u00ebrron…<\/p>\n
Telekomanda
\n– Zonj\u00eb, do t\u00eb paguani me lek n\u00eb dor\u00eb, me \u00e7ek apo me kart\u00eb? – pyet ark\u00ebtari gruan q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb gati t\u00eb paguaj\u00eb ato q\u00eb ka bler\u00eb.
\nDuke hapur \u00e7ant\u00ebn, ark\u00ebtari shikon se gruaja ka me vete edhe telekomand\u00ebn e televizorit.
\n– M\u00eb falni q\u00eb ju pyes… – i drejtohet ai me t\u00eb qeshur – Gjithmon\u00eb e merrni me vete telekomand\u00ebn?
\n– Jo, – thot\u00eb ajo, – po im shoq refuzoi t\u00eb dilte me mua p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb pazarin sot, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb un\u00eb mendova t\u2019i jepja d\u00ebnimin m\u00eb t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Gruaja e mir\u00eb
\nN\u00eb nj\u00eb bar, burri u rr\u00ebfehet miqve t\u00eb tij:
\n– Jam me t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb i lumtur. Nuk e kisha kuptuar kurr\u00eb sa m\u00eb donte ime shoqe, deri dit\u00ebn kur nuk shkova n\u00eb pun\u00eb, sepse isha s\u00ebmur\u00eb…
\n– Pse, \u00e7far\u00eb b\u00ebri ajo at\u00eb dit\u00eb?
\n– Ajo ishte aq e lumtur q\u00eb un\u00eb po q\u00ebndroja n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, sa, \u00e7do her\u00eb q\u00eb binte zilja e der\u00ebs, si p\u00ebr shembull kur erdhi komshiu, shit\u00ebsi i qum\u00ebshtit apo ca reklamues, b\u00ebrtiste me z\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb: \u201cKam burrin n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi! Kam burrin n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi!\u201d…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
F\u00ebmija N\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e dy t\u00eb sapomartuarve, bebja qan pa pushuar. Gruaja, ngrihet nga shtrati dhe i thot\u00eb t\u00eb shoqit: – I dashur, f\u00ebmija s\u2019ka nd\u00ebrmend t\u00eb pushoj\u00eb\u2026 Po shkoj ta nd\u00ebrroj! Burri kthehet nga ana tjet\u00ebr dhe, duke rregulluar jast\u00ebkun n\u00ebn kok\u00eb, p\u00ebrgjigjet: – Mir\u00eb do b\u00ebsh, po t\u00eb lutem, k\u00ebt\u00eb her\u00eb zgjidh nj\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6924\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}