N\u00eb kinema
\nNj\u00eb kal\u00eb shkon n\u00eb kinema dhe, me z\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb, i drejtohet biletashit\u00ebsit:
\n– M\u00eb jepni nj\u00eb bilet\u00eb, m\u00eb jepni nj\u00eb bilet\u00eb…
\nI habitur, biletashit\u00ebsi ia kthen: – Uau, ju flitkeni!
\nKali: – Po, por pa merak, kur t\u00eb hyj, nuk do t\u00eb flas fare…<\/p>\n
Telefonata
\nAjo: – E shikon q\u00eb ankohesh kot se q\u00ebndroj shum\u00eb n\u00eb telefon? Ja, vet\u00ebm 10 minuta m\u00eb zgjati telefonata!
\nAi: – Epo, shyqyr, m\u00eb n\u00eb fund! Kush ishte?
\n– S\u2019e di… Kishte ngat\u00ebrruar num\u00ebr!<\/p>\n
Mjek\u00ebt
\nNj\u00eb pacient \u00ebsht\u00eb shtruar n\u00eb spital dhe, p\u00ebr konsult\u00eb, shkojn\u00eb dy mjek\u00eb, q\u00eb ishin miq t\u00eb vjet\u00ebr me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin. Thot\u00eb i pari:
\n– Duhet t\u2019i presim k\u00ebmb\u00ebn e djatht\u00eb!
\nI dyti: – Jo, un\u00eb mendoj se duhet t\u2019ia presim t\u00eb dyja k\u00ebmb\u00ebt!
\n– E ke gabim… Vet\u00ebm t\u00eb djatht\u00ebn!
\n– Jo, jo, t\u00eb dyja!
\nAt\u00ebhere, thot\u00eb i pari: – Epo mir\u00eb at\u00ebhere, ia presim t\u00eb dyja! S\u2019do ta prishim miq\u00ebsin\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb gj\u00eb kaq t\u00eb vog\u00ebl…<\/p>\n
Furtun\u00eb
\nBie nj\u00eb rrufe e papar\u00eb. Klienti, i telefonon qendr\u00ebs s\u00eb asistenc\u00ebs:
\n– E d\u00ebgjuat at\u00eb rrufen\u00eb q\u00eb ra pak m\u00eb par\u00eb?
\n– Po, ndodhi gj\u00eb?
\n– Mua jo… Kompjuteri mori flak\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa tani po nxjerr tym. \u00c7far\u00eb problemi mund t\u00eb ket\u00eb?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
N\u00eb kinema Nj\u00eb kal\u00eb shkon n\u00eb kinema dhe, me z\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb, i drejtohet biletashit\u00ebsit: – M\u00eb jepni nj\u00eb bilet\u00eb, m\u00eb jepni nj\u00eb bilet\u00eb… I habitur, biletashit\u00ebsi ia kthen: – Uau, ju flitkeni! Kali: – Po, por pa merak, kur t\u00eb hyj, nuk do t\u00eb flas fare… Telefonata Ajo: – E shikon q\u00eb ankohesh kot […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6923"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6923\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}