{"id":6892,"date":"2014-12-07T11:31:48","date_gmt":"2014-12-07T10:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6892"},"modified":"2014-12-07T11:31:48","modified_gmt":"2014-12-07T10:31:48","slug":"barcaletat-e-se-dieles-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/12\/barcaletat-e-se-dieles-7\/","title":{"rendered":"BARCALETAT E SE DIELES"},"content":{"rendered":"

Furtun\u00eb<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Bie nj\u00eb rrufe e papar\u00eb. Klienti, i telefonon qendr\u00ebs s\u00eb asistenc\u00ebs:<\/p>\n

– E d\u00ebgjuat at\u00eb rrufen\u00eb q\u00eb ra pak m\u00eb par\u00eb?<\/p>\n

– Po, ndodhi gj\u00eb?<\/p>\n

– Jo ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb e madhe\u2026 Kompjuteri mori flak\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa tani po nxjerr tym. \u00c7far\u00eb problemi mund t\u00eb ket\u00eb?<\/p>\n

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Gradat<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Gjenerali i dor\u00ebzon gradat nj\u00eb ushtaraku, duke i th\u00ebn\u00eb:<\/p>\n

– Kjo ishte e jasht\u00ebzakonshme! Nga rekrut, u b\u00ebre kapter, pastaj rreshter, kapiten, kolonel, nd\u00ebrsa tani, s\u00eb fundmi, gjeneral! Dhe, ta mendosh… Gjith\u00e7ka, brenda tre muajsh! Urime!<\/p>\n

– Faleminderit baba!<\/p>\n

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Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb m\u00eb pas…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb tip shkon t\u00eb ngush\u00eblloj\u00eb shokun e tij, t\u00eb cilit nj\u00eb dit\u00eb m\u00eb par\u00eb i kishte vdekur gruaja. Troket n\u00eb port\u00eb, por nuk ia hap askush. I shqet\u00ebsuar se mos shoku i vet, nga d\u00ebshp\u00ebrimi, ka vrar\u00eb veten, shkon t\u00eb shikoj\u00eb nga dritarja dhe, shikon \u00e7far\u00eb nuk ia merrte mendja: Shokun e vet duke b\u00ebr\u00eb dashuri me kamarieren!<\/p>\n

– Uau, Gent! – th\u00ebrret i skandalizuar – \u00c7far\u00eb b\u00ebn k\u00ebshtu? S\u2019ka kaluar as nj\u00eb dit\u00eb q\u00ebkur t\u00eb vdiq gruaja!<\/p>\n

– E shikon? – ia kthen tjetri. – Jam aq i shokuar sa as vet\u00eb s\u2019e di \u00e7far\u00eb po b\u00ebj…<\/p>\n

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Ndryshimi <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

– Sa \u00ebsht\u00eb ndryshimi mes gruas dhe dashnores?<\/p>\n

– Tridhjet\u00eb kile!<\/p>\n

– Sa \u00ebsht\u00eb ndryshimi mes burrit dhe dashnorit?<\/p>\n

– 45 minuta!<\/p>\n

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T\u00eb sapofejuarit<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb \u00e7ift vendos t\u00eb martohet. Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb 90 vje\u00e7, kurse ajo, 88. Ata hyjn\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb farmaci dhe i fejuari pyet farmacisten:<\/p>\n

– A keni ila\u00e7e p\u00ebr zemr\u00ebn?<\/p>\n

– Po.<\/p>\n

– Po p\u00ebr artritin?<\/p>\n

– Po, patjet\u00ebr.<\/p>\n

– Po ila\u00e7e p\u00ebr reumatizm\u00ebn?<\/p>\n

– Po, po…<\/p>\n

– P\u00ebr kolesterolin?<\/p>\n

– Sigurisht…<\/p>\n

At\u00ebhere, i fejuari e shikon \u00ebmb\u00eblsisht t\u00eb fejuar\u00ebn e tij dhe i thot\u00eb:<\/p>\n

– E dashur, si thua, ta b\u00ebjm\u00eb k\u00ebtu list\u00ebn e dasm\u00ebs?<\/p>\n

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N\u00eb udh\u00ebtim<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Pasagjerja: – Zoti, taksist, ju lutem, tregohuni i kujdessh\u00ebm… Jam n\u00ebn\u00eb e n\u00ebnt\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebve!<\/p>\n

Taksisti: – Ashtu? Dhe pastaj m\u00eb k\u00ebrkoni mua t\u00eb jem i kujdessh\u00ebm?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Furtun\u00eb Bie nj\u00eb rrufe e papar\u00eb. Klienti, i telefonon qendr\u00ebs s\u00eb asistenc\u00ebs: – E d\u00ebgjuat at\u00eb rrufen\u00eb q\u00eb ra pak m\u00eb par\u00eb? – Po, ndodhi gj\u00eb? – Jo ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb e madhe\u2026 Kompjuteri mori flak\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa tani po nxjerr tym. \u00c7far\u00eb problemi mund t\u00eb ket\u00eb?   Gradat Gjenerali i dor\u00ebzon gradat nj\u00eb ushtaraku, duke i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6892\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}