{"id":6842,"date":"2014-12-05T10:00:08","date_gmt":"2014-12-05T09:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6842"},"modified":"2014-12-04T23:55:36","modified_gmt":"2014-12-04T22:55:36","slug":"ta-fillojme-diten-duke-qeshur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/12\/ta-fillojme-diten-duke-qeshur\/","title":{"rendered":"TA FILLOJME DITEN DUKE QESHUR"},"content":{"rendered":"

Biondet<\/strong>
\nDy bjonde po ecin rrug\u00ebs, kur nj\u00ebra gjen nj\u00eb kuti pudre. E hap, shikohet n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb dhe thot\u00eb:
\n– Se ku e kam par\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb fytyr\u00eb…
\n– Ma jep mua pak… – thot\u00eb e dyta, q\u00eb merr, e hap dhe shikohet n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb. At\u00ebhere, e inatosur i thot\u00eb shoqes: – Sigurisht qe e ke pare mi budallaqe! Nuk e kuptove q\u00eb isha un\u00eb?<\/p>\n

Jet\u00ebgjat\u00ebsia<\/strong>
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb i mosh\u00ebs mesatare, shkon te mjeku: – Doktor, ka ca koh\u00eb q\u00eb kam shum\u00eb frik\u00eb nga vdekja. Dua t\u00eb jetoj sa m\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb jet\u00eb e mundur. \u00c7far\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj?
\n– H\u00ebm… Mjekime p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb nuk ka, n\u00eb fakt, por m\u00eb thoni: A pini duhan?
\n– Po, nj\u00eb paket\u00eb n\u00eb dit\u00eb!
\n– Mir\u00eb, atehere do ta lini menj\u00ebher\u00eb duhanin. Pini alkool?
\n– Nj\u00eb got\u00eb ver\u00eb n\u00eb drek\u00eb dhe ndonj\u00eb birr\u00eb n\u00eb fundjav\u00eb…
\n– At\u00ebhere, filloni t\u00eb pini vet\u00ebm uj\u00eb. Po p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb, \u00e7far\u00eb hani?
\n– Po, gjith\u00e7ka m\u00eb shijon…
\n– Duke nisur nga sot, do t\u00eb ndiqni nj\u00eb diet\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb rrept\u00eb; vet\u00ebm perime t\u00eb ziera, pa krip\u00eb dhe djath\u00eb pa yndyr\u00eb… Dhe, as mos e \u00e7oni nd\u00ebrmend ta nd\u00ebrprisni ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb diet\u00eb! B\u00ebni seks?
\n– Po, pak a shum\u00eb nj\u00eb her\u00eb n\u00eb jav\u00eb, me gruan…
\n– Epo, duke nisur q\u00eb nga sonte, ju do t\u00eb flini n\u00eb krevate t\u00eb ndara. Nuk do t\u00eb ket\u00eb kurr\u00eb m\u00eb seks p\u00ebr ju!
\n– Doktor, po k\u00ebto qenkan shum\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebshtira! T\u00eb pakt\u00ebn, a jeni i sigurt\u00eb se do t\u00eb jetoj m\u00eb gjat\u00eb?
\n– Me th\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn, k\u00ebt\u00eb nuk e di, ama, ju siguroj se juve do t\u2019ju duket nj\u00eb p\u00ebrjet\u00ebsi!<\/p>\n

Klienti<\/strong>
\nPronari i nj\u00eb supermarketi, nd\u00ebrhyn i inatosur nd\u00ebrsa sheh shit\u00ebsen duke debatuar me nj\u00eb klient:
\n– Zonjush\u00eb, \u00e7far\u00eb b\u00ebni k\u00ebshtu? Ju e dini se klienti ka gjithmon\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00eb! – Pastaj, me xhentiles\u00eb, i drejtohet klientit: – Zot\u00ebri, m\u00eb tregoni ju lutem, \u00e7far\u00eb po i thonit shit\u00ebses?
\n– Q\u00eb jam hajdut!<\/p>\n

Gj\u00ebagj\u00ebza<\/strong>
\n– \u00c7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb gj\u00eb q\u00eb dit\u00ebn leh dhe nat\u00ebn noton?
\n– Proteza e vjehrr\u00ebs sime!<\/p>\n

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Biondet Dy bjonde po ecin rrug\u00ebs, kur nj\u00ebra gjen nj\u00eb kuti pudre. E hap, shikohet n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb dhe thot\u00eb: – Se ku e kam par\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb fytyr\u00eb… – Ma jep mua pak… – thot\u00eb e dyta, q\u00eb merr, e hap dhe shikohet n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb. At\u00ebhere, e inatosur i thot\u00eb shoqes: – Sigurisht qe e ke […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}