{"id":6777,"date":"2014-12-03T11:30:22","date_gmt":"2014-12-03T10:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6777"},"modified":"2014-12-03T10:52:23","modified_gmt":"2014-12-03T09:52:23","slug":"barcaleta-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/12\/barcaleta-8\/","title":{"rendered":"BARCALETA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Pensioni<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, truri, zemra dhe penisi paraqiten n\u00eb zyr\u00ebn ku b\u00ebhen k\u00ebrkesat p\u00ebr t\u00eb dal\u00eb n\u00eb pension. Punonj\u00ebsi i fton t\u00eb futen brenda dhe nis t\u2019i pyes\u00eb nj\u00eb nga nj\u00eb:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Tru, ngrihu dhe m\u00eb thuaj se pse do q\u00eb t\u00eb dal\u00ebsh n\u00eb pension?<\/p>\n<p>Truri: &#8211; N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb mosh\u00eb, kam nisur t\u00eb mos i koordinoj si duhet l\u00ebvizjet e trupit, harroj shum\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Punonj\u00ebsi: &#8211; E kuptoj\u2026 Tani, ngrihu ti zem\u00ebr dhe m\u00eb thuaj se pse d\u00ebshiron t\u00eb dal\u00ebsh n\u00eb pension?<\/p>\n<p>Zemra: &#8211; Nuk arrij ta ruaj m\u00eb ritmin, lodhem shpejt\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Punonj\u00ebsi: &#8211; E kuptoj\u2026 Penis, ngrihu dhe m\u00eb thuaj se pse d\u00ebshiron t\u00eb dal\u00ebsh n\u00eb pension?<\/p>\n<p>Penisi: &#8211; M\u00eb falni po, ju mendoni se po t\u00eb arrija t\u00eb ngrihesha, un\u00eb do t\u00eb vija k\u00ebtu t\u00eb k\u00ebrkoja pensionin?!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Dieta <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ka nj\u00eb muaj q\u00eb gruaja ime po ndjek nj\u00eb diet\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sa mir\u00eb! Si po i shkon?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; N\u00eb fakt, vazhdon ta ndjek\u00eb&#8230; nuk e ka arritur akoma!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>N\u00eb gjyq<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gjyqtari pyet d\u00ebshmitarin kryesor t\u00eb nj\u00eb vrasjeje.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Na thoni, sa larg sken\u00ebs s\u00eb krimit ishit n\u00eb t\u00eb sht\u00ebn\u00ebn e par\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>D\u00ebshmitari: &#8211; Rreth nj\u00ebzet metra&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Gjykat\u00ebsi: &#8211; Ah, shum\u00eb mir\u00eb; dometh\u00ebn\u00eb, ju e keni par\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb sken\u00ebn. Sa larg ishit n\u00eb t\u00eb sht\u00ebn\u00ebn e dyt\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>D\u00ebshmitari: &#8211; S\u2019di ta them sakt\u00ebsisht, por nja dy kilometra&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Pyetja<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje goce&#8230; Ti je ajo vajza q\u00eb ka nj\u00eb mot\u00ebr shum\u00eb t\u00eb bukur?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jo, jo, ajo \u00ebsht\u00eb motra ime!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pensioni Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, truri, zemra dhe penisi paraqiten n\u00eb zyr\u00ebn ku b\u00ebhen k\u00ebrkesat p\u00ebr t\u00eb dal\u00eb n\u00eb pension. Punonj\u00ebsi i fton t\u00eb futen brenda dhe nis t\u2019i pyes\u00eb nj\u00eb nga nj\u00eb: &#8211; Tru, ngrihu dhe m\u00eb thuaj se pse do q\u00eb t\u00eb dal\u00ebsh n\u00eb pension? Truri: &#8211; N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb mosh\u00eb, kam nisur t\u00eb mos i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6777\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}