{"id":6743,"date":"2014-12-02T10:35:29","date_gmt":"2014-12-02T09:35:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6743"},"modified":"2014-12-02T10:35:29","modified_gmt":"2014-12-02T09:35:29","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/12\/ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-17\/","title":{"rendered":"TA NISIM DITEN DUKE QESHUR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Magjistari<\/strong><br \/>\nNjoh nj\u00eb magjistar q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb aq i zoti sa, kur futet n\u00eb sken\u00eb, arrin ta hiptonizoj\u00eb menj\u00ebher\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb sall\u00ebn. Mjafton t\u00eb thot\u00eb: \u201cQeshni\u201d dhe t\u00eb gjith\u00eb nisin t\u00eb qeshin si t\u00eb \u00e7mendur. Mjafton t\u00eb thot\u00eb: \u201cQani\u201d dhe njer\u00ebzit nuk reshtin s\u00eb qari. Problemi \u00ebsht\u00eb se, her\u00ebn e fundit, nd\u00ebrsa futej n\u00eb sken\u00eb, iu ngat\u00ebrruan k\u00ebmb\u00ebt dhe ia pati: \u201cMut\u201d. Kemi nj\u00eb jav\u00eb q\u00eb po merremi me sall\u00ebn e s\u2019po arrijm\u00eb ta pastrojm\u00eb dot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Qeni dhe macja<br \/>\nNj\u00eb qen, ndjek nj\u00eb mace q\u00eb fshihet brenda nj\u00eb grope. Qeni, pret pak dhe ia nis: \u201cMjau, mjau\u201d. Macja, q\u00eb g\u00ebnjehet nga mjaullima, del jasht\u00eb dhe qeni i sulet&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Eh, &#8211; thot\u00eb qeni, &#8211; Po s\u2019dite nj\u00eb gjuh\u00eb t\u00eb huaj, s\u2019ha dot buk\u00eb sot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>N\u00eb \u00e7mendin\u00eb<\/strong><br \/>\nNj\u00eb i \u00e7mendur, ka lidhur me rrip nj\u00eb past\u00eb dh\u00ebmb\u00ebsh dhe e t\u00ebrheq pas si t\u00eb ishte duke t\u00ebrhequr nj\u00eb qen. Dy infermier\u00eb bisedojn\u00eb e qeshin mes tyre:<br \/>\n&#8211; Shihe pak k\u00ebt\u00eb&#8230; Kujton se po t\u00ebrheq nj\u00eb qen! &#8211; thot\u00eb nj\u00ebri prej dhe, p\u00ebr t\u2019u tallur pak me t\u00eb \u00e7mendurin, i afrohet past\u00ebs dhe i thot\u00eb: &#8211; H\u00eb Bubi, \u00e7\u2019kemi, si je ti?<br \/>\nI \u00e7menduri i kthehet nervoz: &#8211; \u00c7far\u00eb thua more? A nuk e sheh q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb past\u00eb dh\u00ebmb\u00ebsh?<br \/>\n&#8211; pastaj i drejtohet me z\u00eb t\u00eb ul\u00ebt past\u00ebs: &#8211; E pe? E h\u00ebngri g\u00ebnjeshtr\u00ebn edhe k\u00ebsaj here!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rritja e rrog\u00ebs<\/strong><br \/>\nNj\u00eb n\u00ebpun\u00ebs, i shkon shefit n\u00eb zyr\u00eb dhe ia pret shkurt:<br \/>\n&#8211; T\u00eb m\u00eb falni, zoti drejtor, por jam i detyruar t\u2019ju k\u00ebrkoj rritje rroge, pasi tre nd\u00ebrmarrje t\u00eb m\u00ebdha jan\u00eb aq t\u00eb interesuar p\u00ebr mua, sa m\u00eb \u00e7ojn\u00eb letra dit\u00eb p\u00ebr dit\u00eb!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ou? E cilat qenkan k\u00ebto?<br \/>\n&#8211; CEZ-i, Uj\u00ebsjell\u00ebsi dhe Albtelekomi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Magjistari Njoh nj\u00eb magjistar q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb aq i zoti sa, kur futet n\u00eb sken\u00eb, arrin ta hiptonizoj\u00eb menj\u00ebher\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb sall\u00ebn. Mjafton t\u00eb thot\u00eb: \u201cQeshni\u201d dhe t\u00eb gjith\u00eb nisin t\u00eb qeshin si t\u00eb \u00e7mendur. Mjafton t\u00eb thot\u00eb: \u201cQani\u201d dhe njer\u00ebzit nuk reshtin s\u00eb qari. Problemi \u00ebsht\u00eb se, her\u00ebn e fundit, nd\u00ebrsa futej n\u00eb sken\u00eb, iu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}