B\u00ebra nj\u00eb eksperiment. Mora nj\u00eb Baba Kombi. \u00cbsht\u00eb I m\u00ebngj\u00ebr. Me baluke. Banon n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb. Deputet n\u00eb Fier. Gjografia e banesave t\u00eb deputet\u00ebve shtrihet n\u00eb dy prefektura: Tiran\u00eb dhe Durr\u00ebs?! E pyeta:<\/p>\n
-Sa do jen\u00eb t\u00eb ardhurat dhe shpenzimet e buxhetit t\u00eb shtetit p\u00ebr vitin 2014?<\/p>\n
Deputet mavria, u mendua, kruajti kok\u00ebn dhe foli:<\/p>\n
-T\u00eb ardhurat e buxhet jan\u00eb 900 milion\u00eb dollar\u00eb. Shpenzimet 750 milion\u00eb dollar\u00eb.<\/p>\n
I z\u00ebn\u00eb me hallet e miletit, deputeti nuk mund t\u00eb lexoj\u00eb shtypin. Nuk ka \u201cbak\u00ebrr n\u00eb koh\u00eb\u201d t\u00eb hapi internetin. Nuk ka nge as t\u00eb lexoj\u00eb relacionet q\u00eb shoq\u00ebrojn\u00eb projketbuxhetin.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb fakt t\u00eb ardhurat e buxhetit do t\u00eb jen\u00eb 4.1 miliard\u00eb dollar\u00eb. Shpenzimet 4.7 miliard\u00eb dollar\u00eb. V\u00eb dor\u00ebn n\u00eb zjarr, n\u00eb se k\u00ebto shifra i din\u00eb vet\u00ebm 44 p\u00ebrqind e deputet\u00ebve?!<\/p>\n
P\u00ebr t\u00eb mos e v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb sik\u00eblldi, nuk e kund\u00ebshtova Baban\u00eb e Kombit, edhe pse mu kujtua Mark Tueni q\u00eb ka th\u00ebn\u00eb:\u201d Njeriu ka nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb skuqet p\u00ebr ato q\u00eb b\u00ebn, dhe p\u00ebr ato q\u00eb s\u2019ka b\u00ebr\u00eb?!\u201d Fundja pse duhet ta dij\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtert\u00ebn babai I kombit? Ai futet mes \u201cajk\u00ebs\u201d s\u00eb deputet\u00ebve q\u00eb as flasin, as japin mendim, as kuvendojn\u00eb. B\u00ebn vet\u00ebm disa detyra: Firmos n\u00eb bordero?! Merr kredi xhaba! Merr honorare kur futet n\u00eb mbledhjet e komisionit. Merr para p\u00ebr karburant, telefon edhe pse miletin nuk gjen koh\u00eb as t\u00eb takoj\u00eb e as t\u00eb qaj\u00eb hallet.<\/p>\n
Mu kujtua telenovela \u201cEzel\u201d. Me fam\u00eb bot\u00ebrore. Vdesin gra e \u00e7upa p\u00ebr ta par\u00eb dhe p\u00ebr ta imituar?! Mua mu kujtua nj\u00eb th\u00ebnie e Pushkinit:\u201d Ky \u00e7aj nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebr k\u00ebto buz\u00eb?!\u201d E kishte fjal\u00ebn p\u00ebr nj\u00eb bjondin\u00eb, sepse poeti kishte r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb \u201csevda\u201d me Danten, q\u00eb nga xheloxia e thirri Pushkinin n\u00eb duel, dhe e d\u00ebrgoi tek t\u00eb shumtit, edhe pse mbahej si m\u00eb i madhi I poet\u00ebve rus\u00eb?! Ishte koha kur nuk kishte dal\u00eb K\u00ebshilli I Evrop\u00ebs, q\u00eb I mbron t\u00eb drejtat e homoseksual\u00ebve?!… Edhe un\u00eb nuk I honeps telenovelat. N\u00eb m\u00ebdyshje p\u00ebr t\u00eb l\u00ebvizur kanalin d\u00ebgjova nj\u00eb dialig:<\/p>\n
Personazhi I par\u00eb:- Ti nj\u00eb kryebandit. Un\u00eb kam nj\u00eb dosje me paudh\u00ebsit\u00eb e tua. Do ti tregoj t\u00eb gjitha n\u00eb nj\u00eb tryez\u00eb me miqt\u00eb e tu?!<\/p>\n
Personzhi I dyt\u00eb. Qeshi me qesendi:- Mendon se kam frik\u00eb nga ato q\u00eb thua? Aspak. Ata q\u00eb do t\u00eb t\u00eb d\u00ebgjojn\u00eb, do t\u00eb harrojn\u00eb n\u00eb \u00e7ast at\u00eb q\u00eb thua ti, pasi t\u00eb gjith\u00eb jan\u00eb si un\u00eb. T\u00eb gjith\u00eb jan\u00eb bandit\u00eb. Ti flet sepse t\u00eb lejoj un\u00eb, ose m\u00eb sakt\u00eb, ti jeton se t\u00eb lejoj un\u00eb?! Gazeta q\u00eb blen, banka ku ruan parat\u00eb, \u00e7do gj\u00eb q\u00eb ke, jan\u00eb t\u00eb miat?!<\/p>\n
Zgurdullova syt\u00eb. Mu duk si debat I kapur nga \u201c\u00e7imkat\u201d e \u201cFiks Fare\u201d!… Ekspertja e spitalit psiatrik n\u00eb Vlor\u00eb, kishte kthyer n\u00eb zyr\u00eb vetur\u00ebn. Atje firmoste e vuloste. Br\u00ebnda makin\u00ebs shk\u00ebmbeheshin kredencialet: Para p\u00ebr raport?!…<\/p>\n
Drejtoresha e arsimit n\u00eb Lushnj\u00eb b\u00ebnte kat\u00ebr detyra. S\u00eb pari, merrte 3 mij\u00eb euro, kur t\u00eb fuste m\u00ebsues n\u00eb pun\u00eb. S\u00eb dyti, merte 2 mij\u00eb euro p\u00ebr t\u00eb t\u00eb mbajtur m\u00ebsues n\u00eb pun\u00eb. S\u00eb treti, merrte zarf me 1000 euro p\u00ebr l\u00ebvizja nga fshati n\u00eb qytet. S\u00eb kat\u00ebrti, nd\u00ebrmjet\u00ebsonte p\u00ebr \u201cseks t\u00eb njom\u00eb\u201d. Shp\u00ebrblim n\u00eb natyr\u00eb, p\u00ebr shefat q\u00eb e graduan nga ark\u00ebtare – Drejtoresh\u00eb t\u00eb arsimit?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
B\u00ebra nj\u00eb eksperiment. Mora nj\u00eb Baba Kombi. \u00cbsht\u00eb I m\u00ebngj\u00ebr. Me baluke. Banon n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb. Deputet n\u00eb Fier. Gjografia e banesave t\u00eb deputet\u00ebve shtrihet n\u00eb dy prefektura: Tiran\u00eb dhe Durr\u00ebs?! E pyeta: -Sa do jen\u00eb t\u00eb ardhurat dhe shpenzimet e buxhetit t\u00eb shtetit p\u00ebr vitin 2014? Deputet mavria, u mendua, kruajti kok\u00ebn dhe foli: -T\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6508,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[917,576],"class_list":["post-6737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aktualitet","tag-haberet-e-mitros","tag-mitro-cela"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6737\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}