{"id":6725,"date":"2014-12-01T11:30:25","date_gmt":"2014-12-01T10:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6725"},"modified":"2014-12-01T10:34:20","modified_gmt":"2014-12-01T09:34:20","slug":"barcaletat-e-dites-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/12\/barcaletat-e-dites-11\/","title":{"rendered":"BARCALETAT E DITES"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lokali i bukur…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dy miq takohen me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin. Thot\u00eb i pari:<\/p>\n

– Kam d\u00ebgjuar se n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb alamet lokali, ku ia kalon p\u00ebr mrekulli, ka muzik\u00eb t\u00eb bukur, mund t\u00eb b\u00ebhesh tap\u00eb me dhjet\u00eb mij\u00eb lek, ambienti \u00ebsht\u00eb fantastik dhe, po qe i zoti, b\u00ebn seks nat\u00eb p\u00ebr nat\u00eb!<\/p>\n

– Uau! – thot\u00eb tjetri – Ke shkuar ti?<\/p>\n

– Jo, un\u00eb ende jo, po gruaja ime shkon vazhdimisht…<\/p>\n

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Kafshimi<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

– Doktor, doktor, nj\u00eb qen m\u00eb kafshoi dor\u00ebn!<\/p>\n

– E dezinfektuat?<\/p>\n

– Jo, iku me vrap!<\/p>\n

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Beni<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

– Babi, \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb se kafsh\u00ebt e nd\u00ebrrojn\u00eb peli\u00e7en vit p\u00ebr vit?<\/p>\n

– Shshshsht Beni, se mos ta d\u00ebgjoj\u00eb mami…<\/p>\n

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\u00c7ifti<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Jetoj n\u00eb nj\u00eb vil\u00eb n\u00eb fshat, s\u00eb bashku me gruan time. Dje n\u00eb mbremje, n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb ton\u00eb ra nj\u00eb zjarr i madh. N\u00eb pak minuta, para se t\u00eb vinin zjarrfik\u00ebsit sht\u00ebpia u dogj e t\u00ebra nga flak\u00ebt. Un\u00eb dhe ime shoqe, u p\u00ebrpoq\u00ebm t\u00eb shuanim zjarrin, por nuk ia dol\u00ebm mban\u00eb. Kur gjith\u00e7ka u dogj, ne t\u00eb dy u ul\u00ebm, aty jasht\u00eb dhe, nd\u00ebrsa un\u00eb qaja p\u00ebr djegien e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb sime t\u00eb dashur, gruaja, duke buz\u00ebqeshur e lumtur, m\u00eb tha:<\/p>\n

– S\u2019ma kishte marr\u00eb kurr\u00eb mendja se gj\u00ebrat do t\u00eb shkonin k\u00ebshtu… Kishim 15 vjet q\u00eb nuk dilnim s\u00eb bashku!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lokali i bukur… Dy miq takohen me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin. Thot\u00eb i pari: – Kam d\u00ebgjuar se n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb alamet lokali, ku ia kalon p\u00ebr mrekulli, ka muzik\u00eb t\u00eb bukur, mund t\u00eb b\u00ebhesh tap\u00eb me dhjet\u00eb mij\u00eb lek, ambienti \u00ebsht\u00eb fantastik dhe, po qe i zoti, b\u00ebn seks nat\u00eb p\u00ebr nat\u00eb! – Uau! – thot\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}