{"id":6692,"date":"2014-11-30T12:00:49","date_gmt":"2014-11-30T11:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6692"},"modified":"2014-11-30T00:23:47","modified_gmt":"2014-11-29T23:23:47","slug":"barcaletat-e-se-dieles-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/barcaletat-e-se-dieles-6\/","title":{"rendered":"BARCALETAT E SE DIELES"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Babi
\n– Beni, p\u00ebrse qan?
\n– Babit i ra nj\u00eb \u00e7eki\u00e7 n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb…
\n– A, pa shiko… Kjo nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb ndonj\u00eb arsye e fort\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb qar\u00eb!
\n– Po, \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb zonja m\u00ebsuese. Edhe un\u00eb, n\u00eb fillim, nisa t\u00eb qeshja…<\/p>\n

Dashnori
\nNj\u00eb \u00e7ift dashnor\u00ebsh po b\u00ebnin dashuri kur n\u00eb nj\u00eb moment, d\u00ebgjuan zhurma n\u00eb der\u00eb.
\n– O Zot! Im shoq… – b\u00ebrtiti gruaja dhe e fshehu t\u00eb dashurin e saj n\u00eb dollap. Futet burri brenda i t\u00ebrbuar dhe i thot\u00eb se ka zbuluar gjith\u00e7ka. Pasi e shan gruan mbar\u00eb e prap\u00eb, ai hap dollapin dhe i b\u00ebrtet dashnorit t\u00eb gruas:
\n– Po ti, kush je?
\n– Jam Batmani! – p\u00ebrgjigjet ai.
\nI hutuar, burri i ul\u00ebret: – \u00c7\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb kjo p\u00ebrgjigje idiote?!
\n– Po pse, ishte m\u00eb pak idiote pyetja jote?<\/p>\n

Pacienti
\nNj\u00eb pacient del me vrap nga salla e operimit. T\u00eb habitur, t\u00eb af\u00ebrmit e pyesin:
\n– Po ty, \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb gjeti q\u00eb dole?
\n– Dola sepse infermierja thoshte: \u201cKurajo, mos u shqet\u00ebso, nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb operacion i v\u00ebshtir\u00eb…\u201d.
\n– Si ka mund\u00ebsi q\u00eb kjo gj\u00eb nuk t\u00eb qet\u00ebsoi?
\n– N\u00eb fakt, nuk po ma thoshte mua, por mjekut!<\/p>\n

Nuk mjafton…
\nNj\u00eb grua shkon te mjeku:
\n– Doktor, doktor, jam shum\u00eb e shqet\u00ebsuar… Im shoq nuk m\u00eb mjafton m\u00eb!
\n– Po p\u00ebrse po ma thoni mua? N\u00ebse jeni kaq keq, gjeni nj\u00eb dashnor…
\n– Po, n\u00eb fakt, e kam, por as ai nuk m\u00eb mjafton!
\n– E \u00e7\u2019t\u2019ju them un\u00eb? Gjeni dy, tre, kat\u00ebr dashnor\u00eb.
\n– Po, i kam, po as ata nuk m\u00eb mjaftojn\u00eb…
\n– Uau! Po ju qenkeni e s\u00ebmur\u00eb!
\n– Bravo, doktor! Ju lutem, k\u00ebt\u00eb q\u00eb m\u00eb that\u00eb, ma shkruani n\u00eb nj\u00eb recet\u00eb t\u2019ia tregoj tim shoqi, se ai maskarai, m\u00eb thot\u00eb se jam kurv\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Breshka
\nNj\u00eb i dehur shkon n\u00eb parkun e lojrave dhe nis t\u00eb luaj\u00eb me shigjet\u00eb. Arrin t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb dhe i dhurojn\u00eb nj\u00eb breshk\u00eb. Ai b\u00ebn nj\u00eb sh\u00ebtitje dhe kthehet prap\u00eb t\u00eb luaj\u00eb. Fiton prap\u00eb dhe prap\u00eb i japin nj\u00eb breshk\u00eb. K\u00ebshtu b\u00ebn 3 her\u00eb me radh\u00eb dhe, kur vjen p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb fundit, ngaq\u00eb breshkat kishin mbaruar, pronari i loj\u00ebs do q\u00eb t\u2019i dhuroj\u00eb nj\u00eb arush prej pellushi, por i dehuri \u00ebsht\u00eb i pak\u00ebnaqur me \u00e7mimin…
\n– M\u00eb falni, – i thot\u00eb pronarit, – Nuk mund t\u00eb m\u00eb jepni nj\u00eb sandui\u00e7, si her\u00ebt e tjera?<\/p>\n

Dhurata
\nNj\u00eb vajz\u00eb kthehet nga puna n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi dhe i thot\u00eb s\u00eb \u00ebm\u00ebs:
\n– Mami, mami… Sot, nj\u00eb klient m\u00eb tha se, n\u00ebse do t\u00eb b\u00ebja seks me t\u00eb, do t\u00eb m\u00eb dhuronte… k\u00ebto k\u00ebpuc\u00ebt!
\nGj\u00ebagj\u00ebza
\n\u001f- E di se si mund ta transformosh nj\u00eb pat\u00eb, n\u00eb nj\u00eb tig\u00ebr?
\n– E thjesht\u00eb fare! Mjafton t\u00eb martohesh me t\u00eb!BARCA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Babi – Beni, p\u00ebrse qan? – Babit i ra nj\u00eb \u00e7eki\u00e7 n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb… – A, pa shiko… Kjo nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb ndonj\u00eb arsye e fort\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb qar\u00eb! – Po, \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb zonja m\u00ebsuese. Edhe un\u00eb, n\u00eb fillim, nisa t\u00eb qeshja… Dashnori Nj\u00eb \u00e7ift dashnor\u00ebsh po b\u00ebnin dashuri kur n\u00eb nj\u00eb moment, d\u00ebgjuan zhurma n\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6692"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6692\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}