{"id":6665,"date":"2014-11-29T17:30:40","date_gmt":"2014-11-29T16:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6665"},"modified":"2014-11-29T14:49:32","modified_gmt":"2014-11-29T13:49:32","slug":"barcaleta-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/barcaleta-7\/","title":{"rendered":"BARCALETA"},"content":{"rendered":"

Prepotenca<\/strong>
\nNj\u00eb burr\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi me miqt\u00eb e tij, i th\u00ebrret s\u00eb shoqes dhe, me prepotenc\u00eb, i thot\u00eb:
\n– N\u00ebn\u00eb e pes\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebve! Na sill p\u00ebr t\u00eb pir\u00eb!
\nGruaja i sjell p\u00ebr t\u00eb pir\u00eb dhe burri vazhdon:
\n– Faleminderit, n\u00ebn\u00eb e pes\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebve!
\nGruaja: – S\u2019ka gj\u00eb, baba i tre f\u00ebmij\u00ebve!<\/p>\n

Babagjyshi<\/strong>
\nPo afron Krishtlindja, ndaj gruaja i thot\u00eb policit:
\n– I dashur, pse t\u00eb mos vishesh ti si Babagjyshi?
\n– Pse? – p\u00ebrgjigjet polici, – Nuk do t\u00eb vij\u00eb Babagjyshi sivjet?<\/p>\n

Siguracioni<\/strong>
\nPronari i nj\u00eb nd\u00ebrmarrjeje, th\u00ebrret agjentin e sigurimeve dhe i thot\u00eb:
\n– Dua t\u00eb siguroj gjith\u00e7ka q\u00eb shikoni k\u00ebtu brenda, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 or\u00ebs.
\n– Po or\u00ebn, p\u00ebrse jo? – habitet agjenti.
\n– Sepse kam tridhjet\u00eb n\u00ebpun\u00ebs, q\u00eb nuk ia heqin syt\u00eb p\u00ebr asnj\u00eb \u00e7ast.<\/p>\n

\u00c7ifti<\/strong>
\nBurri: – Grua, si thua, e b\u00ebjm\u00eb nj\u00eb t\u00eb shpejt\u00eb?!
\nGruaja: – Pse k\u00ebshtu? Mos kam ndonj\u00eb alternativ\u00eb tjet\u00ebr?<\/p>\n

Mushkonjat<\/strong>
\n– P\u00ebrse mushkonjat jan\u00eb t\u00eb bindura se jan\u00eb VIP-a?
\n– Sepse ngado q\u00eb kalojn\u00eb, i duartrokasin.<\/p>\n

Te mjeku<\/strong>
\nGjyshja dhe mbesa e saj nj\u00ebzet vje\u00e7are shkojn\u00eb te mjeku, i cili i pyet:
\n– \u00c7far\u00eb problemi keni?
\n– Dhimbje fyti… – thot\u00eb mbesa.
\n– Mir\u00eb, zhvishuni!
\nMbesa: – N\u00eb fakt, s\u00ebmur\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb gjyshja e jo un\u00eb…
\nDoktori: – Aha, e kuptoj… Zonj\u00eb, ju lutem, nxirreni gjuh\u00ebn jasht\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Gjyshi<\/strong>
\nDy miq, takohen me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin.
\nI pari: – \u00c7far\u00eb ke? Pse je kaq i m\u00ebrzitur?
\n– Eh, dje m\u00eb vdiq gjyshi. Ra nj\u00eb zjarr dhe…
\n– Mos m\u00eb thuaj! Vdiq mes flak\u00ebve?
\n– Jo, jo… m\u00eb l\u00ebr t\u00eb mbaroj! Ra zjarr, por zjarr\u00ebfik\u00ebsit erdh\u00ebn menj\u00ebher\u00eb dhe hap\u00ebn rrjet\u00ebn e shp\u00ebtimit. Gjyshi u hodh nga dritarja dhe…
\n– Nuk e mori mas\u00ebn mir\u00eb dhe ra n\u00eb trotuar?
\n– Jo, jo… m\u00eb l\u00ebr t\u00eb mbaroj! Gjyshi ra pik\u00ebrisht mbi rrjet, por k\u00ebrceu aq shum\u00eb sa fluturoi n\u00eb dritaren e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb p\u00ebrball\u00eb…
\n– Mos! Dhe vdiq i p\u00ebrplasur pas xhamit?
\n– Jo, jo… m\u00eb l\u00ebr t\u00eb mbaroj! Dritarja ishte e hapur dhe ai ra pik\u00ebrisht mbi krevat dhe k\u00ebrceu e ra prap\u00eb mbi rrjet\u00ebn e shp\u00ebtimit, pastaj mbi krevat e pastaj prap\u00eb mbi rrjet\u00ebn e shp\u00ebtimit…
\n– Ohu, tani, do t\u00eb ma tregosh se si t\u00eb vdiq gjyshi, apo jo?
\n– Epo, meq\u00eb s\u2019po ndalonte m\u00eb, u detyruam ta q\u00ebllonim me pushk\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Pyetje<\/strong>
\n– P\u00ebrse politikan\u00ebt jan\u00eb si sperma?
\n– Sepse vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb n\u00eb dhjet\u00eb milion, b\u00ebn di\u00e7ka t\u00eb hajrit…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Prepotenca Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi me miqt\u00eb e tij, i th\u00ebrret s\u00eb shoqes dhe, me prepotenc\u00eb, i thot\u00eb: – N\u00ebn\u00eb e pes\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebve! Na sill p\u00ebr t\u00eb pir\u00eb! Gruaja i sjell p\u00ebr t\u00eb pir\u00eb dhe burri vazhdon: – Faleminderit, n\u00ebn\u00eb e pes\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebve! Gruaja: – S\u2019ka gj\u00eb, baba i tre f\u00ebmij\u00ebve! Babagjyshi Po […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6665\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}