\u201cN\u00eb qoft\u00eb se di\u00e7ka nuk nis mbar\u00eb, gjith\u00e7ka do t\u00eb shkoi ters!\u201d Ky paradoks me origjin\u00eb amerikane, shkruar tek Ligjet e M\u00ebrfit, sikur ishte gatuar p\u00ebr familien time\u2026N\u00eb mes t\u00eb q\u00ebrshorit, me diellin sa\u00e7 prapa zverkut, mbrit\u00ebm n\u00eb Modunjo, nj\u00eb qytet brenda zon\u00ebs industriale t\u00eb Barit. Atje banon prej 20 vjet\u00ebsh nipi im Artian Myrtezai. Sa mbriti n\u00eb Itali u martua me nj\u00eb italiane t\u00eb fisme, dhe n\u00eb bashk\u00ebpunim b\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb djal\u00eb e nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb. P\u00ebr t\u00eb ndihmuar Italin\u00eb, nipi ka marr\u00eb me vete gjysm\u00ebn e fisit.<\/p>\n
Sipas zakonit shqiptar, ende pa e \u201ctretur\u201d lodhien dhe s\u00ebk\u00eblldin\u00eb, zonja ime vendosi t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb nj\u00eb vizit\u00eb n\u00eb supermaket, sepse e bija e Zeqos maj\u00eb than\u00ebs, i kishte th\u00ebn\u00eb se Italia \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb e lir\u00eb se Shqip\u00ebria. Kur u kthyem p\u00ebr n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, ndodhi hataja. N\u00eb fillim ngat\u00ebrruam rrug\u00ebn. Ndaluam makin\u00ebn p\u00ebr t\u00eb pyetur nj\u00eb nj\u00eb djal\u00eb azgan, me n\u00ebn\u00eb e bab\u00eb prej Italie, q\u00eb q\u00ebndronte hipur mbi nj\u00eb motorr. Ai me shum\u00eb mirsjellje na tregoi rrug\u00ebn… dhe pa shum\u00eb takt ja rr\u00ebmbeu nga dora grus nj\u00eb nga \u00e7antat. P\u00ebr fatin e zi t\u00eb hajdutit, \u00e7anta n\u00eb vend t\u00eb parave dhe pasaport\u00ebs, kishte disa mallra \u201calla-Frenga\u201d q\u00eb I blem\u00eb n\u00eb supermarket. Q\u00eb nga ai \u00e7ast, na u fut lepuri n\u00eb bark dhe nuk e shijuan si\u00e7 menduam tok\u00ebn e bekuar italine.<\/p>\n
Dit\u00ebn e pare shkuam n\u00eb \u00c7ezena. Sh\u00ebtit\u00ebm pallatin dhe kop\u00ebshtet e mbretit t\u00eb Napolit. Biro o Mina! Bukuri e rrall\u00eb! Para e derdhur lum\u00eb! Histori nga ato me \u201cbrir\u00eb\u201d. Mua, q\u00eb n\u00eb shum\u00eb raste m\u00eb pret truri eksiq, regjistrova vet\u00ebm njer\u00ebn: Mbreti me mbret\u00ebresh\u00ebn flinin t\u00eb ndar\u00eb! Secili kishte dhom\u00ebn e vet t\u00eb gjumit. Nuk u trash\u00ebguan, sepse mbreti vdiq nga sifilizi n\u00eb Vjen\u00eb! Po si ndodhi kur flinin ve\u00e7 e ve\u00e7? Kush ta ket\u00eb p\u00ebrdredhur?…Shkenca ende, nuk e ka ndar\u00eb shapin nga sheqeri?!<\/p>\n
N\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje p\u00ebrfunduam n\u00eb Napoli. Kur pash\u00eb grumbullin e plehrave an\u00ebs pallatave, thash\u00eb me vete: I biem n\u00eb qaf\u00eb kot Bash\u00ebs p\u00ebr pun\u00ebn e kazan\u00ebv\u00eb t\u00eb plehrave. Nd\u00ebrsa zonja u b\u00ebnte \u201czbor\u201d dyqaneve, un\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb shtyr\u00eb koh\u00ebn nisa t\u00eb bisedoj me emigrant\u00ebt q\u00eb shisnin mallra, si puna e Gabit n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb?! Mustafai m\u00eb llafosi p\u00ebr Senegalin, ku kishte l\u00ebn\u00eb gruan me gjasht\u00eb kalaman\u00eb, edhe pse nuk kishte mbushur t\u00eb tridhjetat! Danieli, q\u00eb kishte q\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri n\u00eb vitin 1980, m\u00eb tregoi p\u00ebr revolucionarin e fundit: Daniel Orteg\u00ebn nga Guetamala. Edhe Ortega kishte b\u00ebr\u00eb shkoll\u00ebn e Enver Hoxh\u00ebs. Tek Ortega ishin nakatosur: Gjeniu i artit ushtarak, diktatorit dhe psikopatit\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026Ja nj\u00eb fytyr\u00eb e njohur\u2026 Ishte miku im Meti, dikur ujk deti, dmth., marinar, sot \u00ebsht\u00eb emigrant n\u00eb Itali. Bot\u00eb e vog\u00ebl,- i thash\u00eb un\u00eb. Pas 20 vjet\u00ebsh u takuam n\u00eb Napoli. Meti nisi t\u00eb m\u00eb tregoi, pa e pyetur.<\/p>\n
“Lash\u00eb detin, p\u00ebr nj\u00eb ofi\u00e7in\u00eb t\u00eb flamosur n\u00eb Piza t\u00eb Italis\u00eb. Pronarin e kam koprac. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb i thash\u00eb: M\u00eb shto rrog\u00ebn!\u2026Ai ngriti supet dhe m\u00eb tregoi xhepat.”
\n-Po nuk m\u00eb dhe m\u00eb shum\u00eb para, do t\u00eb thyej tornon!
\n-Theve tornon, hapet burgu!
\n-T\u00eb g\u00ebnjen m\u00ebndja! Un\u00eb jam Proletar. K\u00ebt\u00eb fjal\u00eb t\u00eb huaj na e solli Tarasi. N\u00eb shqip \u201cProletar\u201d do t\u00eb thot\u00eb P\u00ebr- litar! Dmth-n\u00eb q\u00eb un\u00eb nuk kam se \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb humbas, ve\u00e7 litarit nga qafa! Thyej tornon dhe ja mbath n\u00eb Zvic\u00ebr!..
\n-Ke t\u00eb drejt\u00eb o P\u00ebr-litar! Do t\u00eb ta shtoj rrog\u00ebn, edhe pse Italia \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb kriz\u00eb, p\u00ebr faj t\u00eb Berluskonit, q\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb vret m\u00ebndjen p\u00ebr \u201ctangat\u201d e \u00e7upakave nga Maroku, se sa p\u00ebr hallet e sovranit! Por m\u00eb par\u00eb dua t\u00eb m\u00eb thuash: Kush \u00ebsht\u00eb ky Tarasi!
\n-Ishte usta mbi usta, Komandati Legjendar I Luft\u00ebs Nacional-\u00c7lirmatare! Enver Hoxha, I thon\u00eb! N\u00eb fillim t\u00eb luft\u00ebs u mblodh\u00ebn ilegal\u00ebt. Than\u00eb t’i gjejn\u00eb nj\u00eb pseudonim shokut Enver, sepse mos na shkoi p\u00ebr dhjam\u00eb q\u00ebni, dhe ku t\u00eb mbytet pastaj komunizma shqiptare! Le ta quajm\u00eb Ta-Ras, tha njeri, sepse do vij\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb q\u00eb do t\u00eb na e rasi t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve!\u2026Dhe I doli fjala!…Na del n\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr si lugat, edhe pse ka 35 vjet q\u00eb ka shkuar tek t\u00eb shumt\u00ebt?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u201cN\u00eb qoft\u00eb se di\u00e7ka nuk nis mbar\u00eb, gjith\u00e7ka do t\u00eb shkoi ters!\u201d Ky paradoks me origjin\u00eb amerikane, shkruar tek Ligjet e M\u00ebrfit, sikur ishte gatuar p\u00ebr familien time\u2026N\u00eb mes t\u00eb q\u00ebrshorit, me diellin sa\u00e7 prapa zverkut, mbrit\u00ebm n\u00eb Modunjo, nj\u00eb qytet brenda zon\u00ebs industriale t\u00eb Barit. Atje banon prej 20 vjet\u00ebsh nipi im Artian Myrtezai. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6508,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,573],"tags":[917,576],"class_list":["post-6566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aktualitet","category-haberet-e-mitros","tag-haberet-e-mitros","tag-mitro-cela"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6566\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}