{"id":6544,"date":"2014-11-24T12:53:33","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T11:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6544"},"modified":"2014-11-24T12:53:33","modified_gmt":"2014-11-24T11:53:33","slug":"barcaletat-e-dites-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/barcaletat-e-dites-10\/","title":{"rendered":"BARCALETAT E DITES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dhuratat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Disa jav\u00eb para Krishtlindjes, nj\u00eb miliarder dhe e shoqja shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb\u00a0 nj\u00eb galeri ekskluzive artesh dhe blejn\u00eb pes\u00eb piktura nga Van Gog, tre nga Pikaso, pes\u00ebmb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb nga Dal\u00ec dhe nja dymb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb Mone. Nd\u00ebrsa jan\u00eb duke dal\u00eb, miliarderi i thot\u00eb s\u00eb shoqes:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Epo mir\u00eb&#8230; me kartolinat mbaruam pun\u00eb. Tani, t\u00eb merremi me dhuratat!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Viagra<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb ka shum\u00eb koh\u00eb q\u00eb nuk e arrin orgzm\u00ebn dhe nuk e k\u00ebnaq dot bashk\u00ebshorten e tij. M\u00eb n\u00eb fund, me k\u00ebmb\u00ebnguljen e saj, ai pranon t\u00eb marr\u00eb viagra. Me t\u2019u kthyer nga farmacia, ai pi pilul\u00ebn mrekullib\u00ebr\u00ebse dhe ndihet menj\u00ebher\u00eb gati p\u00ebr seks. I th\u00ebrret gruas dhe t\u00eb dy bashk\u00ebshort\u00ebt, t\u00eb lumtur, zhvishen e hidhen n\u00eb krevat, por lumturia zgjat shum\u00eb pak sepse, sapo gruaja i afrohet, burri e humbet ereksionin. Gruaja zhg\u00ebnjehet, por burri i thot\u00eb:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Duhet ta kishim marr\u00eb me mend, e dashur&#8230; Megjith\u00ebse e droguam, ai prap\u00eb se prap\u00eb arriti t\u00eb t\u00eb njihte!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Gjirokastriti <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb gjirokastrit shkon t\u00eb rr\u00ebfehet te prifti:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; At\u00eb, m\u00eb falni, kam m\u00ebkatuar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00c7far\u00eb ke b\u00ebr\u00eb, biri im?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Eh, at\u00eb, gjat\u00eb luft\u00ebs, strehova nj\u00eb \u00e7ifut&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Oh, po ky nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00ebkat! Zoti yn\u00eb na ka m\u00ebsuar t\u2019i strehojm\u00eb t\u00eb persekutuarit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dakord at\u00eb&#8230; por ka edhe di\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr&#8230; E v\u00ebrteta \u00ebsht\u00eb se un\u00eb i k\u00ebrkoja edhe pages\u00eb mujore&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Eh, biri im&#8230; nj\u00eb gjirokastrit q\u00eb paguhet nga nj\u00eb \u00e7ifut! Turp! Gjithsesi, nuk shoh ende ndonj\u00eb m\u00ebkat n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb q\u00eb ke b\u00ebr\u00eb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Po, at\u00eb, por ka edhe di\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00c7far\u00eb ka tani?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nuk i kam treguar ende se lufta ka mbaruar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dhuratat Disa jav\u00eb para Krishtlindjes, nj\u00eb miliarder dhe e shoqja shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb\u00a0 nj\u00eb galeri ekskluzive artesh dhe blejn\u00eb pes\u00eb piktura nga Van Gog, tre nga Pikaso, pes\u00ebmb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb nga Dal\u00ec dhe nja dymb\u00ebdhjet\u00eb Mone. Nd\u00ebrsa jan\u00eb duke dal\u00eb, miliarderi i thot\u00eb s\u00eb shoqes: &#8211; Epo mir\u00eb&#8230; me kartolinat mbaruam pun\u00eb. Tani, t\u00eb merremi me dhuratat! &nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6544\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}