{"id":6541,"date":"2014-11-24T00:30:36","date_gmt":"2014-11-23T23:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6541"},"modified":"2014-11-24T23:08:04","modified_gmt":"2014-11-24T22:08:04","slug":"burg-ne-bordello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/burg-ne-bordello\/","title":{"rendered":"BURG N\u00cb BORDELLO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dit\u00ebn e diel, u b\u00ebm\u00eb bashk\u00eb: tre pensionist\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb djal\u00eb. K\u00ebrnacka. Raki. Habere. Muhabetin e hapa un\u00eb:<\/p>\n<p>-Do tregoj nj\u00eb b\u00ebm\u00eb nga Parisi\u2026Jan\u00eb ulur n\u00eb kafe\u201d Rosant\u201d dy burra. Njeri ka bordello. Tjetri gazetar.<br \/>\nBisesmeni:- Bordello m\u00eb del me humbje. Nj\u00eb vit m\u00eb par\u00eb nd\u00ebrrova kolltuqet. M\u00eb keq bilanci. Bleva perde t\u00eb kuqe. Keq e m\u00eb keq. Nd\u00ebrrova abazhur\u00ebt. Fitimi n\u00ebn nivelin e detit\u2026<br \/>\nGazetari:- Nd\u00ebrro kurvat!<br \/>\n-Mitro! M\u00eb mbeti k\u00ebrnacka n\u00eb l\u00ebfyt.-Foli nj\u00eb ish m\u00ebsues.- \u00c7\u00ebsht\u00eb kjo fjal\u00eb \u201ckurva\u201d. Fol\u00eb shqip: Prostitutat. Kam nj\u00eb v\u00ebrejte: Pse t\u00eb flasim p\u00ebr bordellot e Parisit, kur Tirana nuk ka asnj\u00eb p\u00ebr be?!<br \/>\n-Je n\u00eb metro, mo dhaskal?! Vet\u00ebm n\u00eb Bllok, un\u00eb di 3 bordello.- Foli djaloshi, q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe nipi im.-Ka prostituta nga Moldavia, Rusia, Kenia, Italia a Franca. Ka edhe studente albaneze. Me djers\u00ebn e ballit nxjerrin ndonj\u00eb koqe leku. S\u00eb pari. Punohet me telefon.\u2026Alo\u2026dhe t\u00eb del menazheri I kurvave\u2026\u00c7far\u00eb malli doni? T\u00eb huaj apo vendi? Nga vendet e lindjes apo nga per\u00ebndimi? Mbi apo n\u00ebn 20 vje\u00e7are?!&#8230;Ok. Ku jeni?&#8230;P\u00ebr 30 minuta vjen taksia me vajzat&#8230;.S\u00eb dyti. Ka disa lokale. N\u00eb dukje kafen\u00eb. N\u00ebn rrogos ka prostituta. N\u00eb se u pret kandari, pas k\u00ebrnackave, hedhim ndonj\u00eb lek. \u00c7mimi p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb nj\u00eb her\u00eb Amerik\u00ebn si pensionist, luhatet nga 50 dollar\u00eb deri n\u00eb 200 dollar\u00eb. \u00c7mimi \u00ebsht\u00eb derivate I mosh\u00ebs. I sh\u00ebrbimeve q\u00eb k\u00ebrkon: Thjesht seks. Seks oral. Sekse mes cicave. Sekse nj\u00eb hap para-dy hapa mbrapa. Koh\u00ebzgjatja\u2026<br \/>\n-Po luaj nga fiqiri,- foli dhaskali.- Kam lexuar se bordello kishim n\u00eb koh\u00ebn e mbretit. Njera ka q\u00ebn\u00eb aq\u00eb me fam\u00eb, sa ende pas 100 vjet\u00ebve mileti thot\u00eb:\u201d Takohemi tek zogu I zi, n\u00eb kaptin\u00eb t\u00eb rrug\u00ebs s\u00eb Durr\u00ebsit. Kjo q\u00eb thoni ju \u00ebsht\u00eb bordello n\u00eb t\u00eb zez\u00eb. Pse fl\u00eb gjum\u00eb policia me Tahirin n\u00eb ball\u00eb? Po parlamenti pse nuk gatuan ndonj\u00eb ligj, alla \u201d anti duhan\u201d p\u00ebr prostitutat?<br \/>\n-Parlamenti e ka b\u00ebr\u00eb pun\u00ebn,- ngava muhabetin.- Kan\u00eb arrnuar Kodin Penal, duke future k\u00ebt\u00eb nene: T\u00eb d\u00ebnohen me burg prostitutat dhe burrat q\u00eb paguajn\u00eb para p\u00ebr seks jasht\u00eb kuror\u00ebs martesore. Si argumentuan deputet\u00ebt, v\u00ebnien e prangave edhe p\u00ebr burrat pa moral? Fakti u mor nga ekonomia e tregut. Pse ka domate n\u00eb treg,- tha nj\u00eb deputete?- Sepse qytetar\u00ebt blejn\u00eb me para domate. N\u00eb se qytar\u00ebt nuk do t\u00eb blenin, tregu nuk do t\u00eb kishte domate. P\u00ebr llogjik\u00eb. N\u00eb se burrat nuk do derdhnin para p\u00ebr seks t\u00eb ndyr\u00eb, at\u00ebher\u00eb nuk do kishte n\u00eb qarkullim prostituta?! Nj\u00eb deputet, pasi vr\u00ebnjti vetullat, pyeti: \u201c Po me kastravecin \u00e7far\u00eb ndodh?\u201d\u2026 Po t\u00eb jen\u00eb s\u00eb bashku, domatja dhe kastraveci, formula fuksionon&#8230;. Dhe ligji u poq.<br \/>\n-Jo vet\u00ebm u poq,- tha avokati I tavolin\u00ebs,- por policia e qeveris\u00eb socialista, po e v\u00eb n\u00eb jet\u00eb m\u00eb fanatazi. D\u00ebgjoni dhe gjykoni nj\u00eb histori t\u00eb k\u00ebtyre dit\u00ebve Nat\u00eb. Aksion I policis\u00eb Antitrafik. Futen n\u00eb nj\u00eb hotel buz\u00eb autostrad\u00ebs Tiran\u00eb-Durr\u00ebs. Ngjitin nj\u00eb pal\u00eb shkall\u00eb. Shqyejn\u00eb nj\u00eb der\u00eb. Krim: N\u00eb krevat, cip mbi cip nj\u00eb grua 42 vje\u00e7are me nj\u00eb djal\u00eb 29 vje\u00e7. Nga hetimi nuk del: Ishte apo nuk ishte fakti brenda. Arsyetimi I policis\u00eb? Prostitucion . Gruaja kishte p\u00ebrdorur zogun me para. T\u00eb dy n\u00eb praga. Po pronari? N\u00eb procesverbal shkruhet: Nuk dinte gj\u00eb. Brenda rrjetit u zbulua edhe nj\u00eb djal\u00eb. Ai luante rolin e kodoshit: Gjente vajza! ( Lajmi I plot\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb botuar n\u00eb gazet\u00ebn \u201cPanorama\u201d. Faqe 13. Data 22 n\u00ebntor.)<br \/>\n-Po nga blloku kur do kemi vizita t\u00eb policis\u00eb?<br \/>\n-Policia,- Mitro xhani, &#8211; zbaton nj\u00eb treori t\u00eb Mao Ce Dunit: \u201cFshati rrethon qytetin\u201d. Morali: N\u00eb fillim \u201ckrihen\u201d kurvat e periferis\u00eb\u2026Minibashkit\u00eb. N\u00eb fund blloku?!<br \/>\nU ndam\u00eb me miqt\u00eb. Mbeta me nipin. I thash\u00eb:\u201d Si ishte ai muhabeti I klubeve t\u00eb seksit? Un\u00eb vi me dy kushte. S\u00eb pari t\u00eb mbaj syze dielli. S\u00eb dyti t\u00eb lidh nj\u00eb shami n\u00eb kok\u00eb. Tip klandestini\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nHip\u00ebm n\u00eb makin\u00eb\u2026U hap dera. Dy bodigard\u00eb na \u201csh\u00ebtit\u00ebn duart\u201d n\u00ebp\u00ebr trup. Futemi brenda. Bir o Mina! Nja pesa gjasht\u00eb \u00e7upa vet\u00ebm me tanga, b\u00ebnin striptiz\u00ebm. Kishin ardhur edhe tre mysafire nga Belgjika. Tjet\u00ebr mall. M\u00eb I fis\u00ebm\u2026<br \/>\nZum\u00eb vend n\u00eb tavolin\u00eb. Mor\u00ebm B52. Pas pak, dy llakuriq\u00ebse, pa I ftuar, u ul\u00ebn n\u00eb karriket bosh. Ishte munges\u00eb takti ti p\u00ebrzinim\u2026Kaq p\u00ebr sot, se e zgjat\u00ebm dhe e b\u00ebm\u00eb t\u00ebrkuz\u00eb\u2026<br \/>\nSh\u00ebnim: \u00cbsht\u00eb lokal I njohur. Me li\u00e7enc\u00eb\u2026Kush nuk beson n\u00eb haberin tim, le t\u00eb kujtoj\u00eb se n\u00eb nj\u00eb lokal t\u00eb till\u00eb, Kostandin Xhuvani zbrazi kat\u00ebr her\u00eb koburen?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Dit\u00ebn e diel, u b\u00ebm\u00eb bashk\u00eb: tre pensionist\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb djal\u00eb. K\u00ebrnacka. Raki. Habere. Muhabetin e hapa un\u00eb: -Do tregoj nj\u00eb b\u00ebm\u00eb nga Parisi\u2026Jan\u00eb ulur n\u00eb kafe\u201d Rosant\u201d dy burra. Njeri ka bordello. Tjetri gazetar. Bisesmeni:- Bordello m\u00eb del me humbje. Nj\u00eb vit m\u00eb par\u00eb nd\u00ebrrova kolltuqet. M\u00eb keq bilanci. Bleva perde t\u00eb kuqe. 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