{"id":6507,"date":"2014-11-22T21:36:53","date_gmt":"2014-11-22T20:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6507"},"modified":"2014-11-22T21:37:42","modified_gmt":"2014-11-22T20:37:42","slug":"6507","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/6507\/","title":{"rendered":"GODAS VETEN SI MURGJIT E MESJET\u00cbS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pranver\u00eb \u201996. N\u00eb at\u00eb pranver\u00eb b\u00ebh\u00ebshin aktive e PD-s\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr rrethe. Ministri i Bujq\u00ebsis\u00eb, Hasan Halili, ishte i deleguar n\u00eb Patos, ku un\u00eb isha deputet. Hasani, q\u00eb kishte edhe hallin e bujq\u00ebsis\u00eb, u nis q\u00eb pa gdhir\u00eb mir\u00eb. Un\u00eb e mora piano-piano! Isha i sigurt\u00eb p\u00ebr dajakun q\u00eb do t\u00eb haja n\u00eb Patos! Bile n\u00eb t\u00eb hyr\u00eb t\u00eb Fierit i thash shoferit t\u2019i v\u00ebm\u00eb nj\u00eb shtres\u00eb stomakut Kur je i ngopur amortizohet edhe dajaku.<br \/>\nN\u00eb hy<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">rje t\u00eb Fierit, u fut\u00ebm n\u00eb nj\u00eb lokalin buz\u00eb rrug\u00ebs. N\u00eb momentin q\u00eb u ul\u00ebm n\u00eb tavolin\u00eb, n\u00eb rrjesht para meje dy kamarier\u00eb, banakieri dhe guzhinieri. Nuk e u humba toruan sepse t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn sken\u00eb e kisha par\u00eb p\u00ebr dy jav\u00eb rrjesht kur isha n\u00eb Kin\u00eb, si pjes\u00eb e delegacionit me Presidentin Berisha n\u00eb ball\u00eb! Fjal\u00ebn e mori banakieri, q\u00eb si duket ishte edhe pronari.<br \/>\nBanakieri:- Zoti Blerim! \u00cbsht\u00eb nder i madh q\u00eb preferuat t\u00eb hani n\u00eb restorantin ton\u00eb!<br \/>\nUn\u00eb:- Nuk jam Blerimi, dmth Kryetari i Kontrollit t\u00eb Shtetit!<br \/>\nBanakieri:- E po v\u00ebllez\u00ebr, q\u00eb t\u00eb ngjajn\u00eb si dy pika uj\u00eb, vet\u00ebm n\u00eb p\u00ebrralla kemi d\u00ebgjuar!<br \/>\nShoferi im:- Un\u00eb kam nj\u00eb pes\u00ebvje\u00e7ar q\u00eb punoj me familjen \u00c7ela dhe nuk i dalloj!<br \/>\nEkipi nisi nga gatimet. Un\u00eb dialog me shoferin!&#8230;Pse e fut veten n\u00eb s\u00ebk\u00eblldi! &#8230;Ne ham\u00eb p\u00ebr qejfin ton\u00eb. Ata na sh\u00ebrbejn\u00eb p\u00ebr qejfin e tyre!&#8230; Kur tavolina u mbush, mbriti ministri!<br \/>\n-Mund t\u00eb ulem edhe un\u00eb zoti \u00c7ela!&#8230;<br \/>\nNd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb d\u00ebgjova kamarierin q\u00eb i p\u00ebshp\u00ebriste banakierit: T\u00eb thash\u00eb q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb v\u00ebllai!&#8230;Ky zotnia \u00ebsht\u00eb miku juaj,- pyeti banakieri duke mos e njohur ministrin?&#8230; Miku i mikut \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe miku im!&#8230;<br \/>\nKur erdhi momenti m\u00eb i bukur i drek\u00ebs, e nxora ministrin tek dera dhe u ktheva me dor\u00ebn n\u00eb protofol&#8230;Pas nj\u00eb beteje t\u00eb ashp\u00ebr, fitoi banakieri: Nuk m\u00eb la t\u00eb paguaj!&#8230;<br \/>\n-E kam nj\u00eb hall, m\u00eb tha! Por nj\u00eb her\u00eb tjet\u00ebr ta them&#8230; dhe shum\u00eb t\u00eb fala burazerit!<br \/>\nMbrit\u00ebm n\u00eb Patos. Salla e Albpetrolit mbushur me demokrat\u00eb. Mbledhjen e drejtonte i deleguari. Un\u00eb n\u00eb krah. Pas adetit, filluan t\u00eb vijn\u00eb pyetjet n\u00eb copa letre. Hasani b\u00ebnte seleksionimin. Njera ishte p\u00ebr mua. Me shum\u00eb delikates\u00eb, ministri ma la n\u00eb p\u00ebll\u00ebmb\u00eb t\u00eb dor\u00ebs. Nisa la lexoj: \u201cZoti deputet! N\u00eb qoft\u00eb se puna jote do t\u00eb vler\u00ebsohej me nota, \u00e7far\u00eb note do t\u00eb merrje zotrote!\u201d<br \/>\n-Hidhu m\u00eb tha Hasani!<br \/>\nMora frym\u00eb thell\u00eb. Prita sa u vendos qet\u00ebsia. Lexova letr\u00ebn me z\u00eb kumbues, fal\u00eb edhe ushqimit t\u00eb zgjedhur.<br \/>\n-Me pun\u00ebn time si deputet nuk meritoj m\u00eb shum\u00eb se not\u00ebn dysh!<br \/>\nN\u00eb fillim salla u mall\u00ebngjye! Nga fundi u ngrit nj\u00eb goxha burr\u00eb me mustaqe! Tha:<br \/>\n-Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb! N\u00eb fillim na solle dy makina me vaj e sheqer! Ke sjell\u00eb disa pajisje p\u00ebr maternitetin,-plot\u00ebsoi kudrin nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr! Po fondet p\u00ebr rrug\u00ebn e fshatit ton\u00eb, a nuk i gjet\u00ebt ju,-shtoi nj\u00eb djal\u00eb&#8230;<br \/>\n-E hodhe lumin pa u lagur,- tha Hasani!&#8230;<br \/>\n-Duhet t\u00eb njoh\u00ebsh psikologjin\u00eb e njer\u00ebzve, zoti Minist\u00ebr! Sovrani nga trojet e Mallakastr\u00ebs, \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i k\u00ebnaqur kur t\u00eb ushqen badjava dhe godet veten, se sa kur paguan dhe shtron kurrizin t\u00eb t\u00eb japi dajak!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pranver\u00eb \u201996. N\u00eb at\u00eb pranver\u00eb b\u00ebh\u00ebshin aktive e PD-s\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr rrethe. Ministri i Bujq\u00ebsis\u00eb, Hasan Halili, ishte i deleguar n\u00eb Patos, ku un\u00eb isha deputet. Hasani, q\u00eb kishte edhe hallin e bujq\u00ebsis\u00eb, u nis q\u00eb pa gdhir\u00eb mir\u00eb. Un\u00eb e mora piano-piano! Isha i sigurt\u00eb p\u00ebr dajakun q\u00eb do t\u00eb haja n\u00eb Patos! 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