M\u00eb shum\u00eb se sekrete, le t\u2019i quajm\u00eb \u00abg\u00ebnjeshtra t\u00eb lehta\u00bb, sepse nuk jan\u00eb nga ato q\u00eb mund t\u00eb prishin nj\u00eb lidhje, jan\u00eb thjesht gj\u00ebra q\u00eb ata evitojn\u00eb t\u2019i p\u00ebrmendin, q\u00eb t\u2019u bien vesh\u00ebt rehat\u2026<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb mbr\u00ebmje tipike mes dy t\u00eb fejuarve: Ajo, elegante, me nj\u00eb pal\u00eb xhinse dhe nj\u00eb bluz\u00eb m\u00ebndafshi, me k\u00ebpuc\u00eb balerina n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb rreth n\u00eb kok\u00eb, pyet t\u00eb dashurin: \u00abI dashur, si dukem?\u00bb. Dhe ai: \u00abShum\u00eb bukur\u00bb, megjith\u00ebse brenda vetes mendon tjet\u00ebr gj\u00eb, pasi balerinat nuk i p\u00eblqejn\u00eb fare dhe ai rrethi n\u00eb kok\u00eb, i kujton maman\u00eb. Por, ai nuk do t\u2019jua thot\u00eb kurr\u00eb, p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos ju m\u00ebrzitur, ose p\u00ebr t\u00eb evituar nj\u00eb diskutim t\u00eb kot\u00eb. Pra, ka gj\u00ebra q\u00eb burrat i mendojn\u00eb, por nuk i thon\u00eb, edhe sikur t\u2019i torturosh. Sekrete? Jo tamam, m\u00eb shum\u00eb jan\u00eb mendime dhe vler\u00ebsime q\u00eb i mbajn\u00eb p\u00ebr vete, por q\u00eb jan\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrbashk\u00ebta p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb ata. Ja, 9 prej tyre!<\/p>\n
1. I shohin grat\u00eb e tjera (dhe i hapin syt\u00eb mir\u00eb)
\nKur kalon pran\u00eb jush ndonj\u00eb vajz\u00eb e bukur, ai rrotullohet 180 grad\u00eb dhe e ndjek me sy. Mbase nuk e kthen kok\u00ebn, por syt\u00eb ama i rrotullon. Kjo b\u00ebn pjes\u00eb n\u00eb natyr\u00ebn e meshkujve, \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb gj\u00eb q\u00eb ata nuk e kan\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb. P\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb t\u00eb sinqerta, edhe ne grat\u00eb i shohim me d\u00ebshir\u00eb muskujt e David Bekhamit, apo syt\u00eb e bukur t\u00eb Brad Pitit n\u00eb revist\u00eb, por e b\u00ebjm\u00eb m\u00eb me lezet. Pastaj, i kthejm\u00eb syt\u00eb p\u00ebrs\u00ebri nga ai q\u00eb kemi n\u00eb krah dhe kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb ajo q\u00eb ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi…
\n2. Para se gj\u00ebrat t\u00eb b\u00ebhen serioze, ata informohen n\u00eb Facebook
\nTani, t\u00eb \u201cinformohesh\u201d \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb e madhe. Le t\u00eb themi se ne grat\u00eb b\u00ebhemi objekt i fiksimit t\u00eb tyre dhe ata i kthejn\u00eb e rrotullojn\u00eb nga t\u00eb gjitha an\u00ebt profilin dhe fotot tona. Bile, n\u00ebse do t\u2019i pyesnim se \u201cSi isha veshur n\u00eb fest\u00ebn e karnavaleve para 3 vjet\u00ebsh?\u201d, ata do t\u00eb dinin t\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigjeshin: \u201cSi nj\u00eb dam\u00eb e viteve \u2018800 me buz\u00ebkuq t\u00eb kuq flak\u00eb!\u201d.
\n3. Jan\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebnaqur kur ne dalim me shoqet tona
\n\u201cSot do t\u00eb dal me nj\u00eb shoqe, t\u00eb vjen keq?\u201d. \u201cSa keq!\u201d, ta kthen ai me syt\u00eb e nj\u00eb k\u00eblyshi t\u00eb rrahur. \u201cDo t\u00eb rri n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi me ty?\u201d, \u201cJo, jo, ik, nuk do t\u00eb ta k\u00ebrkoja kurr\u00eb di\u00e7ka t\u00eb till\u00eb\u201d. K\u00ebshtu, ai do t\u00eb jet\u00eb i lir\u00eb t\u00eb pij\u00eb birr\u00eb, t\u00eb luaj\u00eb me vidoloj\u00ebra dhe t\u00eb shoh\u00eb filma t\u00eb vjet\u00ebr aksioni, q\u00eb nuk i sheh dot kur jemi ne n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi. Si rezultat, q\u00eb t\u00eb dy do t\u00eb jemi m\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebnaqur larg tjetrit dhe pastaj, edhe m\u00eb shum\u00eb, kur t\u00eb ritakohemi m\u00eb von\u00eb.
\n4. Urrejn\u00eb shk\u00eblqyesin e buz\u00ebve tona dhe balerinat
\nNe e adhurojm\u00eb, sepse i mban buz\u00ebt e buta dhe t\u00eb fryra, por ai, edhe pasi na ka puthur para nj\u00eb ore, ende i duket sikur e ka shk\u00eblqyesin n\u00eb buz\u00eb dhe t\u00eb gjith\u00eb po e shohin. Nd\u00ebrsa balerinat jan\u00eb shpallur si \u201ck\u00ebpuc\u00ebt q\u00eb vrasin libidon\u201d, nga meshkujt. Kush e di se pse… Ato jan\u00eb kaq t\u00eb rehatshme!
\n5. E kuptojn\u00eb menj\u00ebher\u00eb kur burrat e tjer\u00eb na fusin n\u00eb \u201cradarin\u201d e tyre
\nDuke njohur armikun dhe metodat e \u201cgjuajtjes\u201d, ata i dallojn\u00eb menj\u00ebher\u00eb shikimet e vjedhura dhe epshore t\u00eb burrave t\u00eb tjer\u00eb mbi ne. Kjo b\u00ebn t\u00eb ndizet tek ata shk\u00ebndija e xhelozis\u00eb dhe zot\u00ebrimit, q\u00eb i b\u00ebn t\u00eb reagojn\u00eb, duke na shtr\u00ebnguar fort pas vetes. Pas pes\u00eb minutash, kur gjith\u00e7ka \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00ebn kontroll, ata ndjejn\u00eb n\u00eb vetvete nj\u00eb grim\u00eb k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsie q\u00eb kan\u00eb n\u00eb krah nj\u00eb grua kaq josh\u00ebse: \u201cPor, ajo \u00ebsht\u00eb imja!\u201d.
\n6. Shohin ende filmat porno
\nMegjith\u00ebse jan\u00eb t\u00eb lidhur me ne… Jo shpesh, por e b\u00ebjn\u00eb, kur jan\u00eb vet\u00ebm. P\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb v\u00ebrtet t\u00eb lumtur, do t\u00eb donin t\u2019i shihnin me ne…
\n7. Ishin nervoz\u00eb her\u00ebn e par\u00eb kur b\u00ebn\u00eb dashuri me ne
\nSigurisht, p\u00ebr ta nuk ka qen\u00eb hera e par\u00eb, por mbase ishte hera e par\u00eb… serioze. K\u00ebshtu pra, ata ishin t\u00eb stresuar dhe t\u00eb p\u00ebrqendruar p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos b\u00ebr\u00eb figur\u00eb t\u00eb keqe. \u201cMos b\u00ebj zhurma t\u00eb \u00e7uditshme, mos ejakulo shum\u00eb shpejt, rri lart…\u201d, me nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb, m\u00eb shum\u00eb nj\u00eb dialog me organin e tyre, sesa me ne!
\n8. U p\u00eblqen kur flasim p\u00ebr argumente serioze
\nAta duken t\u00eb larg\u00ebt dhe t\u00eb painteresuar kur ne flasim p\u00ebr martes\u00eb, bashk\u00ebjetes\u00eb, f\u00ebmij\u00eb, etj., por n\u00eb realitet ndjehen t\u00eb lumtur q\u00eb flasim p\u00ebr k\u00ebto gj\u00ebra me ta (t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn ata q\u00eb e kan\u00eb seriozisht), sepse i b\u00ebn t\u00eb ndjehen t\u00eb sigurt\u00eb n\u00eb faktin se ata \u201cjan\u00eb duke u pjekur\u201d dhe ne jemi gruaja q\u00eb u duhet.
\n9. Nganj\u00ebher\u00eb nuk kan\u00eb d\u00ebshir\u00eb
\nPo, edhe atyre u ndodh. Duket e \u00e7uditshme, megjithat\u00eb ata nuk jan\u00eb makina seksi, si\u00e7 p\u00ebrshkruhen n\u00ebp\u00ebr filma. Stresi, problemet n\u00eb pun\u00eb e lodhja mund t\u00eb ndikojn\u00eb edhe n\u00eb epshin e tyre, madje m\u00eb shpesh sesa mendohet. Mbase do t\u00eb jet\u00eb ai q\u00eb do t\u00eb thot\u00eb her\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr se i dhemb koka!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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