Muaji i mjaltit
\nNj\u00eb \u00e7ift q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb udh\u00ebtimin e muajit t\u00eb mjaltit, futet n\u00eb hollin e nj\u00eb hoteli luksi, kur, papritur nj\u00eb bionde shum\u00eb seksi i afrohet burrit, i buz\u00ebqesh \u00ebmb\u00eblsisht, e p\u00ebrqafon me shum\u00eb dashuri, e puth me pasion dhe ik\u00ebn duke u tundur\u2026 Heshtje varri. Pas k\u00ebsaj, bashk\u00ebshortja pyet me inat:
\n– Kush ishte ajo shtriga?
\nAi: – Qet\u00ebsohu e dashur! Imagjino sa t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb do ta kem t\u2019ia shpjegoj asaj se kush je ti\u2026<\/p>\n
V\u00ebllai i madh
\nDy f\u00ebmij\u00eb luajn\u00eb n\u00eb bor\u00eb me nj\u00eb slit\u00eb. Mamaja i sheh dhe i drejtohet djalit t\u00eb madh:
\n– D\u00ebgjo shpirti, nuk duhet t\u00eb luash vet\u00ebm ti. B\u00ebjeni me radh\u00eb, nj\u00ebher\u00eb nj\u00ebri, nj\u00ebher\u00eb tjetri\u2026
\n– At\u00eb po b\u00ebjm\u00eb! – Shpjegon djali. – Un\u00eb e p\u00ebrdor p\u00ebr t\u00eb zbritur, kurse ai p\u00ebr t\u2019u ngjitur\u2026<\/p>\n
Peshkatari
\nNj\u00eb t\u00eb diel n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes, Agimi shikon shokun e tij, Jetmirin, ulur pran\u00eb shkall\u00ebve. Duke e ditur se ai ishte i apasionuar pas peshkimit, e pyet me habi:
\n– Jetmir, si ka mund\u00ebsi q\u00eb nuk ke shkuar p\u00ebr peshk sot?
\n– Sepse jam i sigurt\u00eb q\u00eb nuk kisha p\u00ebr t\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb kok\u00ebrr peshku!
\n– Ou?! E nga e m\u00ebsove k\u00ebt\u00eb?
\n– Sapo lexova horoskopin q\u00eb thoshte se sot, do t\u00eb ishte dit\u00eb me fat p\u00ebr peshqit…<\/p>\n
Sa peshon?
\nBeni: – Mami, sa peshon bilbilushi im?
\n– Beni, ti je akoma i vog\u00ebl, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb them se do t\u00eb peshoj\u00eb nja nj\u00ebzet gram\u00eb…
\n– Po ai i babit?
\n– Eh, shum\u00eb mor bir, shum\u00eb… Aq shum\u00eb sa, t\u00eb dy s\u00eb bashku, nuk arrijm\u00eb ta ngrem\u00eb dot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Muaji i mjaltit Nj\u00eb \u00e7ift q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb udh\u00ebtimin e muajit t\u00eb mjaltit, futet n\u00eb hollin e nj\u00eb hoteli luksi, kur, papritur nj\u00eb bionde shum\u00eb seksi i afrohet burrit, i buz\u00ebqesh \u00ebmb\u00eblsisht, e p\u00ebrqafon me shum\u00eb dashuri, e puth me pasion dhe ik\u00ebn duke u tundur\u2026 Heshtje varri. Pas k\u00ebsaj, bashk\u00ebshortja pyet me inat: – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}