{"id":6371,"date":"2014-11-19T09:00:55","date_gmt":"2014-11-19T08:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6371"},"modified":"2014-11-19T00:09:03","modified_gmt":"2014-11-18T23:09:03","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-16\/","title":{"rendered":"TA NISIM DITEN DUKE QESHUR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>N\u00ebpun\u00ebsi <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb n\u00ebpun\u00ebs ministrie, i m\u00ebrzitur me monotonin\u00eb, me k\u00ebmb\u00eb mbi tavolin\u00eb nis t\u00eb lexoj\u00eb gazet\u00ebn, por ora meazallah se ec\u00ebn&#8230; At\u00ebhere, p\u00ebr ta b\u00ebr\u00eb dit\u00ebn m\u00eb me ngjyra, shkon n\u00eb magazin\u00eb dhe nis t\u00eb kontrolloj\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr kuti e sirtare. Gjen nj\u00eb llap\u00eb dhe nis t\u2019i heq\u00eb pluhurin. Si zakonisht, nga llampa del xhindi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Meq\u00eb m\u00eb \u00e7lirove, do t\u00eb t\u00eb plot\u00ebsoj tre d\u00ebshira! &#8211; i thot\u00eb ai n\u00ebpun\u00ebsit.<\/p>\n<p>Menj\u00ebher\u00eb, n\u00ebpun\u00ebsi i k\u00ebrkon: &#8211; Dua nj\u00eb filxhan kafe t\u00eb fort\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>Fap! Shfaqet kafeja.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dua t\u00eb jem n\u00eb nj\u00eb ishull t\u00eb Karaibeve, n\u00eb vil\u00ebn time, me nj\u00eb grua t\u00eb bukur q\u00eb po m\u00eb jep k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fap! Gjendet n\u00eb ishull.<\/p>\n<p>Por, n\u00ebpun\u00ebsi ka edhe nj\u00eb d\u00ebshir\u00eb t\u00eb tret\u00eb: &#8211; D\u00ebshira e fundit q\u00eb kam \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb mos punoj m\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>Fap! E gjen veten s\u00ebrish n\u00eb zyr\u00ebn e ministris\u00eb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Tek okulisti<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ju e keni shikimin shum\u00eb t\u00eb dob\u00ebt! Keni nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr tre pal\u00eb syze&#8230; &#8211; i thot\u00eb okulisti pacientit.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Po pse tre pal\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Po, tre pal\u00eb. Nj\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb nga af\u00ebr, nj\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb larg&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Po pala e tret\u00eb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; P\u00ebr t\u00eb k\u00ebrkuar dy t\u00eb parat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00ebpun\u00ebsi Nj\u00eb n\u00ebpun\u00ebs ministrie, i m\u00ebrzitur me monotonin\u00eb, me k\u00ebmb\u00eb mbi tavolin\u00eb nis t\u00eb lexoj\u00eb gazet\u00ebn, por ora meazallah se ec\u00ebn&#8230; At\u00ebhere, p\u00ebr ta b\u00ebr\u00eb dit\u00ebn m\u00eb me ngjyra, shkon n\u00eb magazin\u00eb dhe nis t\u00eb kontrolloj\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr kuti e sirtare. Gjen nj\u00eb llap\u00eb dhe nis t\u2019i heq\u00eb pluhurin. Si zakonisht, nga llampa del xhindi&#8230; &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6371\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}