{"id":6326,"date":"2014-11-18T09:00:31","date_gmt":"2014-11-18T08:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6326"},"modified":"2014-11-18T12:03:21","modified_gmt":"2014-11-18T11:03:21","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-me-barcaleta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/ta-nisim-diten-me-barcaleta\/","title":{"rendered":"TA NISIM DITEN ME BARCALETA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Dhurata e Krishtlindjes<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>P\u00ebr Krishtlindje, Goni i dhuron se shoqes nj\u00eb hekur p\u00ebr hekurosje. Pasi e p\u00ebrdor, ajo e v\u00eb pran\u00eb telefonit. T\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen, Goni del me t\u00eb dy vesh\u00ebt e djegur dhe nj\u00eb shok, kur e takon, e pyet se \u00e7\u2019e ka gjetur&#8230; Beni i tregon se nj\u00eb dit\u00eb m\u00eb par\u00eb, i kishte telefonuar dikush dhe ai, n\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u00eb kapte telefonin, kishte v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb vesh hekurin e nxeht\u00eb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Aiiiiiiii, &#8211; i vjen keq shokut, po pastaj e pyet: &#8211; Po mir\u00eb, po veshi tjet\u00ebr \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb ka?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Po h\u00eb pra&#8230; Ai idioti, shkoi e m\u00eb telefonoi p\u00ebr s\u00eb dyti!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Seksi i \u00e7uditsh\u00ebm<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb \u00e7ift t\u00eb moshuarish shkojn\u00eb te mjeku. Burri i shpjegon mjekut me ndrojtje: &#8211; Doktor&#8230; e dini \u00e7far\u00eb? Kur b\u00ebj dashuri me gruan, m\u00eb ndodh nj\u00eb gj\u00eb shum\u00eb e \u00e7uditshme&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ashtu? Pa m\u00eb thoni&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Epo&#8230; Nj\u00eb her\u00eb kam shum\u00eb vap\u00eb, kurse her\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr shum\u00eb ftoht\u00eb, pastaj her\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr, prap\u00eb shum\u00eb vap\u00eb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Kjo qenka v\u00ebrtet e \u00e7uditshme&#8230; &#8211; futet n\u00eb mendime mjeku.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Po pra, e \u00e7uditshme fort! &#8211; nd\u00ebrhyn gruaja e inatosur &#8211; E \u00e7\u2019mund t\u2019i ndodh\u00eb tjet\u00ebr kur b\u00ebn dashuri dy her\u00eb n\u00eb vit, nj\u00ebher\u00eb n\u00eb gusht e nj\u00ebher\u00eb p\u00ebr Krishtlindje?!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>N\u00eb burg<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb i burgosur i ankohet rojes:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jam shum\u00eb i m\u00ebrzitur&#8230; pardje, kisha l\u00ebn\u00eb fur\u00e7\u00ebn e dh\u00ebmb\u00ebve mbi krevat dhe ma vodh\u00ebn. Dje, lash\u00eb mbi krevat kreh\u00ebrin dhe ma vodh\u00ebn&#8230; Sot, vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr nj\u00eb \u00e7ast i lash\u00eb \u00e7orapet mbi krevat dhe m\u2019i vodh\u00ebn edhe ato&#8230; E dini se \u00e7far\u00eb dyshimi m\u00eb ka lindur?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jo, \u00e7far\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dyshoj se n\u00eb burg ka hajdut\u00eb&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dhurata e Krishtlindjes P\u00ebr Krishtlindje, Goni i dhuron se shoqes nj\u00eb hekur p\u00ebr hekurosje. Pasi e p\u00ebrdor, ajo e v\u00eb pran\u00eb telefonit. T\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen, Goni del me t\u00eb dy vesh\u00ebt e djegur dhe nj\u00eb shok, kur e takon, e pyet se \u00e7\u2019e ka gjetur&#8230; Beni i tregon se nj\u00eb dit\u00eb m\u00eb par\u00eb, i kishte telefonuar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6326\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}