{"id":6229,"date":"2014-11-16T09:00:55","date_gmt":"2014-11-16T08:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6229"},"modified":"2014-11-16T00:11:14","modified_gmt":"2014-11-15T23:11:14","slug":"barcaletat-e-se-dieles-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/barcaletat-e-se-dieles-4\/","title":{"rendered":"BARCALETAT E SE DIELES"},"content":{"rendered":"

Qeni dhe krokodili<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb qen po b\u00ebnte sh\u00ebtitje buz\u00eb lumit, kur nj\u00eb krokodil, q\u00eb e sheh nga larg, nis t\u00eb tallet me t\u00eb:<\/p>\n

– Si t\u00eb kam, o thes pleshtash!<\/p>\n

– Mir\u00eb, moj \u00e7ant\u00eb e bukur!<\/p>\n

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Kok\u00ebfort\u00ebsia<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb shkon te seksologu sepse ka nj\u00eb problem…<\/p>\n

– Doktor, kur b\u00ebj dashuri\u00a0 me gruan time, do t\u00eb doja shum\u00eb q\u00eb ajo t\u00eb kthehej nga ana tjet\u00ebr, por refuzon vazhdimisht… Si t\u2019ia b\u00ebj?<\/p>\n

– E keni provuar t\u2019ia k\u00ebrkoni me mir\u00ebsjellje?<\/p>\n

– Sigurisht, por ajo as q\u00eb do t\u2019ia dij\u00eb…<\/p>\n

– E keni diskutuar me qet\u00ebsi k\u00ebt\u00eb \u00e7\u00ebshtje?<\/p>\n

– Sigurisht, doktor, por ajo nuk l\u00ebshon pe…<\/p>\n

– Epo at\u00ebhere, \u00e7\u2019kam \u00e7\u2019t\u2019ju them… S\u2019ju mbetet gj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr ve\u00e7se t\u00eb dor\u00ebzoheni…<\/p>\n

– Gjynah! Do t\u00eb kisha dashur shum\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebnim f\u00ebmij\u00eb…<\/p>\n

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Xhelozia<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

– Anxhela, kur do t\u00eb vendos\u00ebsh t\u00eb mos b\u00ebhesh m\u00eb xheloze?<\/p>\n

– Kur t\u00eb fillosh t\u00eb m\u00eb th\u00ebrras\u00ebsh Merita!<\/p>\n

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Memeci<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb djal\u00eb me organ seksual shum\u00eb t\u00eb gjat\u00eb, nuk kishte sukses me femrat sepse ishte memec. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, durimi arriti kulmin dhe ai shkoi te mjeku:<\/p>\n

– Dok…dok…dok…tor! Sa…sa…sa…po hap go…go…goj\u00ebn, vajzaaaat ia ia ia mbathin vra…vra…pit!<\/p>\n

Doktori: – Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb e pariparueshme. Ti je memec sepse e ke penisin shum\u00eb t\u00eb gjat\u00eb. Mjafton ta presim pak dhe do t\u00eb fillosh t\u00eb flas\u00ebsh normalisht.<\/p>\n

U tha, u b\u00eb! Djali nisi t\u00eb fliste mir\u00eb, por \u00ebh\u00eb, prap\u00eb s\u2019kishte sukses me femrat. At\u00ebhere u kthye te mjeku dhe i tha:<\/p>\n

– Doktor, po kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e tmerrshme! Me k\u00ebt\u00eb penis q\u00eb m\u00eb ka ngelur, prap\u00eb nuk kam sukses me femrat. A mund t\u00eb ma b\u00ebni prap\u00eb t\u00eb gjat\u00eb, si\u00e7 e kisha n\u00eb fillim?<\/p>\n

Doktori: – Jo… jo… jo… \u00cbsht\u00eb shu…shu…shum\u00eb vo…von\u00eb!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Qeni dhe krokodili Nj\u00eb qen po b\u00ebnte sh\u00ebtitje buz\u00eb lumit, kur nj\u00eb krokodil, q\u00eb e sheh nga larg, nis t\u00eb tallet me t\u00eb: – Si t\u00eb kam, o thes pleshtash! – Mir\u00eb, moj \u00e7ant\u00eb e bukur!   Kok\u00ebfort\u00ebsia Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb shkon te seksologu sepse ka nj\u00eb problem… – Doktor, kur b\u00ebj dashuri\u00a0 me gruan time, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}