\u201cNj\u00eb lajm i mrekulluesh\u00ebm vjen nga India p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb dashamir\u00ebsit e Zhan Klod Van Dam Sul\u00ebs.
\nAi \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrzgjedhur p\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb pjes\u00eb n\u00eb reality shovv-n \u201cTHE BALLKAN KATNAR OF BOLLYVVOOD\u201d.
\nPas k\u00ebtij lajmi, ai postoi k\u00ebt\u00eb status n\u00eb FB.
\nOshte nji gzim i modh p\u00ebr mu, nuk e kuptoj p\u00ebrse m\u00eb ndodh k\u00ebshtu.
\nArsyja q\u00eb m\u00eb zgjodh\u00ebn osht si rezultati VVC q\u00eb \u00e7ova.
\n1-Kam lind n\u2019Luz at\u00eb dit\u00eb q\u00eb ra Xhemoli n\u2019grop t\u2019g\u00eblqeres.
\n2-Bab\u00ebn tem e kam pas agjent t\u00eb sh\u00ebrbimit t\u00eb mceft\u00eb t\u00eb Luzit.
\n3-Moma ka punu gjith\u00eb jet\u00ebn part tajm si gruja bab\u00ebs.
\n4-Kam nji shpi me 4 kate. 2 t\u2019perfundume n\u20192 karabino + hekrat ia kam lon\u00eb n\u2019tarac\u00eb n\u2019rast se e ngre komshiu ma shum\u00eb se mu.
\n5-Kam 3 lop\u00eb, 2 dele (njona osht gruja ime) dhe 1 gamor Peqini me sistem alarmi.
\n6-Kur shkoj nga Luzi n\u00eb Qerret dhe ma le gamorin fuqia, i boj telefon Presidentit q\u00eb vjen me vrap me I trajse me hime.
\n7-Kur m\u2019pjell lopa, mor n\u2019tel ministrin e sh\u00ebndetsis\u00eb se me mamin\u00eb e katunit kam konflikt interesi se osht dashnorja \u00e7unit xhajes.
\n8-Kam g\u00ebrthit (skrim) nja 4 her n\u2019dush se m\u2019ka hik ujti ngroft\u00eb dhe pri asaj dite m\u00eb thirrin \u201cMajkell Xheksoni shqiptar\u201d.
\n9-Jam I vetmi n\u2019Ballkan q\u00eb shes fiq cing\u00ebll me prov\u00eb. Deri tashi kam shit 500.000 ka\u00e7ile me fiq n\u00ebp\u00ebr gjith bot\u00ebn. Me i fjal\u00eb, “fikun” tim kush s\u2019e ka hong\u00ebr.
\nAnej ka barku javes do i nis dhe i klip q\u00eb ma ka premtu Gimi Sures Llon\u2019t Tares se ai o i vetmi q\u00eb ka hajfon n\u2019katun. Kismet, se ka qen\u00eb i zon\u00eb se ka 12 dit\u00eb pa nalu tu fol n\u2019telefon me dashnoren, se e ka me ofert\u00eb.
\nShpresoj mos ta zej\u00eb kanceri se na le batall.
\nDo i p\u00ebrfaqsoj me dinjitet t\u2019gjith shqiptar\u00ebt e Indis\u00eb, si me qen\u00eb ju vet\u00eb atje.
\nMos e kini parasysh p\u00ebr asigjo.
\nUISH MI LLAK.\u201d
\nNuk \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebshtir\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb kuptuar se gjith\u00eb sa lexuat m\u00eb lart \u00ebsht\u00eb ironia e radh\u00ebs e aktorit me k\u00ebng\u00ebtaren Bleona Qereti, e cila aktualisht \u00ebsht\u00eb pjes\u00eb e reality shout \u201cEuros of Hollyvvood\u201d n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb. Askush nuk e di se si ka nisur kjo \u201cluft\u00eb\u201d mes tyre, por ajo q\u00eb dihet \u00ebsht\u00eb se t\u00eb dy personazhet e sken\u00ebs, jan\u00eb p\u00ebrfshir\u00eb s\u00eb fundmi n\u00eb nj\u00eb loj\u00eb \u201chidh e prit\u201d, q\u00eb nuk dihet se kur do t\u00eb mbaroj\u00eb, ndaj t\u00eb papritura na presin…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u201cNj\u00eb lajm i mrekulluesh\u00ebm vjen nga India p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb dashamir\u00ebsit e Zhan Klod Van Dam Sul\u00ebs. Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrzgjedhur p\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb pjes\u00eb n\u00eb reality shovv-n \u201cTHE BALLKAN KATNAR OF BOLLYVVOOD\u201d. Pas k\u00ebtij lajmi, ai postoi k\u00ebt\u00eb status n\u00eb FB. Oshte nji gzim i modh p\u00ebr mu, nuk e kuptoj p\u00ebrse m\u00eb ndodh k\u00ebshtu. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6199,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[544],"class_list":["post-6198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-van-dam-sula"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6198\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}