{"id":6174,"date":"2014-11-15T08:00:16","date_gmt":"2014-11-15T07:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6174"},"modified":"2014-11-14T17:13:15","modified_gmt":"2014-11-14T16:13:15","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-14\/","title":{"rendered":"TA NISIM DITEN DUKE QESHUR"},"content":{"rendered":"

Horoskopi humoristik<\/strong>
\nPuna: Yjet t\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshin
\nMiq\u00ebsia: Yjet t\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshin
\nParat\u00eb: Yjet t\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshin
\nSeksi: Yjet mbajn\u00eb brinj\u00ebt nga t\u00eb qeshurat<\/p>\n

Banania<\/strong>
\nDuke kaluar p\u00ebrgjat\u00eb nj\u00eb trotuari, bjondia shikon nj\u00eb l\u00ebkur\u00eb bananeje hedhur p\u00ebrtok\u00eb dhe thot\u00eb: – Oh, mos! Prap\u00eb do t\u00eb rr\u00ebshqas sot!<\/p>\n

Gruaja e dyt\u00eb<\/strong>
\nNj\u00eb grua, q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb shtratin e vdekjes, e k\u00ebshillon t\u00eb shoqin t\u00eb martohet menj\u00ebher\u00eb pas vdekjes s\u00eb saj.
\n– Si t\u00eb duash ti… – i thot\u00eb ai.
\n– Sille n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi gruan t\u00ebnde t\u00eb dyt\u00eb dhe jepi bizhuterit\u00eb e mia.
\n– Po, e dashur…
\n– Mund t\u2019i jap\u00ebsh edhe makin\u00ebn time…
\n– Sigurisht, e dashur…
\n– Edhe dyqanin tim, jepja asaj…
\n– Po, si t\u00eb duash ti…
\n– Gjithashtu, edhe rrobat e mia…
\n– Oh, jo! Ato nuk i b\u00ebjn\u00eb… Ti e ke mas\u00ebn 50, kurse ajo, 45!<\/p>\n

Te dentisti<\/strong>
\nDentisti: – Duhet t\u2019jua heq dh\u00ebmbin!
\n– Dhemb shum\u00eb? – trembet pacienti.
\n– Oh, jo… Nganj\u00ebher\u00eb m\u00eb kap nj\u00eb ng\u00ebr\u00e7 n\u00eb krah, por zakonisht, nuk m\u00eb shkakton dhimbje.<\/p>\n

Polic\u00ebt<\/strong>
\nDy polic\u00eb nisin t\u00eb grinden n\u00ebse pema q\u00eb kan\u00eb p\u00ebrball\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb mashkull apo fem\u00ebr. Meq\u00eb s\u00eb bashku nuk i japin dot drejtim, pyesin nj\u00eb druvar.
\n– Sipas teje, kjo pema \u00ebsht\u00eb mashkull apo fem\u00ebr?
\n– Po ja, – thot\u00eb druvari, – pa i q\u00ebndroni n\u00eb t\u00eb dyja an\u00ebt trungut q\u00eb t\u2019ju shoh!
\nPolic\u00ebt q\u00ebndrojn\u00eb nj\u00ebri nga nj\u00ebra an\u00eb dhe tjetri, nga tjetra.
\n– Epo, tani \u00ebsht\u00eb e qart\u00eb… meqen\u00ebse i paska dy koqe anash, patjet\u00ebr q\u00eb mashkull \u00ebsht\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Provimi<\/strong>
\nN\u00eb nj\u00eb universitet, kishin provim n\u00eb l\u00ebnd\u00ebn e fizik\u00ebs. Komisioni pyet studentin e par\u00eb:
\n– Jemi n\u00eb nj\u00eb tren q\u00eb ec\u00ebn me shpejt\u00ebsi 100 km n\u00eb or\u00eb dhe b\u00ebn shum\u00eb vap\u00eb. \u00c7far\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb?
\n– Hapim dritaren dhe fryn er\u00eb! – p\u00ebrgjigjet studenti.
\n– Me \u00e7far\u00eb shpejt\u00ebsie futet era n\u00eb vagon? – pyet komisioni.
\n– Nuk e di.
\n– Dil, kat\u00ebr! – i thot\u00eb komisioni.
\nHyn studenti i dyt\u00eb dhe, e nj\u00ebjta gj\u00eb, kat\u00ebr. Hyn studenti i tret\u00eb dhe komisioni b\u00ebn t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn pyetje:
\n– Jemi n\u00eb nj\u00eb tren q\u00eb ec\u00ebn me shpejt\u00ebsi 100 km n\u00eb or\u00eb dhe b\u00ebn shum\u00eb vap\u00eb. \u00c7far\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb?
\n– Heqim k\u00ebmish\u00ebn! – p\u00ebrgjigjet studenti.
\n– Por b\u00ebn shum\u00eb vap\u00eb\u2026 – thot\u00eb komisioni.
\n– Heqim kanatieren! – thot\u00eb studenti.
\n– Po vapa \u00ebsht\u00eb e padurueshme\u2026 – ngul k\u00ebmb\u00eb komisioni.
\n– Heqim pantallonat, mbathjet\u2026 – p\u00ebrgjigjet studenti.
\n– Po n\u00eb vagon ti po udh\u00ebton me nj\u00eb gej dhe, ashtu si\u00e7 je, lakuriq, ai\u2026
\n– Ore, le t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb doj\u00eb geji, un\u00eb dritaren nuk e hap! – p\u00ebrgjigjet studenti.<\/p>\n

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Horoskopi humoristik Puna: Yjet t\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshin Miq\u00ebsia: Yjet t\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshin Parat\u00eb: Yjet t\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshin Seksi: Yjet mbajn\u00eb brinj\u00ebt nga t\u00eb qeshurat Banania Duke kaluar p\u00ebrgjat\u00eb nj\u00eb trotuari, bjondia shikon nj\u00eb l\u00ebkur\u00eb bananeje hedhur p\u00ebrtok\u00eb dhe thot\u00eb: – Oh, mos! Prap\u00eb do t\u00eb rr\u00ebshqas sot! Gruaja e dyt\u00eb Nj\u00eb grua, q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb shtratin e vdekjes, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}