{"id":6141,"date":"2014-11-14T09:00:40","date_gmt":"2014-11-14T08:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6141"},"modified":"2014-11-13T23:46:21","modified_gmt":"2014-11-13T22:46:21","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-13\/","title":{"rendered":"TA NISIM DITEN DUKE QESHUR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Polic\u00ebt dhe helikopteri<br \/>\nDy polic\u00eb mbeten pa goj\u00eb duke par\u00eb nj\u00eb helikopter q\u00eb ka ndaluar n\u00eb aj\u00ebr, pik\u00ebrisht mbi komisariatin e tyre. N\u00eb nj\u00eb moment, vjen komandanti.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00c7\u2019dreqin b\u00ebni nj\u00eb or\u00eb me kok\u00ebn p\u00ebrpjet\u00eb?<br \/>\n&#8211; Epo&#8230; komandant&#8230; na shqet\u00ebsoi prania e helikopterit. Ka nj\u00eb gjys\u00ebm ore q\u00eb q\u00ebndron n\u00eb aj\u00ebr e nuk b\u00ebn as para, as pas&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; O Zot, \u00e7\u2019m\u00eb ka gjetur mua me k\u00ebta! &#8211; acarohet komandanti. &#8211; Po as kaq gj\u00eb nuk arrini ta kuptoni? I \u00ebsht\u00eb mbaruar karburanti, o budallenj!<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb \u00e7ift<br \/>\nAjo: &#8211; I dashur, ne grindemi kot s\u00eb koti&#8230; jemi v\u00ebrtet dy shigjetar\u00eb me brir\u00eb!<br \/>\nAi: &#8211; E dashur, shigjetar\u00ebt nuk kan\u00eb brir\u00eb&#8230;<br \/>\nAjo: &#8211; Mos u shqet\u00ebso, shpirt&#8230; K\u00ebt\u00eb ma l\u00ebr mua n\u00eb dor\u00eb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mes miqsh<br \/>\n&#8211; Ah, mbr\u00ebm\u00eb, nj\u00eb mushkonj\u00eb nuk m\u00eb la t\u00eb flija gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; T\u00eb pickoi?<br \/>\n&#8211; Jo, jo&#8230; g\u00ebrhiste!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Polic\u00ebt dhe helikopteri Dy polic\u00eb mbeten pa goj\u00eb duke par\u00eb nj\u00eb helikopter q\u00eb ka ndaluar n\u00eb aj\u00ebr, pik\u00ebrisht mbi komisariatin e tyre. N\u00eb nj\u00eb moment, vjen komandanti. &#8211; \u00c7\u2019dreqin b\u00ebni nj\u00eb or\u00eb me kok\u00ebn p\u00ebrpjet\u00eb? &#8211; Epo&#8230; komandant&#8230; na shqet\u00ebsoi prania e helikopterit. Ka nj\u00eb gjys\u00ebm ore q\u00eb q\u00ebndron n\u00eb aj\u00ebr e nuk b\u00ebn as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}