{"id":6093,"date":"2014-11-13T09:00:28","date_gmt":"2014-11-13T08:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6093"},"modified":"2014-11-12T21:23:07","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T20:23:07","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-12\/","title":{"rendered":"TA NISIM DITEN DUKE QESHUR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>N\u00eb klas\u00eb<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>M\u00ebsuesi u drejtohet nx\u00ebn\u00ebsve:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; F\u00ebmij\u00eb, tani do t\u00eb merrni detyr\u00ebn e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb. Shkruani: \u201cM\u00ebsuesi im merr 450 mij\u00eb lek n\u00eb muaj. Meqen\u00ebse 250 mij\u00eb i harxhon p\u00ebr familjen, 100 mij\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u arg\u00ebtuar dhe 100 mij\u00eb p\u00ebr dhuratat e gruas, n\u00eb fund t\u00eb muajit, ngelet pa kok\u00ebrr leku n\u00eb xhep. Pyetja \u00ebsht\u00eb: Si i b\u00ebhet p\u00ebr t\u2019i dh\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb dor\u00eb?\u201d. P\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb detyr\u00eb, duhet t\u00eb k\u00ebrkoni ndihm\u00ebn e prind\u00ebrve!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Lakuriq\u00ebt e nat\u00ebs<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tre lakuriq\u00eb nate q\u00ebndronin t\u00eb varur n\u00eb nj\u00eb deg\u00eb, dy me kok\u00eb posht\u00eb dhe nj\u00ebri, me kok\u00eb lart. At\u00ebhere, nj\u00ebri nga ata t\u00eb dy, duke par\u00eb t\u00eb tretin me kok\u00eb lart, i thot\u00eb t\u00eb parit:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ej, shikoje pak at\u00eb budallain! I paska r\u00ebn\u00eb prap\u00eb t\u00eb fik\u00ebt!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Te prifti<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb shkon t\u00eb rr\u00ebfehet te prifti:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; At\u00eb, dje kam vjedhur 20 euro!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Eh&#8230; nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00ebkat shum\u00eb i r\u00ebnd\u00eb. Kur t\u00eb dal\u00ebsh nga kisha, n\u00eb shenj\u00eb pendimi, personit t\u00eb par\u00eb q\u00eb do t\u00eb takosh, duhet t\u2019i jap\u00ebsh 20 euro.<\/p>\n<p>Burri del dhe takon nj\u00eb prostitut\u00eb. &#8211; Merri k\u00ebto 20 euro! &#8211; thot\u00eb ai.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Epo&#8230; &#8211; p\u00ebrgjigjet prostituta&#8230; &#8211; Zakonisht, un\u00eb marr m\u00eb shum\u00eb&#8230; 20 euro nuk mjaftojn\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Po si ka mund\u00ebsi? &#8211; habitet burri &#8211; Prifti m\u00eb tha kaq duhet t\u00eb jepja!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Tjet\u00ebr gj\u00eb puna me priftin&#8230; At\u00eb e kam klient special!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Shoku i ngusht\u00eb&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb bashk\u00ebshorte e re pret n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi nj\u00eb shok t\u00eb ngusht\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb shoqit me t\u00eb cilin, ka nj\u00eb lidhje jasht\u00ebmartesore prej m\u00eb shum\u00eb se nj\u00eb viti. Pasi kan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb dashuri dhe bisedojn\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrqafuar n\u00eb shtrat, bie telefoni. Gruaja p\u00ebrgjigjet:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Oh, posi jo?! Sigurisht&#8230; M\u00eb b\u00ebhet qejfi p\u00ebr ty! Okej, arg\u00ebtohu&#8230; V\u00ebrtet? Sa mir\u00eb! \u00c7ao! \u00c7ao!<\/p>\n<p>Kurioz p\u00ebr bised\u00ebn, dashnori e pyet se me k\u00eb po fliste dhe gruaja i p\u00ebrgjigjet:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ishte im shoq&#8230; M\u00eb tregoi se sa mir\u00eb po ia kalon duke peshkuar me ty&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00eb klas\u00eb M\u00ebsuesi u drejtohet nx\u00ebn\u00ebsve: &#8211; F\u00ebmij\u00eb, tani do t\u00eb merrni detyr\u00ebn e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb. Shkruani: \u201cM\u00ebsuesi im merr 450 mij\u00eb lek n\u00eb muaj. Meqen\u00ebse 250 mij\u00eb i harxhon p\u00ebr familjen, 100 mij\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u arg\u00ebtuar dhe 100 mij\u00eb p\u00ebr dhuratat e gruas, n\u00eb fund t\u00eb muajit, ngelet pa kok\u00ebrr leku n\u00eb xhep. Pyetja \u00ebsht\u00eb: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6093\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}