{"id":6007,"date":"2014-11-12T09:00:29","date_gmt":"2014-11-12T08:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=6007"},"modified":"2014-11-12T00:13:35","modified_gmt":"2014-11-11T23:13:35","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-11\/","title":{"rendered":"TA NISIM DITEN DUKE QESHUR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nj\u00ebkoh\u00ebsisht<br \/>\nBeni pyet t\u00eb atin:<br \/>\n&#8211; Baba, \u00e7\u2019kuptim ka fjala: Nj\u00ebkoh\u00ebsisht?<br \/>\n&#8211; D\u00ebgjo&#8230; un\u00eb nuk kam b\u00ebr\u00eb shkoll\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb, por po p\u00ebrpiqem t\u00eb ta shpjegoj me fjal\u00ebt e mia. Ja p\u00ebr shembull, sa vje\u00e7 je ti?<br \/>\n&#8211; N\u00ebnt\u00eb, babi.<br \/>\n&#8211; At\u00ebhere, duhet ta dish se para dhjet\u00eb vjet\u00ebsh un\u00eb u nisa p\u00ebr n\u00eb Gjermani sepse nisa pun\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb fabrik\u00eb atje dhe nuk u ktheva p\u00ebr tre vjet me radh\u00eb&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh, babi! Po at\u00ebhere ty mami t\u00eb paska tradhtuar!<br \/>\n&#8211; Po, dhe, nj\u00ebkoh\u00ebsisht, ti je nj\u00eb bir kurve!<\/p>\n<p>Loja<br \/>\nTre meksikan\u00eb kan\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb heshtje, kur nj\u00ebri prej tyre, p\u00ebr t\u00eb thyer monotonin\u00eb, thot\u00eb:<br \/>\n&#8211; Amigos&#8230; Un\u00eb di nj\u00eb loj\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb bukur&#8230; Nevojitet nj\u00eb shkop, dy topa dhe nj\u00eb vrim\u00eb&#8230; Un\u00eb po gjej shkopin&#8230;<br \/>\nI dyti: &#8211; Un\u00eb, topat.<br \/>\nI treti: &#8211; Un\u00eb, nuk luaj!<\/p>\n<p>Lajmi<br \/>\nDoktori i drejtohet pacientit t\u00eb shtruar n\u00eb spital:<br \/>\n&#8211; Kam nj\u00eb lajm t\u00eb mir\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb t\u00eb keq; i miri \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb arrita t\u00eb vija n\u00eb koh\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb t\u00eb dh\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb keqin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nj\u00ebkoh\u00ebsisht Beni pyet t\u00eb atin: &#8211; Baba, \u00e7\u2019kuptim ka fjala: Nj\u00ebkoh\u00ebsisht? &#8211; D\u00ebgjo&#8230; un\u00eb nuk kam b\u00ebr\u00eb shkoll\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb, por po p\u00ebrpiqem t\u00eb ta shpjegoj me fjal\u00ebt e mia. Ja p\u00ebr shembull, sa vje\u00e7 je ti? &#8211; N\u00ebnt\u00eb, babi. &#8211; At\u00ebhere, duhet ta dish se para dhjet\u00eb vjet\u00ebsh un\u00eb u nisa p\u00ebr n\u00eb Gjermani [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-6007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6007\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}