{"id":5907,"date":"2014-11-11T09:30:31","date_gmt":"2014-11-11T08:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=5907"},"modified":"2014-11-11T00:18:23","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T23:18:23","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-10\/","title":{"rendered":"TA NISIM DITEN DUKE QESHUR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Vjehrra<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sot n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes, m\u00eb ra zilja e der\u00ebs. Kur e hapa, pash\u00eb q\u00eb ishte vjehrra ime. M\u00eb pyeti:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; A mund t\u00eb q\u00ebndroj k\u00ebtu p\u00ebr ca dit\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Posi jo! &#8211; iu p\u00ebrgjigja dhe mbylla der\u00ebn.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Tradhtia<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tri shoqe u ul\u00ebn n\u00eb kafe dhe nis\u00ebn t\u00eb bisedonin.<\/p>\n<p>E para: &#8211; Im shoq m\u00eb tradhton! Tashm\u00eb, jam e sigurt\u00eb! Gjeta te makina e tij nj\u00eb pal\u00eb mbathje q\u00eb nuk jan\u00eb t\u00eb miat!<\/p>\n<p>E dyta: &#8211; Ah, kjo m\u00eb qet\u00ebson disi&#8230; sepse edhe im shoq m\u00eb tradhton. Gjeta nj\u00eb prezervativ n\u00eb portofolin e tij, por ia mora hakun, se e shpova me nj\u00eb age dhe ia futa prap\u00eb n\u00eb portofol.<\/p>\n<p>E treta nuk thot\u00eb asgj\u00eb dhe&#8230; i bie t\u00eb fik\u00ebt!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Bjondja <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb bjode bukuroshe, i thot\u00eb shoqes s\u00eb saj:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Doktori e sh\u00ebroi frik\u00ebn time nga seksi&#8230; Tani, jam un\u00eb ajo q\u00eb i k\u00ebrkoj 100 euro p\u00ebr \u00e7do vizit\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Pyetje<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>P\u00ebrse n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb Klinton, pantallonat i mban Hilari?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sepse Billi i ka gjithmon\u00eb t\u00eb ulura&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vjehrra Sot n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes, m\u00eb ra zilja e der\u00ebs. Kur e hapa, pash\u00eb q\u00eb ishte vjehrra ime. M\u00eb pyeti: &#8211; A mund t\u00eb q\u00ebndroj k\u00ebtu p\u00ebr ca dit\u00eb? &#8211; Posi jo! &#8211; iu p\u00ebrgjigja dhe mbylla der\u00ebn. &nbsp; Tradhtia Tri shoqe u ul\u00ebn n\u00eb kafe dhe nis\u00ebn t\u00eb bisedonin. E para: &#8211; Im shoq m\u00eb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-5907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5907\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}