Indiani
\nNj\u00eb indian shkon n\u00eb nj\u00eb zyr\u00eb dhe i thot\u00eb n\u00ebpun\u00ebsit:
\n– Mir\u00ebdita. M\u00eb quajn\u00eb Kali i Madh i Hekurt q\u00eb duke shfryr\u00eb ec\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb rrug\u00eb t\u00eb hekurt, t\u00eb shtrir\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb step\u00eb pafund… Kam ardhur k\u00ebtu sepse vendosa t\u00eb ndryshoj em\u00ebr!
\n– V\u00ebrtet? E si doni t\u2019ju quajn\u00eb, tani e tutje?
\n– Tren!<\/p>\n
Te mjeku
\n– Zonjush\u00eb, zhvishuni plot\u00ebsisht!
\n– T\u00eb zhvishem? Por kolegu juaj, para pes\u00eb minutash, m\u00eb tha se gjith\u00e7ka ishte perfekte tek un\u00eb!
\n– Edhe un\u00eb k\u00ebshtu mendoj, ndaj dua q\u00eb t\u00eb zhvisheni…<\/p>\n
P\u00ebrvjetori i martes\u00ebs
\nDit\u00ebn e p\u00ebrvjetorit t\u00eb martes\u00ebs, nj\u00eb inxhinier i b\u00ebn surpriz\u00eb s\u00eb shoqes nj\u00eb dark\u00eb n\u00eb restorantin m\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb n\u00eb qytet, q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb edhe klub nate. Gruaja \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb e k\u00ebnaqur, deri n\u00eb momentin kur, sapo futen brenda, pronari e p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndet shum\u00eb miq\u00ebsisht burrin:
\n– P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje inxhinier! Si jeni? P\u00ebr ju, kemi tavolin\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb!
\nGruaja: – I dashur, m\u00eb duket sikur ju t\u00eb dy njiheni…
\n– Oh, jo, e dashur, gabohesh…
\nGjat\u00eb zhveshjes, striptistja i drejtohet publikut: \u201cPo sutjenat, kujt t\u2019ia japim?\u201d dhe t\u00eb gjith\u00eb b\u00ebrtasin nj\u00ebz\u00ebri: \u201cInxhinierit! Inxhinierit!\u201d. Pak m\u00eb von\u00eb: \u201cPo mbathjet, kujt t\u2019ia japim?\u201d dhe t\u00eb gjith\u00eb: \u201cInxhinierit! Inxhinierit!\u201d.
\nAt\u00ebhere, gruaja nuk mban m\u00eb dhe b\u00ebrtet: – Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e padurueshme! T\u00eb gjith\u00eb t\u00eb njohin dhe kjo do t\u00eb thot\u00eb se ti vjen k\u00ebtu p\u00ebrnat\u00eb. Mjaft m\u00eb! Dua t\u00eb shkojm\u00eb n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi!
\nBurri pranon, dalin dhe marrin taksi e, nd\u00ebrsa gruaja vazhdon ta shaj\u00eb para e mbrapa, taksisti kthehet nga burri dhe i thot\u00eb:
\n– Ah, more inxhinier! Kemi marr\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb me vete prostituta, po kjo sonte qenka bish\u00eb fare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Indiani Nj\u00eb indian shkon n\u00eb nj\u00eb zyr\u00eb dhe i thot\u00eb n\u00ebpun\u00ebsit: – Mir\u00ebdita. M\u00eb quajn\u00eb Kali i Madh i Hekurt q\u00eb duke shfryr\u00eb ec\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb rrug\u00eb t\u00eb hekurt, t\u00eb shtrir\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb step\u00eb pafund… Kam ardhur k\u00ebtu sepse vendosa t\u00eb ndryshoj em\u00ebr! – V\u00ebrtet? E si doni t\u2019ju quajn\u00eb, tani e tutje? – Tren! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-5859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5859\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}