{"id":5798,"date":"2014-11-09T12:49:52","date_gmt":"2014-11-09T11:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=5798"},"modified":"2014-11-09T12:49:52","modified_gmt":"2014-11-09T11:49:52","slug":"barcaletat-e-se-dieles-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/barcaletat-e-se-dieles-3\/","title":{"rendered":"BARCALETAT E SE DIELES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Veterineri<br \/>\nVeterineri trembet n\u00eb mes t\u00eb nat\u00ebs nga telefonata e nj\u00eb gruaje, q\u00eb i thot\u00eb:<br \/>\n&#8211; Qenushja ime \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7iftuar me qenin e komshiut, por tani jan\u00eb ngjitur dhe nuk po i shqis dot&#8230;<br \/>\nVeterineri e k\u00ebshillon t\u2019u hedh\u00eb nj\u00eb kov\u00eb me uj\u00eb, por ajo i thot\u00eb se e ka provuar dhe s\u2019ka arritur gj\u00eb.<br \/>\n&#8211; At\u00ebhere, d\u00ebgjo, &#8211; thot\u00eb veterineri, &#8211; e di \u00e7\u2019do t\u00eb b\u00ebsh? M\u00eb jep numrin e telefonit, mbylle dhe do t\u00eb t\u00eb marr un\u00eb. Kur t\u00eb bjer\u00eb zilja, qent\u00eb do t\u00eb ndahen!<br \/>\n&#8211; Mendoni se do t\u00eb funksionoj\u00eb?<br \/>\n&#8211; Me siguri&#8230; p\u00ebrderisa funksionoi me mua!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Udh\u00ebtimi<br \/>\nNj\u00eb polic, telefonon n\u00eb zyr\u00ebn e informacionit t\u00eb nj\u00eb aeroporti: &#8211; Sa koh\u00eb zgjat fluturimi Tiran\u00eb-Rom\u00eb?<br \/>\nRecepsionistja: &#8211; Nj\u00eb moment&#8230;<br \/>\nPolici: &#8211; Faleminderit! &#8211; dhe e mbyll.<\/p>\n<p>Burri<br \/>\nDrita takon Mart\u00ebn n\u00eb daljen e nj\u00eb supermarketi:<br \/>\n&#8211; Marta, sa mir\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb takova! Si t\u2019u b\u00eb burri?<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh, jam shum\u00eb e shqet\u00ebsuar&#8230; N\u00eb spital m\u00eb than\u00eb se i kan\u00eb ngelur edhe tre muaj jet\u00eb&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Ah, \u00e7\u2019m\u00eb the! M\u00eb vjen keq&#8230; Duhet t\u00eb ket\u00eb qen\u00eb e v\u00ebshtir\u00eb&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Sigurisht q\u00eb po&#8230; Kan\u00eb kaluar kat\u00ebr muaj tashm\u00eb; \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb muaj me vones\u00eb&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Veterineri Veterineri trembet n\u00eb mes t\u00eb nat\u00ebs nga telefonata e nj\u00eb gruaje, q\u00eb i thot\u00eb: &#8211; Qenushja ime \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7iftuar me qenin e komshiut, por tani jan\u00eb ngjitur dhe nuk po i shqis dot&#8230; Veterineri e k\u00ebshillon t\u2019u hedh\u00eb nj\u00eb kov\u00eb me uj\u00eb, por ajo i thot\u00eb se e ka provuar dhe s\u2019ka arritur gj\u00eb. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-5798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5798\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}