{"id":5745,"date":"2014-11-08T10:30:09","date_gmt":"2014-11-08T09:30:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/?p=5745"},"modified":"2014-11-08T10:20:36","modified_gmt":"2014-11-08T09:20:36","slug":"ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/2014\/11\/ta-nisim-diten-duke-qeshur-9\/","title":{"rendered":"TA NISIM DITEN DUKE QESHUR"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mes miqsh<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

– Ah, mbr\u00ebm\u00eb, nj\u00eb mushkonj\u00eb nuk m\u00eb la t\u00eb flija gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn…<\/p>\n

– T\u00eb pickoi?<\/p>\n

– Jo, jo… g\u00ebrhiste!<\/p>\n

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Profesori<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb profesor e kishte zakon t\u00eb p\u00ebrdorte nj\u00eb fjalor shum\u00eb vulgar gjat\u00eb leksioneve. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, vajzat q\u00eb ndiqnin kursin, t\u00eb acaruara, ran\u00eb dakord t\u00eb dilnin t\u00eb gjitha nga auditori, sapo ai t\u00eb thoshte fjal\u00ebn e par\u00eb t\u00eb ndyr\u00eb. Djemt\u00eb, ama, q\u00eb e mor\u00ebn vesh, vendos\u00ebn t\u2019ia tregonin k\u00ebt\u00eb profesorit, q\u00eb ai t\u00eb ishte i p\u00ebrgatitur. T\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen, profesori u fut n\u00eb auditor, duke th\u00ebn\u00eb:<\/p>\n

– Pash\u00eb atje jasht\u00eb nj\u00eb elefant, q\u00eb e kishte penisin shum\u00eb t\u00eb madh!<\/p>\n

Menj\u00ebher\u00eb, si\u00e7 kishin r\u00ebn\u00eb dakord, vajzat u ngrit\u00ebn dhe u nis\u00ebn t\u00eb dilnin jasht\u00eb, por ai u zuri der\u00ebn dhe iu drejtua:<\/p>\n

– Qet\u00ebsohuni vajza! Nuk e zini dot… ka ikur tashm\u00eb!<\/p>\n

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Kompromisi<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

– Gjyshi, gjyshi, \u00e7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb kompromisi?<\/p>\n

– T\u00eb keqen gjyshi, kur p\u00ebr pushime, mami d\u00ebshiron t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb n\u00eb det, kurse babi n\u00eb mal, kompromis do t\u00eb thot\u00eb t\u00eb shkosh n\u00eb det, ama, babi mund t\u2019i marr\u00eb skit\u00eb me vete!<\/p>\n

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Ai dhe ajo<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ai: – A mund t\u00eb t\u00eb th\u00ebrras Eva, q\u00eb tani e tutje?<\/p>\n

Ajo: – E p\u00ebrse do t\u00eb m\u00eb th\u00ebrras\u00ebsh k\u00ebshtu?<\/p>\n

Ai: – Sepse ti ishe e para p\u00ebr mua!<\/p>\n

Ajo: – V\u00ebrtet? Po un\u00eb, mund t\u00eb t\u00eb quaj Pezho (Peugeot)?<\/p>\n

Ai: – E p\u00ebrse?<\/p>\n

Ajo: – Sepse p\u00ebr mua, ti ishe i 206-i!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mes miqsh – Ah, mbr\u00ebm\u00eb, nj\u00eb mushkonj\u00eb nuk m\u00eb la t\u00eb flija gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn… – T\u00eb pickoi? – Jo, jo… g\u00ebrhiste!   Profesori Nj\u00eb profesor e kishte zakon t\u00eb p\u00ebrdorte nj\u00eb fjalor shum\u00eb vulgar gjat\u00eb leksioneve. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, vajzat q\u00eb ndiqnin kursin, t\u00eb acaruara, ran\u00eb dakord t\u00eb dilnin t\u00eb gjitha nga auditori, sapo ai t\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5745\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}