N\u00eb restorant
\n– Kamerier! Ky biftek qenka sholl\u00eb!
\n– Pse k\u00ebshtu, me pes\u00eb mij\u00eb lek, ti deshe t\u00eb t\u00eb sillja t\u00eb gjith\u00eb k\u00ebpuc\u00ebn?<\/p>\n
Qeni dhe krokodili
\nNj\u00eb qen, po b\u00ebnte sh\u00ebtitje buz\u00eb lumit, kur nj\u00eb krokodil, q\u00eb e sheh nga larg, nis t\u00eb tallet me t\u00eb:
\n– Tung, thes pleshtash!
\n– Tung, \u00e7ant\u00eb e bukur!<\/p>\n
Pyetja
\n– E pse \u00e7\u2019err\u00ebsir\u00eb pus ishte mbr\u00ebm\u00eb?
\n– Jooo, asgj\u00eb nuk pash\u00eb… S\u2019kishte drit\u00eb fare…<\/p>\n
Alkooli i frenave
\nNj\u00eb mekanik, nd\u00ebrsa \u00ebsht\u00eb duke rregulluar nj\u00eb makin\u00eb, i bie padashje n\u00eb goj\u00eb nj\u00eb pik\u00eb alkool frenash. \u00c7udit\u00ebrisht, shija i p\u00eblqeu, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen vendosi t\u00eb pinte vet\u00eb pak… Pak e nga pak, nj\u00eb dit\u00eb i rr\u00ebfeu shokut t\u00eb tij se kishte vendosur ta hidhte alkoolin n\u00eb nj\u00eb got\u00eb \u00e7aji dhe ta pinte…
\nShoku, q\u00eb deri n\u00eb at\u00eb moment nuk kishte folur, u skandalizua.
\n– A je n\u00eb terezi, ti? A nuk e kupton q\u00eb alkooli i frenave \u00ebsht\u00eb helm? N\u00ebse vazhdon k\u00ebshtu, do t\u00eb b\u00ebhesh i varur prej tij…
\nAt\u00ebhere, tjetri i p\u00ebrgjigjet: – Un\u00eb, n\u00eb terezi jam, por ti s\u2019qenke n\u00eb terezi… \u00cbsht\u00eb alkool frenash, o shoku, dometh\u00ebn\u00eb se mund t\u00eb ndaloj s\u00eb piri kur t\u00eb dua!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
N\u00eb restorant – Kamerier! Ky biftek qenka sholl\u00eb! – Pse k\u00ebshtu, me pes\u00eb mij\u00eb lek, ti deshe t\u00eb t\u00eb sillja t\u00eb gjith\u00eb k\u00ebpuc\u00ebn? Qeni dhe krokodili Nj\u00eb qen, po b\u00ebnte sh\u00ebtitje buz\u00eb lumit, kur nj\u00eb krokodil, q\u00eb e sheh nga larg, nis t\u00eb tallet me t\u00eb: – Tung, thes pleshtash! – Tung, \u00e7ant\u00eb e bukur! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3700,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,43],"tags":[389],"class_list":["post-5676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-barcaleta","category-humor","tag-barcaleta-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5676\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intervista.al\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}